Beyonce is pregnant…again. This will be her 128th tabloid baby. A media outlet claiming to have a “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” that is squealing about Beyonce’s rumored pregnancy.
MediaTakeOut just learned from a ROCK SOLID source that legendary singer Beyonce and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.
According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.
The “Single Ladies” singer was most recently rumored to be pregnant in January of 2008. Mythical sources told The Mirror that she was pregnant and that was why they were married in a super private ceremony before the baby was born because: “Beyonce and Solange have been brought up with strong Christian beliefs. Part of that belief is to be married before having children.” Babies before marriage is a holy no-no, but sexy times before marriage is super pious? Whateves. I am about as holy as Cheeto Jesus.
Anyway, I have my doubts. Unless this “ROCK SOLID SOURCE” (who I am starting to thinks is actually Kayne on one of his all caps rants) is a pregnancy test signed by B and sent to a lab for DNA testing and confirmed to be the tinkle of Beyonce (you know she wakes up in the morning a pees excellence), I will continue to give this the side eye.
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David Letterman Slams Sarah Palin- Videos
Sarah Palin will not go away. And this time, one of my favroite people is responsible for keeping her around.
At the beginning of the week Late Night Show host David Letterman poked fun about Palin’s visit to New York in his opening monologue. Why? Because that it what he is paid to do.
Via Stupid Celebrities:
The joke was obviously poking fun at Palin’s eldest daughter, Bristol, whose underaged knocked-up’ness we were all subjected to during her campaign for the Vice Presidency. (Note to Palin: America still hasn’t forgiven you for subjecting us to Levi Johnson).
However, Palin can’t stand being out of the press for more than three days. She and her snow-mobiling husband Todd, have launched an attack against dear old Dave.
the Alaska governor said in a statement.
Palin’s 14-year-old daughter, Willow, was the only Palin daughter on the New York trip. Todd Palin fumed to the press his disgust.
Palins please. All that time spend in the darkness in Alaska are getting to you. Last night, Letterman used his show to defend himself:
Letterman then invited Palin and her husband as guests on his show. Though Palin’s camp is currently standing firm stating that it doesn’t matter which Palin daughter he was referring to, I give it a little over a week before we see Palin’s winking and playing the flute next to Paul Schaffer.