Levi Johnston’s Sister Mercede Disses Palin Family in ‘Playboy’

You know what always makes me really listen to what someone has to say? When they’re naked. I’m pretty sure that’s what Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, was hoping for when she posed for this month’s issue of ‘Playboy.’ Oh right, and she also does a lot of bad-mouthing of Bristol Palin and mama bear Sarah Palin.

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Bristol Palin Admits to Getting Surgery Done on Her Face

There’s been lots of chatter about Bristol Palin and how different she’s looking these days. While on ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ she definitely lost some weight and toned up, but that doesn’t explain the drastic changes to the shape of her face. Look at her chin – There’s definitely a big difference. A week after pictures surfaced of Bristol Palin’s “new face”, she is admitting that she had surgery. Although, she says…

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Bristol Palin Joins ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Excuse me, did I miss the time she was actually a “star?” Despite being famous for, well – pretty much nothing except for the nasty baby-mama/daddy-drama going on between her and her ex Levi JohnstonBristol Palin has joined the cast of the upcoming season of ABC’s ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ set to premiere Sept. 20th with a cast that is said to also includes David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, ‘Jersey’s Shore’ The Situation, and Brandy.

And she claims that Levi is a fame-whore, being was upset with him for wanting to try and achieve fame? Pot? Kettle? Hello?

Per E! Online:

This will be Bristol Palin’s second gig with ABC, having guest starred last month on ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager. It seems this teen mom may be taking a page from Melissa Rycroft’s book, using DWTS to rebound after her recent breakup (with Levi Johnston).

I thought they got the “stars” (cough) for this show from a list of has-been celebrities who want to re-energize their lagging careers. How does Palin fit this description? One has to BE someone before they are considered to be a “has-been.”

Other new names reported to be joining the cast of “DWTS” are former ‘Brady Bunch‘ mom Florence Henderson, ‘Dirty Dancing‘ star Jennifer Grey, ex-NBA star Rick Fox, former NFL star Kurt Warner, and comedienne Margaret Cho.

Sorry ABC, you just lost me. Casting fail!

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Levi Johnston Baby Scandal

Just on the heels of Levi Johnston’s engagement announcement (read about that here), another scandal is erupting. If the new reports floating around are true, Johnston could be a baby daddy all over again! And no, this time not to fiance and baby mama Bristol Palin, but to ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia. According to the National Enquirer, during his break up Palin he reconnected with his ex and now she’s believes the baby she is about to have just might be Johnston’s. Someone seriously needs to ship a box of condoms to Alaska – asap.

Per FameCrawler:

At the moment, Lanesia is unsure if Levi or one of her other exes is the father.

If there’s one thing you can definitely say about these particular Alaskans, it’s that they sure are fertile. Palin is reportedly furious that Garcia’s pregnancy could derail her camo-entailed wedding plans.

“She just found out about Lanesia’s pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn’t serious – it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She’s really jealous. Lanesia’s planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She’s extremely embarrassed she doesn’t know who the father is.”

Ya think? I’d be embarrassed too! Does Alaska not teach sex-ed in their schools? I’m thinking that mama Sarah is probably really in a tizzy now. There’s no word from the mother-to-be about the Enquirer’s report, nor comments from Johnston or the Palin camp, so take this with a grain of salt… for now.

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Levi Johnston Apologizes Publicly To Palin Family For Lies

Levi Johnston has admitted to People magazine that, shoot, he might’ve been a little bit angry at the time over his breakup with Bristol Palin and might’ve engaged in a little bit of, you know, fibbing and stuff, which caused him to lose control and publicly say “things” about the Palin family that “were not completely true” such as insinuating awhile back that Sarah Palin and her husband Todd were on the verge of divorce.

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“Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true,” he tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize.”

The article implies that the lies were Levi’s comments about a pending Palin divorce and about Sarah’s weariness of serving Alaska as governor, but Levi didn’t specify what “things” he said were untrue. Which means that all or part of what he said in October 2009 in a clip from “The Early Show,” below may or may not be true.


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So, maybe it’s not technically “lying” if you’re just saying things that are just “not completely true”? That’s what Johnston says he was doing. Because he was upset about breaking up with Bristol. He said also he’d privately apologized, but decided to take it public because he’d spoken publicly in the first place. Bristol has responded, saying that she and her ex, who together have a child, Tripp, are “turning a new page.” Good luck with that.

Bristol added her own statement Tuesday saying, “Part of co-parenting is creating healthy and honest relationships between the parents. Tripp one day needs to know the truth and needs to know that even if a mistake is made the honorable thing to do is to own up to it.”

Is he lying now or did he lie then? I’m placing money on that he’s just trying to get back into Bristol’s pants.

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Levi Johnstons Custody Dispute

A custody battle over Sarah Palin’s grandson is getting nasty. A judge says that details of the dispute between Palin’s daughter Bristol and the baby’s father Levi Johnston cannot be kept confidential, even though Bristol asked to keep those details secret on grounds they’d promote a media circus that might embarrass her son Tripp when he gets older. Also denied denied was Bristol request to use pseudonyms – Jane and John Doe – in all filings. Bristol has petitioned for child support, and full legal and physical custody of their son, claiming that Levi “is not yet mature enough to take on significant parental responsibilities.” Levi wants shared custody, and open court proceedings to ensure everyone would behave and play by the rules, mainly grandmother Sarah.

Per People:

“I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding. I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone’s need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive . . . So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin’s instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin.”

Bristol responded in a sworn statement that Levi’s assertions and fears about vindictiveness and meddling are off base.

“None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case, except as a grandmother,” she said in her statement.

Bristols’ petition also seeks a visitation schedule for Levi, who she says has exercised “sporadic visitation rights.” Well honey, its kinda hard for him to visit when he’s chasing your mama’s book tour bus all over the country to have a couple of minutes with his son! Levi previously said that the Palin family had “pushed him over the edge” when it came to his visits with Tripp, coming up with excuse after excuse as to why he couldn’t see his son. Bristol also asks that Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston, should not be allowed unsupervised visits with the baby following her drug arrest. Sherry was sentenced last month on a guilty plea to one count of possession with intent to deliver the painkiller OxyContin and is serving out most of her three year sentence under home confinement. Bristol’s custody petition also claims Levi may have his own issues with substance abuse, saying he made statements about seeking “weed” on Twitter. He denies the accusations, saying the Twitter account “is a fraud” and that he doesn’t have an account on the site. In addition, Bristol says Levi’s recent semi-nude pictures in Playgirl magazine has led to speculation over his ability to raise Tripp in a healthy environment.

Sounds to me like Bristol is trying to grasp at straws here!

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Levi Johnstons Playgirl Spread Will Bore You

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Your Christmas gifts are coming a tad early this year from Playgirl.com – in the form of a teaser picture from Levi Johnstons‘ nude, but non full-frontal, photo shoot. In the photo of Johnston, giving his best bedroom eyes impression, he is showing presumably in the shower with one arm up over his head and staring blankly into the camera lens. Not so scandalous as anyone expected because really, what are we looking at? Just the top of the guy’s body… shoulders up. Since when is pit hair sexy? The black and white photograph is just one of the many photos to come, which will include a tribute to “hockey moms” that features Johnston posing with a hockey stick.

He seems to have quite the nice body! Too bad his brain isn’t as healthy. More teaser pictures are expected to be released next week… and even though he wussed out on giving us the full monty. I am not one to turn down a peek, but I rather pass on seeing his moose meat. The semi-nude photos will run online in January.

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The Blemish: I’m not sure what the big deal is about Levi Johnston being in Playgirl as it appears to be big news to everyone but me. Anyway, Playgirl released a teaser photo of Levi’s spread in which he has decided that will not be doing full frontal much to the dismay of, um, someone.

College Candy: Levi might be conventionally attractive, but his status as Bristol Palin’s baby-daddy, Jon Gosselin’s new buddy – Michael Lohan must be green with envy – and an all-around jerk (in response to New York Magazine asking him how he was adjusting to life in the Big Apple, Levi said, “I run this city. It ain’t no thang.” UGH) means that we’re less than excited about the idea of having naked pictures of this a**hat plastered all over the internet next week.

Sarah Palin Called her Son Retarded- Video


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Levi Johnston, who is the father of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palins‘ grandson, went on “The Early Show” Wednesday to blast the former VP running mate for, among other things, making jokes about her son Trig who has Down’s Syndrome, often referring to him as “retarded.”

Per Huffington Post:

“I was just in shock the first time I heard it,” he said, when host Maggie Rodriguez expressed disbelief.

Nothing like airing your ‘dirty laundry’ to keep us entertained! He goes on to talk about how his baby’s mama Bristol took care of her little brother more than Palin ever did, because she was never home. Johnston also said that Todd and Sarah would often fight in front of their kids. But now Palin is striking back against Johnston, claiming his accusations to be nothing more than lies.

“We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family. We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied.” Palin also went after CBS and Levi’s intentions to strip for Playgirl: “CBS should be ashamed for continually providing a forum to propagate lies. Consider the source of the most recent attention-getting lies — those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”

Johnston suggested that there were much darker secrets out there about Palin, ones he wouldn’t reveal on-camera since he “didn’t want to hurt her.” We also know that Johnston is looking for publicity, as he has recently done an extensive amount of fitness training for his upcoming Playgirl photo shoot. Can we really trust what this guy says? Oh who cares, with a face like that he could tell me that the sky is is neon green with shooting pink stars and I’d believe him. By Palin stating that she is ignoring Levi, it makes no sense. You ignore someone by not giving them the time of day. I’m rubber your glue. Grow up.

Weekend Of The Cougars

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Wow, this weekend sure seemed to take quite the interesting turn in date choices!! Almost guaranteed to be done just for publicity, John Mayer and friend Rob Dyrdek double dated this weekend. The bff’s paid a visit to Hollywood club MyHouse over the weekend wearing two matching accessories; Monogrammed velvet smoking jackets and a date on their arms old enough to be their mothers. Meow! John must have a thing for older women, which would explain his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. As for Dyrdek, well… Its probably just another attempt to drum up some publicity, like when he appeared to have stumbled out of the same nightclub back in June and looked to be held up by Mayer and another gentleman. When the two celebrities got into their vehicle, they both started laughing. Whatever the reason is behind their latest shenanigans, its still pretty hilarious!

However, the award for the “WTF moment” of the weekend has to go to 48 year old Kathy Griffin. How genius of her was it to show up at the “Teen Choice Awards” with 19 year old Levi Johnston as her date? Can you imagine how bad Sarah Palin is flipping out right about now? But don’t start shaking your head wondering when pigs grew wings to fly over the weekend… Given the comment he made during a pre-show interview, this too is almost guaranteed to be another publicity stunt.

Per PopWatch:

Asked by an E! reporter, Johnston said, “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”

Hmmm… Shouldn’t be too hard. I mean, he did live with the Palin’s afterall. He’s used to following orders! This matchup was was really funny & clever of Griffin, and hopefully even funnier if this somehow turns into a Kathy Griffin/Sarah Palin feud. Kudos to Griffin though, cause Levi is quite the hottie!

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Bristol Palin Crapped Out Her Kid, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and $300K

Sarah Palin’s 18 year old daughter gave birth to a baby boy.Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston was born on Saturday December 27th. He is barely 72 hours old and he is already being sold to the highest bidder.

It is being reported by MSNBC that photos of Britsol Palin and Levi Johnston’s baby are retailing for $300,000.

“According to one source, bidding for the baby photos began at $100,000. People won out in the end, but In Touch was the only other weekly to make serious bids, according to several sources involved in the process.”

After the initial bid for the first photos of Tripp there was a lull. Thanks to Sarah Palin failing to sell stories on newsstands, interest dropped. That’s when grandma Johnston swooped in to reheat the appeal. After Levi’s mother was arrested on drug related charges the bidding started up again. People is rumored to have the highest bid as of now.

“The bidding started well before the baby was born, but once Levi’s mom was arrested — well, then you had a story,” says one editor.

As for how much teen parents Bristol and Levi made from the deal — most estimates hover around the $300,000 range (none of the magazines would confirm the exact figure in the end, which is standard).

That is a lot of cash for a crack baby. Er…Grandbaby of a crack head. Sarah Palin crack baby sounds more interesting.