Robert Pattinson: “I’d love to have a family” with Kristen Stewart?!

Everyone’s favorite sparkling vampire, Robert Pattinson, is trying his best these days to lose his fangs in hopes of actually starring in movies that attract more than 13 year old girls.

While promoting his new film, ‘Water for Elephants’ with Reese Witherspoon (read about their not-so-sexy love scene HERE), Pattinson discussed his favorite co-star…and it’s not girlfriend Kristen Stewart!

Via The Chicago Sun Times:

“[Tai-the elephant in the film]is such a phenomenal creature. Hanging out with elephants is such a life-changing experience. I love that my job as an actor allows me to spend three months with elephants.”

However, Pattinson is quick to mention his growing distaste for paprazzi and the media, who like to delve into his personal life as much as possible.

When asked about a recent ‘interview’ Pattinson allegedly gave to an Italian magazine which claims Pattinson was ready to marry girlfriend Kristen Stewart and start a family, Sparklepants puts the brakes on:

“I don’t understand how they printed that. It’s a completely made-up interview. I’d love to have a family — sometime in the future.”

Rumors surrounding Pattinson and Stewart’s relationship pop-up more often than a virgin at a rodeo. In fact, a few weeks ago it was reported the two split while, just last week, Pattinson allegedly dropped $17,000 on a promise ring for his lady.

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Kristen Stewart Pregnant, Robert Pattinson to Have the Baby

Relax, it’s Friday and just a lighthearted play on KStew and our favorite Sparklebeast’s stop on O. I found it amusing. (Yes, I am easily amused.) Hey, it burns 5 minutes of your day and gets a bit closer to having drinks with your girls at Benihana.

On Wednesday, the cast of the “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” movie sat down for an interview with Oprah that will air on May 13th. Everyone knows that Ms. O is the queen of getting you to spill your guts and share your deepest, darkest secrets. And she’s done it again – Robert Pattinson let the cat out of the bag about a secret in his relationship. When Oprah asked Sparklepants if he and Kristen Stewart were a couple, he slipped and mentioned some baby news!

Per The Province:

“[Oprah] asked the question directly, like, ‘So, everybody wants to know!’ but they really did avoid the question,” Hudson told MTV. “They both kind of looked like, ‘Uhh, are we supposed to answer this?’ and then Rob joked that Kristen was pregnant, and she joked that, ‘If I’m pregnant, then Rob’s going to have the baby.’”

Ok, so no one’s really pregnant. But if they’re finally being allowed to joke about their relationship, that’s a very good sign. I’m sure that as soon as the word “pregnant” slipped past Rob’s lips, the audience went in to shock.

UPDATE: A mole at the Oprah set squealed this story about the Robsten romance:

“Obviously Oprah had to ask something during the taping, but agreed beforehand she wouldn’t be too hard on [Rob and Kristen] if they told her what was really going on. Both Rob and Kristen’s people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent.”

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b179968_rob_kristen_confirm_theyre.html#ixzz0nGuD9EQC

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Kristen Stewart Pregnant With Robert Pattinson’s Baby?!?

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Some girls get knocked-up by all the right guys…that is, if you believe New Weekly magazine. According to the publication, ‘Twilight’ stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are really getting into character for the fourth installment of the vampire series-by expecting a baby together.

Via Gossip Teen:

“When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant” says a pal. “And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.”

I am going to have call bull on this one Kittens. The pic the magazine uses as evidence of KStew’s baby bump appears to be the result of too much bread with dinner and too-tight leather pants. Not to mention these two have been on opposite sides of the USA for months shooting different films.

I know all the Twi-Hards out there are dying for these two to make babies. You’re going to have to wait, I’m afraid…I’m not done with Sparklepants yet.