Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Hannah Montana for Family Drama, Compares Miley to Anna Nicole Smith!

Things in the Cyrus household are a mess. Miley Cyrus‘ parents Billy Ray and Tish are in the process of getting a divorce. Even though Miley’s 18 years old, she’s still taking their split pretty hard. When Billy and Tish announced they were splitting up there were rumors of infidelity. Also there was speculation of a huge fight where Billy became violent over Tish allowing Miley to do whatever she wanted. Maybe now we can understand more of why Miley’s been acting out the past few months – Apparently her father hasn’t spoken to her since November. Now Billy is speaking out and blaming Hannah Montana for all of the family drama. Billy revealed in an interview that he believes “Hannah Montana” ruined his relationship with his daughter, and that the show has ruined his family.

In this month’s issue of GQ, Billy Ray Cyrus lashes out at the show that made his daughter Miley famous and shockingly compares her to Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain and yes, Anna Nicole Smith.

“You could see that train wreck coming.”

Wow – I’m not sure I would put Smith and Miley in the same category, but maybe he knows more about what goes on behind the scenes. In the interview Billy Ray talks about Miley’s many slip-ups (salvia bong smoking, underage drinking, dirty lap dancing, etc…) and how he feels completely helpless to prevent them. He says that the problem is that he tried to be Miley’s friend not her parent and now when he wants to be her parent, she won’t listen. He believes that Miley’s handlers made it impossible to parent Miley and that they allowed her to do anything she wanted. He claims they also were the ones behind her racy 2009 Teen Choice Awards performance.

“I’m scared for her. She’s got a lot of people around her that’s putting her in a great deal of danger,” he said. “I know she’s 18, but I still feel like as her daddy I’d like to try to help. Take care of her just a little bit, to at least get her out of danger. I want to get her sheltered from the storm. Stop the insanity just for a minute. When you go through what she’s been through, it takes a beating on you.”

Billy also claims “there’s no doubt” his family is under attack by Satan. When asked about “Hannah Montana,” Billy said “I’ll tell you right now, the damn show destroyed my family,” wishing the show had never happened.

“I’d take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal.”

The way to begin that is to shut his mouth and be Miley’s father. Not speaking to her and airing the families dirty laundry is not going to help, but only make the situation much worse. Sounds more serious than any of us imagined!

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Courtney Love Claims Gavin Rossdale Affair

This is why some societies have laws prohibiting sex with animals – because some men wouldn’t know where to stop otherwise. Courtney Love claims to have had an affair with Gavin Rossdale for eight months after he married Gwen Stefani in 2002. She reveals she was so smitten with Rossdale that she even considered marrying him. Love told radio host Howard Stern that Stefani knew all about her romance with Rossdale all along.

Per The Sun:

Stern asked if Love meant she was having sex with Rossdale while he was with Gwen. She replied: “Yes. She does know.” Stern asked again: “He was having sex with you while he was with her?” Love said: “Everyone… yeah… and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”

Real nice, Gavin. Ick. Love also said she took heat for the relationship because many thought Rossdale was too much like her ex, late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.

“Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt.” Love said. “But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed…maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

‘He got good in bed.’ My brain is spinning. It doesn’t know whether it wants me to die laughing or projectile vomit. Poor Gwen. Did she dip Gavin in rubbing alcohol before they started dating? Let’s hope so. It’s also rumored that Rossdale has cheated on Gwen before, but never with a woman who pantyhose had more holes than a Lillith Fair audience. At one point he had a gay lover who blabbed to In Touch and provided photos of the two together. Click HERE to see those.

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Robert Pattinson In Talks To Play Kurt Cobain

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File this one under ‘highly unconfirmed.’ Courtney Love, who’s executive producing a Nirvana biopic tentatively titled “All Apologies“, has reportedly hand picked the “Twilight” series actor Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain. ‘The Sun‘ reports that Pattinson has indeed landed his “dream role” in the part of the Nirvana frontman.

R-Patz has been in regular contact with Kurt’s widow COURTNEY LOVE, who has been handed a key role in the production by bosses at Universal Pictures. “Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt.”

I would dismiss this as a rumor from the British press who seem to pump Pattinson up for many high profile roles but with Courtney involved who knows. The casting would make sense as Robert does bear some resemblance to Cobain and we all know how Spareklepants loves wallowing in his cute grungey-ness. Some might say ‘no way’ but I think the casting would be perfect. Pattinson is very musical with a soulfulness and hard edge that would make him great in the role. Plus he’s already proven he can pull off the tortured look. Hey, it could be worse – at least its not Jared Leto being considered!

David Fincher, the “Fight Club” director currently working on a film about the founding of Facebook, is rumored to be in line to direct. Also, Love is reportedly adamant that Scarlett Johansson play her in the movie about life with her tragic grunge rocker husband. Oh Courtney, Scarlett may be blonde but that is where the resemblance to you begins and ends. Of course, anybody casting a film about their life would want to hire the best looking actors to play themselves, too! Could Johansson really put up with not bathing for a few weeks to allow for the perfect amount of grime needed to play Love?

Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and writer of the 90′s band, Nirvana. The troubled musician had long battled heroine addiction and shot himself in 1994 in the couple’s Seattle home. Cobain and Love had one child, Frances Bean, who is said to be friends with Johannson. The movie is said to possibly being based on “Heavier Than Heaven,” the original name of a 2001 biography Cobain written by Charles R. Cross. The book was criticized as being a collaboration between Love and Cross by friends as Everett True, who criticized the book as being inaccurate, omissive, and highly biased, calling it “the Courtney-sanctioned version of history.” Love has allegedly acquired the rights to the book, with several studios previously engaged in discussions with her to create a film adaptation of Cobain’s biography. Personally I hope the film never gets made as long as Courtney is given any ‘creative’ input.

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Frances Bean Cobain Singing Career

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It was inevitable. The daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love is aimed for a career in music. The recently emancipated teen is joining forces with Evelyn Evelyn to debut her vocals.

Via TwentyFourBit:

Their eponymous full-length album will include “an anthemic 80’s power ballad entitled ‘My Space’” featuring “gang vocals” by “Weird Al” Yankovic, My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, Andrew WK, writer/Palmer fiancé Neil Gaiman, Tegan and Sara, and Frances Bean Cobain.

A slew other celebs have added their name to the project. Ex-Hold Steady keyboardist Franz Nicolay, Margaret Cho, Eugene Mirman and Mindless Self Indulgence have all signed on for the song. You can buy the self titled album that features the song sung by a bunch of people who look like the smell weird on March 30th.

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Courtney Love Unfit Mother Looses Legal Guardianship of Frances Bean

It comes a no surprise really. Frances Bean is no longer under the wing of the greatest coke whore of them all.

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Courtney Love has once again lost legal control of her daughter. In 2003 (Frances was 11) Courtney was stripped of her parenting rights after Bean had to call 911 after her mother overdosed. Love’s rights were restored after 15 months of rehab and cleaning herself up.

Frances, is just a year shy of being a legal adult, is now under the guardianship of her grandmother and aunt. TMZ gave a rundown of the facts:

The guardians appointed by the court are Wendy O’Connor, Kurt Cobain’s mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt’s sister.
The guardianship was established on Friday. Courtney Love was not in court.
The guardianship is for both Frances Bean personally and her financial well-being.
The guardians do not have power over the trust established after Kurt Cobain’s death.
The guardianship was established after a fairly long period of unstable conduct by Courtney Love. The court proceedings, however, are sealed.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “And hopefully when Frances turns 18 a judge will bring down the gavel and make her Courtney’s legal guardian. S#!t, they should just do that now.”

Hecklerspray –“We don’t know what Wendy O’Connor will be like as guardian, but that doesn’t matter – so long as she manages to refrain from embarking on berserk Twitter rampages against computer games or whining incomprehensibly in public about online dating or literally kissing Pete Doherty on the mouth, she’ll probably have the edge over Courtney Love in terms of parental suitability.”

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