Cynthia Nixon Engaged

“Sex and the City” star Cynthia Nixon is engaged. The actress announced her engagement to her girlfriend of 6 years, Christine Marinoni. She made the announcement while speaking Sunday during an Action=Marriage Equality in mid-town Manhattan.

I wonder what Kim Cattrall will bring to the shower?

Via the Huffington Post:

“Nixon was joined at the rally not by her fiancee, to whom she became engaged last month, but by her ‘Sex and the City’ costar Kristin Davis, David Hyde Pierce and New York Governor David Paterson.”

Nixon has two children from a previous relationship that lasted over a decade with a man. She came out as a lesbian shortly after meeting Marioni, known as ‘Rojo Caliente’ here at Hollywood Dame.

We look forward to receiving our invitation in the mail.

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight to Cable and It’s Your Fault

Lindsay Lohan is having a hard time with work lately. She has been advertising the fact that she is having a hard time with finding people to pay her to show up late and diva out.

Recently she did a crap campaign Fornarnia and her latest flick, “Labor Pains” is going straight to tv. Ouch. No DVD release circa the Olsen twins. The film will be hitting ABC Family in July of this summer. According to Access Hollywood, she is also rumored to be involved in another doomed project. Lohan is joining forces with Mariah’s bitch, Nick Cannon, to play a in a romantic comedy about a girl struggling to make it in the fashion world. She gets set up with Nick who plays a blind guy. Yeah…that’s going totally going to be fresh material that will no doubt launch her back into the game. *Please note sarcasm.*

Her career pitfalls are apparently our fault too. Lindsay whined to E News that her personal life being aired out is preventing her from landing a “great role.”

“If people would just leave my personal life alone – because it’s really not that interesting – then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting.”

Yup. That’s it. Because when you are snorting blow from some model’s belly button and pretending to be a lesbian so you have a meth fund isn’t the problem. Nope. It’s the “sicko fans” who still fish your movies from the Dollar Tree clearance bin and still find you somehow relevant. Get your “Will Work For Extensions and Coke” sign ready. You’re gonna need it honey.

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Lindsay Lohan Converting to Judaism

Oy vey. Let’s hope this one is a rumor.

Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism for her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. They have been experiencing some rocky roads (mmm….ice cream) in their relationship for years now. As an attempt to prove her undying love for Ronson, Lohan is said to be switching to the Jewish faith to show her devotion to her lady love.

Via Mirror:

“LiLo visited a London synagogue with her DJ girlfriend on Friday. And then she returned to the same place of worship in South Kensington for more yesterday – as Samantha’s official date for the bar mitzvah of her half-brother Joshua Ronson.

And Lindsay showed she’s really becoming part of the family by joining in with the post-bar mitzvah lunch in London’s Mandarin Oriental hotel.”

The report also states that she updated her Facebook profile to announce her conversion. The update read: “I’m converting.”

My apologies to the Jewish faith.

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Did NOT Split

You can stop the prayer circles and blow out the candles you lit for the Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson breakup vigil. The two are still a couple despite break up rumors and stories of huge brawls over the New Year. While Lindsay and Samantha were said to have had a screaming match in an alley behind The Mansion in Miami. They then took the fight to the hotel were they trashed the place Donnie Wahlberg style.

“They were punching each other, it was bad,” another source told the New York Post. “And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary….Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess.”

However, Lindsay Lohan responded to the break up story via her blog:

RUMORS
little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

The “Rumors” singer also told Life and Style that she is still a fan of Samantha Ronson’s no-no and called the idea of leaving her female version of Puck from the “Real World” is “gross.”

“We didn’t break up. No. People need to stop creating drama, it’s gross.”

This just further proves my theory that Lohan is a fair weather lesbian with a wondrous weave-of-a-different-color that changes hue like a mood ring.

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Top News Stories of 2008: Miley Cyrus Topless Photos and More

Heath Ledger’s Death

In January of 2008 the world suffered such a great loss. The talent of a bright young star slipped away after Heath Ledger died of an accidental overdose of medication. He left behind a world in mourning for the loss of someone who touched many lives. The star’s untimely demise launched the second installment of Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies into a frenzy. His show stealing performance of the Joker has already scored a Golden Globe nomination.

Miley Cyrus Topless Photos

Miley Cyrus isn’t shy when it comes to cameras. She has numerous “scandalous photos” that she reportedly took with her own cell phone. Then the tween role model appeared topless but covered by a sheet in Vanity Fair. Parents of adoring fans everywhere were furious. The Hannah Montana star issued an apology for the offending photos taken by Annie Leibovitz.

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Triple Murder of Jennifer Hudson’s Family

Jennifer Hudson suffered a devastating huge loss this year. Her mother, brother and nephew were murdered in their home in Chicago. The family is still awaiting to find justice. No one has been convicted of the murders. However, police are convinced they have the killer behind bars. An ex-brother in law is said to be the culprit who selfishly took the lives of three very loved people.

Britney Spears. Period.

Britney Spears started her year in a psychiatric ward after her family committed to an intervention. After loosing custody of her sons and suffering through a breakdown, she ends the year making what is being called the biggest comeback. Her “Circus” album is sitting on top at number one.

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

The little sister of Britney Spears rocked the controversy cradle with a baby. The 16 year old Jamie Spears gave birth to Maddie Briann on June 19th. The news of the teen mother created an avalanche of outraged parents. Her Nickelodeon show, “Zoey 101” has yet to resume filming thanks to the outpouring of disapproval.

Twilight Mania

Twilight” grossed over $100 million in it’s first week and launched Robert Pattinson into the hearts of girls (and some boys) across the world. Hysteria marked red carpets as teenaged girls camped out for days to catch a glimpse of the guy who played Edward Cullen. (I lovingly call him R.Patz Sparklepants.) However, he is too busy with a love triangle of his own. [Click Here for the details on Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend status.] The his costar, Kristen Stewart, stirred up the press with photos of her smoking pot in broad daylight on her front porch. [Click here for those photos.]

Runners Up

Angelina Jolie “crapped out” twins in July. Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon scored the Jolie-Pitt clan a multi-million dollar photo deal for the covers of several magazines.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce was something that was seen coming from the start of the year. Their bitter split have both camps hurling crass comments. Meanwhile, Madonna has been entertaining Alex Rodriguez. Madge and A-Rod have been having an affair while official divorce proceedings are in the works.

Lindsay Lohan had a great year. She became a lesbian and did her first nude photo shoot. The starlet recreated Marilyn Monroe’s infamous “Last Sitting” photo spread in February for New York Magazine.

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Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Make Out Photos and Video

It’s about damn time we have photographic proof of Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love for Samantha Ronson.

Lohan was also caught drinking some vodka. Ooooo! Gasp and clutch the pearls! We all knew she was a drunken lesbian. This is no shocker. What is troubling is the fact that Lindsay seems more entertained with texting someone than kissing Samantha.

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Pink ‘Sober” Video – Lesbian Sex Scene?!?

Pink’s new video for ‘Sober‘ has cometh. I know all you fans are a twitter with undulations over this.

I happen to be a fan of hers, but I am not sure what is going on with her lesbian sex scene with herself in the middle of it. Is this supposed to be “art.” Because I don’t buy that excuse. Perhaps there is some deep lyrical meaning or she is just that in love with herself.

Either way…rock on you crazy space tranny!

Wanda Sykes Confirms She’s Gay and Married – Audio

Huzzah for her! It was pretty obvious and her adoration for pant suits pretty much stated her preference, but officially coming out is the new debutante-sque thing to do. Besides you don’t get your Home Depot discount until you come out.

Wanda Sykes confirmed her lesbian-ism at the Las Vegas Prop 8 Gay Rights Rally.

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““I thought, man we are moving in the right direction. And then at about 11 o’clock I was crushed. We took a huge leap forward and then got dragged 12 feet back. You know, I don’t really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn’t feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I’m gay. But that’s the way people should be able to live their lives.”

Sadly, the ban on gay marriage passed and thousands of happy legal marriages were null and void. Hers was one of them. She managed to get married on October 25th without a world wide convention of press on her sexual preference. It is now a thing of the past as Prop 8 managed to find some crap sacks to support it.

“Now, I gotta get in their face. I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay.”

Good for her. She is right, truly it is none of our business, but it sharing her private life to raise spirits is a brave thing to do. In celebration everyone go rent “Monster In-Law.”

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