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Kristin Cavallari Pregnant with Jay Cutler’s Baby

January 23, 2012 By Leave a Comment

I hope you have already had some time to let your morning breakfast burrito settle because you might need to make some room to stomach the thought of pitying one the twits from ‘The Hills.’ Kristin Cavallari is pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby.

I suddenly feel sorry for her as the thought of pushing something bred from the giant ego filled head of Jay Cutler makes me cross my legs and cringe. (Yes, I am a Bears fan, but I miss Orton. Entirely bitter…yes.) Regardless, Kristin and Jay are so happy they could spit rainbows…

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Wedding Details, Photos

September 28, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Well, it looks as the wedding hoax rumors were just that. Khloe Kardashian was married Sunday evening. People reported the details of their wedding ceremony. An over abundance of white roses was the main décor. Khloe carried a bouquet of white nosegay of roses, stephanotis and lilies. She was flanked by her bridesmaids in lavender gowns.

At 5:12 p.m., Kardashian, 25, walked down the outdoor aisle in a Vera Wang gown on the arm of her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, with sisters Kim Kardashian and a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian at her side. The bridal party included half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, actresses (and twin sisters) Khadijah and Malika Haqq and actress Lauren London.

Lamar Odom and Kardashian exchanged vows after a month long courtship at the home of Irving Azoff. A 10 piece orchestra played at the ceremony itself and serenaded around 250 guests. Of course Ryan Seacrest left the shire to attend the wedding. Noticeably absent were Odom’s children. His ex, Liza Morales, opted to keep their two children at home.

The klassy affair then transformed into a night club themed reception. Sadly, I am not kidding.

Wedding planner Sharon Sacks created the Hollywood nightclub-themed reception that followed in a tent on the property, fitted with dark wooden walls, white carpeting, silver mirrors and chandeliers. The tables were decorated with tall white centerpieces with lavender touches made of roses, calla lilies and exotic leaves in soaring glass vases.

I hope this looked way better than it sounds. Cameras for the Kardashian circus rolled, capturing the entire event. The ceremony will air on tv and we can all laugh together. Until then, Khloe Kardashian wedding photos are up for grabs at the starting price tag of $300,000. Any takers? How about $15 and tickets to see Kourtney give birth? No?

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Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

August 13, 2009 By 1 Comment

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So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up

August 12, 2009 By 2 Comments

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.

Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.

Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.

Via E!:

“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”

Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.

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