Kendra Wilkinsons Baby Pic – Hank Randall Baskett IV First Photo

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Kendra Wilkinson didn’t wait to shill baby pictures. OK! snapped up the rights to Hank Randall Baskett IV’s first baby photo. Kendra had her 9 lb baby boy on December 11th and is already doing his first photo shoot.

In the mag she talks about being induced and the arrival (via c-section) of her first baby.

Congratulations! How are you feeling?
Kendra: Thanks. I have labor brain. I forgot everything that happened!
Hank: I am in straight awe, trust me.

How did you prepare for coming to the hospital?
Kendra: The good thing about being induced is that it’s like planning a trip, just very calm. We ate a huge dinner before we came to the hospital. I ate a whole batch of brownies because I was nervous. No wonder he’s 9 pounds!

What happened at the hospital?
Kendra: I was induced early in the morning; then it was wait, wait, wait. I was experiencing contractions throughout the day, and I was anxious. I kept checking the monitor every second, like “Is it happening yet?”

Of course Hank was with her. After his son was born it was instant adoration.

Via PopEater:

Hank just couldn’t hold back his affection for the little man upon first meeting him. “I just said, ‘I love you so much.’ I couldn’t stop saying ‘I love you.’”

I find it fantastic that little Hank shoved Kourtney Kardashian’s baby news into the corner of the mag.

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Images Via: WENN.com, OK!

The Kardashians Show Skin to Pimp Their Show

Really? People still watch this nuttery?

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Another season of ‘Keep Up with the Kardashians’ is upon us. You know what that means? It means we will be forced to see the Kardashians all over D-List TV shows trying to promote their own importance.

Nonetheless, leave it to good ole’ Kim to start the pimping bandwagon via her own website. After viewing the new E! promo pick for the show, here’s what Kimmy-poo had to say:

Via PopEater:

“I’m loving the promo poster for season 4 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!! So sexy and glam! I can’t wait for the new season to start… I know you guys are going to love it!”

The pic features Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe in lingerie. Yes, the VERY pregnant Kourtney in a teddy. Because that screams sexy and glam. (I am sorry, but the idea of babies and seduction don’t go together. No baby wants a mushroom bruise.) Kim then goes on to comment on a spread she, her sisters, and her mother, Kris Jenner, did for People Magazine. The article, which shows the women supposedly topless in a pool, supposedly focuses on beauty tricks mom Kris taught her daughters.

“My mom is my ultimate style and beauty icon! She has taught Kourt, Khloe and I so much over the years and we sat down with People Magazine to talk about all the beauty tips and tricks my mom has passed on to us! I love this photo of us!!”

It looks more like Mom taught you how to pose topless in good lighting.

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Images Via: Kimmy’s Site

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Wedding Details, Photos

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Well, it looks as the wedding hoax rumors were just that. Khloe Kardashian was married Sunday evening. People reported the details of their wedding ceremony. An over abundance of white roses was the main décor. Khloe carried a bouquet of white nosegay of roses, stephanotis and lilies. She was flanked by her bridesmaids in lavender gowns.

At 5:12 p.m., Kardashian, 25, walked down the outdoor aisle in a Vera Wang gown on the arm of her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, with sisters Kim Kardashian and a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian at her side. The bridal party included half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, actresses (and twin sisters) Khadijah and Malika Haqq and actress Lauren London.

Lamar Odom and Kardashian exchanged vows after a month long courtship at the home of Irving Azoff. A 10 piece orchestra played at the ceremony itself and serenaded around 250 guests. Of course Ryan Seacrest left the shire to attend the wedding. Noticeably absent were Odom’s children. His ex, Liza Morales, opted to keep their two children at home.

The klassy affair then transformed into a night club themed reception. Sadly, I am not kidding.

Wedding planner Sharon Sacks created the Hollywood nightclub-themed reception that followed in a tent on the property, fitted with dark wooden walls, white carpeting, silver mirrors and chandeliers. The tables were decorated with tall white centerpieces with lavender touches made of roses, calla lilies and exotic leaves in soaring glass vases.

I hope this looked way better than it sounds. Cameras for the Kardashian circus rolled, capturing the entire event. The ceremony will air on tv and we can all laugh together. Until then, Khloe Kardashian wedding photos are up for grabs at the starting price tag of $300,000. Any takers? How about $15 and tickets to see Kourtney give birth? No?

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Images Via: Faded Youth, Life and Style, Big Pictures

Kourtney Kardashian Considered Abortion

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Recently impregnated Kourtney Kardashian talked to People magazine about her thoughts of abortion after discovering she was pregnant. The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” oldest sibling revealed that she seriously considered not having her baby.

“I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn’t thinking about adoption. I do think every woman should have the right to do what they want, but I don’t think it’s talked through enough. I can’t even tell you how many people just say, ‘Oh, get an abortion.’ Like it’s not a big deal.”

After revealing the baby daddy was Scott Disick, some greasy looking 26 year old, she admitted that her research on the internet stopped her from having the abortion.

“I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion,” she recalls. “I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. And it just hit me. I got so excited, and when I told Scott he was so excited. But I think if I had said I’m not going to keep it, I really think he would have pushed me into keeping it.”

Not to spark a debate on the abortion issue, but is it just me or does it sound like she talking about a puppy and not a baby? Perhaps her rep told her to talk about adoption and she confused and distracted by a sample sale flyer.

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Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

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So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Kourtney Kardashian is Knocked-Up

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Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Huzzah. Now, someone tell me who she is.

Is she the one who made the sex-tape with Brandy’s brother? Oh, that was Kim Kardashian. Is she the tranny who was all over the rags last week in a bathing suit claiming her thighs are no longer touching thanks to spanx and her refusal to eat for a month? Oh, that was Khloe Kardashian. Is she the one who had so much plastic surgery she now blinks her lips? Oh, that was Bruce Jenner.

Nevertheless, she’s pregnant.

Via E!:

“While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is. But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…
Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. ‘You’re going to have to see on the show,’ she said, referring to ‘Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami’, which debuts this Sunday.”

Oh, she’s the one who got pregant in order to get extra publicity for her reality show. Now I know who she is.

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