Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Pattinson, Chris Pine Battle for Lance Armstrong Biopic

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey were both rumored to become BFF’s with Lance Armstrong to score the lead role in the cyclist’s biopic. The threesome were constantly photographed together in what appeared to be a bromance involving spandex and beach workouts. The project had momentum in 2006 and Jake was said to have scored the role of Lance. Suddenly Matthew was kicked out of their workout club. Reps and even Gyllenhaal himself danced around questions asked about his involvement with the film.

The biopic never got off the ground and steam behind the press train vanished. However, E! is reheating the rumor and throwing more names into the ring. Chris Pine and Robert Pattinson are said to be in the running after their recent rise to fame. Risky Business Blog also states that Matt Damon is interested in the role.

Who do you think is the best man for the job?

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Goldie Hawn Begs Kate Hudson to Dump A-Rod

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They always say mother knows best! Actress Goldie Hawn is strongly urging her daughter Kate Hudson to dump boy-toy Alex Rodriguez before she ends up heartbroken. Introduced to A-Rod last November by gal-pal Gwyneth Paltrow while he was dating Madonna, Kate apparently fell hard for the New York Yankees star there and then although they only began dating last month. Both are said to be “somewhat serious” about the relationship – with Alex introducing the “Bride Wars” actress to his friends and Kate introducing him to her 5 year old son Ryder, with Kate and Ryder even accompanying Alex recently on a trip to Texas. But now mama Goldie is worried that the romance will go the same as her previous relationships since splitting from ex-husband Chris Robinson – with her daughter ending up having to mend her broken heart.

Per Daily Mail:

“Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,” says a source. “Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.”

Over the past three years, Kate has dated Lance Armstrong and Dax Shepard and was even linked a few times to Justin Timberlake. Rodriguez was previously alleged to be dating Madonna following her divorce from director Guy Ritchie, while Hudson recently split from on-again/off-again lover Owen Wilson. Here’s an idea Kate — be a good mom, work on your career and stop worrying about guys all together for while. Live the single life!

Lance Armstrong’s Baby Max – Photos

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Lance Armstrong welcomed his latest addition to the Armstrong empire. His son Max was born on Thursday night. Anna Hansen gave birth to a baby boy and weighed 7 lb., 5 oz and was 20 inches long. Lance made the announcement via Twitter.

Per Lance’s Twitter:

“Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My Mommy is healthy and so am I!”

What’s up with the name Max? Max (of Max and Emme thank you very much)- Jennifer Lopez Jr., Max – Christina Aguilera and now Max of Lance Armstrong. What ever happened to the name Bob or Theo?

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “You know, whenever I go see a friend or relative who has just had a baby it’s usually the same thing. They hold up their week old ball of preciousness and say to me, “Isn’t he/she the most cutest baby you’ve ever seen?” I clear my throat, blink several times, think of fluffy kittens frolicking in the fields and then lie my ass off by saying, “DUH! Of course!”

Pink is the New Blog – “I mean, you can see the poor woman crashed out on her hospital bed in the pic of the baby — I bet the poor dear was wrecked! Ain’t technology grand?”

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Kate Hudson Goes Brunette to Hide from Madonna – Photos

Ok, so that is just a theory. She does have the gigantic sunglasses and floppy hat incognito thing going on.

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Kate Hudson is striving to be the next Free Clinic spokesperson and thusly giving Paris Hilton a run for her money. Since her divorce she has been running around with notorious womanizers like the great Butterscotch Stallion (Owen Wilson), Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Jason Statham and a couple of hot male models. To follow she is trumping that by dating icky Alex Rodriguez. Following reports that Hudson was digging into Madonna’s old toy chest, a fictitious feud broke out. Madge pulled the old “Kate Hudson who?” because she is currently nailing her some Jesus.

Now, People is reporting that Kate and Man-Whoreus Maximus are “getting close.” Despite the fact that he is still married, he introduced his new lady to his friends and his been following him around like a groupie.

“Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series. The actress and son Ryder, 5 (dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as Rodriguez, and the couple “worked out together in the fitness center,” says an eyewitness.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she “stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel,” adds the eyewitness. “She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!”

Ugh, I am getting herpes just from writing about this.

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Lance Armstrong Dumped Sheryl Crow Due to Baby Desires

Lance Armstrong reportedly couldn’t handle Sheryl Crow’s need for marriage and children and subsequently dumped her back in 2005. According to the new book about the Tour de France King, aptly titled “Lance” (no jazz hands despite the fact I feel their should be) he grew tired of the baby argument. (As in he didn’t want her to crap one out, but wasn’t opposed to dating them. Enter Ashley Olsen.)

Per “Lance” Via NY Post:

“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”

He went on to reveal to the “Lance” author that his baby making skills are a gift.

“Because if somebody wants a child — man, that’s the greatest gift you can give to a woman — so who are you to stand there and say I don’t want one. So we were at different points in our lives. We were not compatible on that issue.”

Crow said screw that noise and it May 2007 she adopted a two week old baby boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow. Even Armstrong is expecting another addition despite his lack of interest in having more children. His current girlfriend, Anna Hansen announced her pregnancy last December and is expected to deliver next month.

It takes balls to say something like that. Errr…I guess it only takes a uni-ball to say something like that. Anyway…the point? Sheryl Crow is hot, Lance Armstong is a fertile but stingy uni-ball and it’s a really slow news day.

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Lance Armstrong and Anna Hansen Pregnant

Lance Armstrong confirmed to People that he knocked up his girlfriend, Anna Hansen.

“Anna and I are thrilled to confirm that we are expecting in June and our families are ecstatic and grateful,” he says in a statement. “We are very much looking forward to what 2009 brings on many fronts. We appreciate respecting our privacy, as we are both eager to celebrate the holidays as a family.”

Lance already has three children under the age of 10. He and his first wife, Kristin, have a boy, Luke-9, and win girls, Isabella and Grace-7. These children were conceived before Lance went through his battle with testicular cancer. They were fortunate enough to benefit from in vitro fertilization.

Congrats to the couple. Good to know the ball cancer isn’t keeping him down. Armstrong is gearing up for the Tour de France next year. This will be his 8th win should he cross the finish line first.

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