Khloe NOT a Real Kardashian ?!

A day doesn’t go by without the mention of the Kardashian’s in the news. Seriously! I don’t talk about every ridiculous rumor or story, but today’s Kardashian gossip is super juicy and worth mentioning.

Ever notice how Khloe Kardashian seems to be the poster child for ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER? She doesn’t look like Kim and Kourteney too much. Well perhaps we now know why Khloe stands out from the others.

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Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant Again. God Help Us.

Gird your loins. Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child. Another member of the fancy traveling circus known as the Kardashians will be joining the world of reality tv. I am sure the birthin’ cam is being constructed right now as E! refills the ink in their check writing pen.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scot Disick ENGAGED

Ew. It baffles me as to why Kourtney Kardashian is slumming it with Scott Disick (I am pretty sure the “S” is silent). She was the most tolerable of the Klan. (Khloe was my fav before she went all ‘I have a husband/I am married = I can’t do anything’).

Looks like E! will be all Kardashians all the time. Kourtney and Captain Hair Products are getting a spinoff of their spinoff. Kris, being queen of the pimps, took a break from telling Kim to get Botox to nab Kourtney and her Macy’s Day Parade boyfriend a show centering around their engagement.

Via OK!:

“Kourtney and Scott are getting married this year,” a friend of the lovebirds tells OK!. “Kourtney is thrilled about it. She loves Scott, and she wants to be his wife. She’s already looking at dresses and other details.”

Popeater adds:

“The last episode of ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ is Scott proposing,” an insider tells me. “Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold. I’m told it will be complete with outrageous wedding plans, chaos, dresses and, of course, Scott being a groomzilla.”

This is about as good of an idea as that epic fail the Kardashian Kard. (Seriously who wants to whip that Kard out to buy their Target goodies? It basically says, ‘Hello cashier! I am an a$$hole!’

Kourtney Kardashian’s Boyfriend Scott Disick ‘In Love’ With Sister Kim Kardashian

We’ve heard of sisters sharing, but this is just too much. If you pick up the latest In Touch magazine, you’ll noticed the new family triangle scandal to hit hollywood. Supposedly Scott Disick, who is Kourtney Kardashians baby daddy, is ‘in love’ with her sister Kim Kardashian.

Per Hollywood Life:

“When Kim bends over or is wearing something revealing, Scott will … comment that she has the ‘best ass.’” And while Kourtney laughs along awkwardly, the source claims she’s broken up inside.

And Kourtney isn’t the only who’s reportedly upset by Scott’s advances. “Kris [Jenner] can’t stand it,” the source says. “She keeps telling him not to do that to [Kourtney.]”

Both Kim and Scott have laughed off the tabloid story, taking to their Twitter pages to poke fun at the rumors.

Per Us:

“OMG Scott,” Kim, 30, tweeted jokingly. “I had no idea u felt this way. Kourtney, we need to talk!”

Retorted Disick: “I had to confess, I couldn’t take it anymore!”

I bet it’s nothing more than another pathetic attempt at trying to keep themselves relevant. We all know Scott is only in love with himself.

Click here to see which actress is dying to be a mom.

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Kardashian Sisters Mocked By SNL AGAIN – Video

Saturday Night Live‘ hit a home run this weekend with another brilliant Kardashian Sister sketch! The sketch mocked the recently released (and horrific) Kardashian Christmas card.

Check out the last time the Kardashian’s were brutally mocked here!

Click here to see which actress is telling Angelina Jolie to ‘bring it!’

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Kardashian Sisters Brutally Mocked On SNL – Video

Without question, my favorite TV moment over the weekend, was SNL’s Kardashian sisters sketch!

This weekend, SNL cast members Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad, and Vanessa Baye spoofed the Kardashians on the set of Weekend Update. Classic! Thoughts?

Click here to see who landed a role in ‘Broken Run.’

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‘Kredit Kards For Kids’ By The Kardashians Canceled

It actually does not sound like a good idea, and it wasn’t. The Kardashian sisters promoted a credit card with their picture on the front mainly catering to their very easily influenced teen fans. The prepaid debit card was ‘railed’ by the government and consumer advocates for high fees. The prepaid debit card, which featured a picture of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe on the front, cost about $100 in fees for the year, with a range of $1.50 ATM fees.

Per NY Daily News:

“The terms disclosed to Dash Dolls in no way suggested or implied that the Product might violate any law, rule or regulation,” the Kardashians’ lawyer wrote.

The Kardashian’s claim the bad publicity brought on by this particular endorsement could have damaged their reputation. You know, cause Kim’s sex tape or Khloe’s claims of losing her virginity at age 14 didn’t do enough damage.

“The Kardashians have worked extremely long and hard to create a positive public persona that appeals to everyone, particularly young adults,” he wrote. “They have been successful in doing so because they are recognized as honest, ethical, and fun-loving individuals who are kind and caring to others.

“Unfortunately, the negative spotlight turned on the Kardashians as a result of the Attorney General’s comments and actions threatens everything for which they have worked.”

In a letter to The Revenue Resource Group which created the card, lawyers for the Kardashians said they were terminating the agreement after it was brought to their attention that the card could violate consumer protection laws. Connecticut’s attorney general wrote a letter to the debit card company last week, warning he planned on investigating if the card did violate state laws or the Dodd-Frank Act, a federal law implemented to protect consumers from abuse by the financial services industry. Catering their very luxurious lifestyle to kids with a credit card not so good but don’t worry there are plenty of items to purchase to help the girls out… perfume, clothing, hair products.

Click here for more virginity-losing talk from Khloe.

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The Kardashians’ Wild Drunken NYC Bar Fight

Last night Kim Kardashian, her sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and Kourt’s baby daddy Scott Disick, hit up NYC nightclub Juliette for a nightout, but the evening was cut short when a jealous girlfriend ended up throwing a drink in Kim’s face which resulted in a Kardashian family throwdown. The reason? A male fan asked for a picture with Kim. Maybe the girlfriend heard about Kim being down for some hook-ups?

Per TMZ:

Scott Disick and Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle, Khloe’s ring flew off and skidded across the floor. Our spies inside the club say Khloe literally dove across the floor to retrieve it … which she eventually did.

How does your ring just “fly” off your finger? Get it sized honey. After finding Khloe’s rock, they all reportedly left from the club and quickly took off in a waiting car, leaving Scott behind to catch a cab home. And of course, the cameras for the new E! show ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ were on the scene for all of this.

Khole dives to get ring… BS! The cherry probably fell out of her drink and it was more like, “THAT’S MINE!” I wouldn’t doubt it was another staged dramatic scene for their show. Their whole lives are just one big walking advertisement.

Click here to read about Ian Somerhalder talk about ‘Vampire Diaries.’

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Kim Kardashian is ‘Down For Some Hookups’

Guys – here’s the snowballs chance in hell you never thought you’d have… Kim Kardashian is single and ready to mingle! Kim is currently in New York City filming a reality show with her sister Kourtney, but stopped to chat with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show about her impending move to NYC, being single, and how she’s planning on living her life – She can bond with her sister. Babysit her nephew Mason. Launch a new store. Oh yeah, and lets not forget – she can also start ho-strolling for men.

Per PopEater:

“This couldn’t have come at a more perfect time for me to just get out of my life [in LA] … I’m single and I keep on saying, ‘I’m single for the first time’ but I never have really given it a shot to be single,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show today, as reported by E! Online. “I tried and I tried to play that role but I really wasn’t single.”

And what are her intentions in this new really really single lifestyle? She’s looking to keep it casual. “I’m down for some hookups,” she said.

That’s your problem Kimmy, too many hook-ups and no hanger-ons! Ryan then asked Kim, who split with latest boyfriend Dallas Cowboy’s Miles Austin last month after an on-again/off-again relationship with New Orleans Saints’ Reggie Bush, about the hearsay that Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick was looking to set her up on some dates.

“Everyone is now trying to hook me up,” she told Seacrest on air. “In a way, since I hate meeting new people and I hate that first-dating thing, it’s kind of reassuring to know, ‘Okay, this [person] knows them, so maybe they’re normal.’”

Who do you think Kim should hook up with next? The Jets and Giants are flipping a coin to see who has first dibs.

Click here to see who else is recently single!

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Tim Gunn vs. Kardashians

And the claws come out!

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It seems style guru and my personal ‘mo boo, Tim Gunn isn’t feeling the Kardashian sisters’ fashion sense.

After unveiling the first of five lines the trio designed for Bebe at last month’s fashion week, Gunn had nothing nice to say about how the clothes made him feel.

Via The New York Post:

“I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty, snob, but it bothers me.”

He didn’t stop there. While making an appearance on the Joy Behar Show, Gunn let some more words about the sisters slide.

When asked what he thought about their clothes, he stated:

“[They] may have some sexiness to it, I find it’s largely vulgar.”

Kardashian sisters, please listen. Gunn is not the bitch to cross in the fashion industry.