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OJ Simpson Beaten Unconscious in Prison !?

You might be thinking things like, ‘Huzzah for karma’ or ‘bitch had it coming’ as the news that OJ Simpson had the pulp beat out of him (yes, lame and shameful oj/pulp pun) has surfaced. But before you chalk one up for team justice, take note that National Enquirer is selling this story and it is being denied by prison reps and OJ himself.

Simpson reportedly angered a ring of “skinheads” in Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center while bragging about how many Caucasian women he had bedded. A good ol’ fashioned prison yard whoopin’ allegedly ensued. The center denies the assault took place, but sources say that 3 months ago Simpson was kicked and punched into a bloody stump.

‘They waited for a day when he would be in the exercise yard without his usual posse of black prisoners. OJ was completely unprotected when one of the toughest of the skinheads – who’s in his mid-20s – jumped him. The skinhead rained blows on OJ’s head, shoulders and upper body – and continued to punch him savagely after he fell unconscious to the ground. He was covered in blood from deep cuts on his face,’ he added.

According to the report, he spent several weeks recovering in the prison infirmary. Bruce Fromong, a former friend/business partner, told NE that he still communicates with OJ.

“He’s fallen into a deep depression. He spends most of his time confined to his cell, refusing to venture out unless he’s surrounded by a posse of inmates he pays for protection. He’s fearful he’ll never leave prison alive.”

After word of the rag’s prison beat down story spread OJ reportedly “laughed his ass off” at the report. TMZ states that guards at the center found the story amusing and shared it with Simpson. They had a good giggle and went back to making license plates or whatever they do in prisons these days.

I am guessing their story is BS. If this actually would have happened OJ would be riding that train to every press outlet and using it to his advantage.

Sean Penn Hopes for Rectal Cancer Plauge

A clearly angry Sean Penn has strong words for the critics of his Haiti mission who thinks he is showing off by saying he hopes they die “screaming of rectal cancer.” In an interview to air on CBS’ “Sunday Morning” this weekend, Penn told journalist Lara Logan that he has been so busy in Haiti he hasn’t had much time for his critics, but he did offer up a few choice words.

Per Starpulse:

“Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.”

Penn can’t believe his actions have upset so many people – and he’s disturbed that his critics can’t just see the good in what he’s trying to do in Haiti, where he was accompanied by doctors and a U.S. businesswoman with whom he helped establish a private relief organization. He also has brought water filters for distribution to villages and met with aid groups. Penn was in Haiti for a second time, having visited the quake-torn country in January with a suitcase of cash in tow. The actor helped aid workers purchase new X-ray machines and ventilators.

What a complete waste of a great effort. Just because he was willing to be interviewed says so much about his purpose in going to Haiti. When someone is sincere in charity efforts they stay away from the cameras. No matter what he’s done he flushed any goodwill with normal people by this statement. Good work, Sean, now you got the attention you went down there for.