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American Music Awards JLo Falls, Adam Lambert Oral Sex Simulation – Videos

Nothing says ‘I have arrived’ like giving your back up dancer a Pesci while you screech into a mic at the AMA’s.

[Adam Lambert 2009 American Music Awards Performance – VIDEO]

Adam Lambert may be trying way too hard (I would like to note he was the one performing at the AMA’s while Kris Allen is….where? a coffee house, Chuck E. Cheese, who knows) , but if grabbing everyone’s attention to poke fun at his S&M themed performance at the 2009….mission accomplished. Glambert strut around the stage with dancers in bondage gear complete with leashes. What made you get the case of the ickys was Adam rubbing his crotch in the face of his dancers and making out with the keyboardist. I am sure thousands of letters are pouring into Visine demanding holy water eye drops to wash the musical orgy out of their children’s eyes. You know this shiz is going to be compared to Janet Jackson’s Floppy Boob Super Bowl Caper.

[Jennifer Lopez Falling at the 2009 AMA's - VIDEO]

If you busy researching the new 100 proof vodka turkey (this may or may not account for my whereabouts) and missed the 2009 AMA’s, you also missed Jennifer Lopez falling on her big bronzed butt. After walking up the backs of her male dancers she jumped off and landed on her bum. (Don’t even pretend bitches aren’t funny. Check out the 2:33 second mark to see JLo fall.)

Taylor Swift once again took home the highest honor. The “Love Story” singer beat Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year. Fellow AMA winners are:

Michael Jackson (Number Ones)
T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist – Gloriana
Favorite Soul/R&B
Best Artist -Taylor Swift
Best Country Male Artist – Keith Urban
Favorite Male Pop/Rock – Michael Jackson
Best Country Female Artist -Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Album –– Michael Jackson
Favorite Pop/Rock Band – Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Female Pop/Rock-Taylor Swift
Favorite Female Adult Contemporary-Taylor Swift

Lady Gaga also performed ‘Bad Romance‘ for the eager crowd before breaking some glass and finishing her performance by playing ‘Speechless‘ on a piano that was literally on fire.

[Lady Gaga's 2009 AMA's Performance- VIDEO]

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MTV VMA’s 2009 Winners List, Photos and Videos

After wasting over 2 hours of my life on the nuttery that was last night’s 2009 MTV VMA’s I bring you the highlights.

First Kanye West gave us all further proof he is a bumbling moron with no class. The “rapper” stormed the stage to take the mic away from Best Female video Winner Taylor Swift to announce that Beyonce should have won. From this moment on the show was tense and awkward. As did tried mentioned West’s name the crowd booed and began chanting Swift’s name.

The only one highlight in the show was the revealing of the extended “New Moon” trailer. It leaked to the net a few days before the show aired, but at least it was actually a decent trailer.

[MTV VMA New Moon Trailer – Video]

• Video of the Year: Beyonce Knowles – “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
• Best New Artist : Lady GaGa – “Poker Face”
• Best Male Video: T.I. – “Live Your Live” featuring Rihanna
• Best Female Video: Taylor Swift – “You Belong with Me”
• Best Hip-Hop Video: Eminem – “We Made You”
• Best Pop Video: Britney Spears – “Womanizer”
• Best Rock Video: Green Day – “21 Guns”
• Breakthrough Video: Matt and Kim – “Lessons Learned”
• Best Video (That Should Have Won a Moonman): Beastie Boys – “Sabotage”
• Best Direction: Marc Webb – Green Day’s “21 Guns”
• Best Editing: Jarrett Fijal – Beyonce Knowles’ “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
• Best Special Effects: Chimney Pot – Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi”
• Best Choreography: Frank Gatson and JaQuel Knight – Beyonce Knowles’ “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
• Best Cinematography: Jonathan Sela – Green Day’s “21 Guns”
• Best Art Direction: Jason Hamilton – Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi

Lady Gaga also killed herself on stage as if things were weird enough. The bloody mess followed the Swift/West debacle so it was a bit overshadowed, but odd non the less.