You might be thinking things like, ‘Huzzah for karma’ or ‘bitch had it coming’ as the news that OJ Simpson had the pulp beat out of him (yes, lame and shameful oj/pulp pun) has surfaced. But before you chalk one up for team justice, take note that National Enquirer is selling this story and it is being denied by prison reps and OJ himself.

Simpson reportedly angered a ring of “skinheads” in Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center while bragging about how many Caucasian women he had bedded. A good ol’ fashioned prison yard whoopin’ allegedly ensued. The center denies the assault took place, but sources say that 3 months ago Simpson was kicked and punched into a bloody stump.

‘They waited for a day when he would be in the exercise yard without his usual posse of black prisoners. OJ was completely unprotected when one of the toughest of the skinheads – who’s in his mid-20s – jumped him. The skinhead rained blows on OJ’s head, shoulders and upper body – and continued to punch him savagely after he fell unconscious to the ground. He was covered in blood from deep cuts on his face,’ he added.

According to the report, he spent several weeks recovering in the prison infirmary. Bruce Fromong, a former friend/business partner, told NE that he still communicates with OJ.

“He’s fallen into a deep depression. He spends most of his time confined to his cell, refusing to venture out unless he’s surrounded by a posse of inmates he pays for protection. He’s fearful he’ll never leave prison alive.”

After word of the rag’s prison beat down story spread OJ reportedly “laughed his ass off” at the report. TMZ states that guards at the center found the story amusing and shared it with Simpson. They had a good giggle and went back to making license plates or whatever they do in prisons these days.

I am guessing their story is BS. If this actually would have happened OJ would be riding that train to every press outlet and using it to his advantage.