Lindsay Lohan arrest warrant

Lindsay Lohan’s Scram Goes Off-UPDATE: Bench Warrant Issued

June 8, 2010 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Well Lindsay, it was good while it lasted.

According to People, Lindsay Lohan has some explaining to do…to a judge…yet again.

Apparently, the 23 going-on 55 year-old’s court ordered Scram monitor (used to detect alcohol use) went off on Sunday while Lohan paraded her weave and busted face around at an MTV Movie Awards after party.

“It remains unclear whether alcohol was detected in her system or if the device was tampered with. Either one would alert authorities.”

Lohan’s people are fighting back, arguing that someone likely spilled a drink on her ankle accessory.

A Scram monitor detects alcohol in the sweat of the person wearing the device, and since Lohan is a hot mess, one can only imagine how sweaty that ankle of hers is getting.

UPDATE:

TMZ is reporting that bench warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest. As we reported to you, Lohan’s alcohol Scram monitor went off while she was at an MTV Movie Awards after party. However, instead of throwing Lindsay in jail, the judge in the case forfeited Lohan’s original $100,000 bail and has up’ed it to $200,000.

Lohan, naturally, has released the following statement via her Twitter account:

“I did not violate anything at all.”

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Lindsay Lohan Scared of Jail Time, Claims Sobriety – VIDEO

May 24, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan gave video proof that she is piñata full crap. One whack at her and you’ll have an explosion of PR/lawyer induced verbal diarrhea.

After “getting stuck” in Cannes instead of showing up at court because a wild snorlax “stole” her passport, a photo of Lindsay Lohan posing with some French dumpster orphans and coke went viral across the net (click HERE for those Lindsay Lohan pics). Of course, someone pointed a camera at her and asked if she was set up.

In case you don’t want to subject yourself to 5 minutes of the sound of lies hitting the floor here is a rundown…

“I was walking back to my room with a few of my friends after doing press for a movie which why I was in Cannes for in the first place called Inferno. I was with some of the producers that I work with. They went back into the room with the director as well. I stopped because someone came out of the room and said ‘could you just take a picture with me really quickly.’ So I went into the room and took a picture and left the room. I wasn’t looking around the room; I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan.”

Where do I begin? I think we all know that Lohan can spot a line of blow from 50 paces and being she has the world’s hungriest nose, she probably smelled them from the street like some sort of drug sniffing firecrotched shepherd. Secondly, who uses a hotel bed for a picture background other than someone auditioning for “Rock of Love” and finally….she has fans?

I am distracted by the fact the interviewer sounds like he should be on Ghost Hunters and Lohan is so obviously rehearsing that pile of shiz for a judge. The only person that cans save her now is Judge Judy. Give her 10 minutes and a doily embellished judicial robe and Lohan will have a trip to rehab and will be apologizing for that crap film, “Labor Pains.”

The rest of the “interview” she claimed she wasn’t taking any drugs, doesn’t deserve jail time/another rehab stint, and wasn’t falling down drunk in Cannes despite partying on boats (click HERE for those photos). Lohan also claims she has been compliant to all of the courts orders. Also BS. She only completed 10 of the required 13 alcohol education classes and has missed several depositions.

Lindsay is due in court today. Bitch better bring some cookies for the judge and put on her super sorry face.

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Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant Issued

May 20, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan has been partying at Cannes for the film festival and her passport was “stolen” and therefor she couldn’t make her court date after her judge specifically warned to her show up or go to jail. Lohan sent a massive email to her friends begging for a ride from Cannes back to the states to be home in time for not-rehab-but-the-other-thing-oh-yeah-court. Obviously no one showed up because they don’t want that Lohan smell all over their private jet.

Her attorney showed up and begged the lamest excuse ever to the judge. However, she wasn’t buying it and issued a bench warrant. Contrary to what Lohan and her lawyer are saying, French police have stated that she did NOT report her passport stolen. Photogs also caught Linds partying on a yacht the night before she was due back in Beverly Hills.

TMZ reports that Judge Revel has issued a bench warrant and set bail at $100,000. She might not have to face jail time if Lindsay can post bail, not drink, wear a SCRAM bracelet and to random drug testing at least once a week. Ho better start thinking of ways to sneak a shank into her cell because these requirements are never going to be met. She is more like to grow a third arm which functions specifically to hold her drank! Police are planning on arresting her as soon as her plan lands back on US soil.

The judge isn’t happy with Lohan to start with as she has only completed 10 of the 13 required classes. She also cited that there is probably cause that Lindsay violated her probation. So she could be jailed for 180 days.

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Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant, Catfight – UPDATED

March 15, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan has gotten herself in yet another police related pickle. The girl has a warrant for her arrest floating around and cops are trying to hunt her down. To make their job easier she and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, gotten into a huge fight.

There are several stories circulating about her warrant. Lohan claims that the arrest rumors are completely bogus. However, Beverly Hills Police have confirmed they are going to arrest her.

Via Perez:

“The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time.”

Tomorrow (Monday) morning Lindsay has a hearing set up to clear up the “misunderstanding” that has led to a warrant for her arrest. Team Lohan is hoping to avoid jail time.

While cops weren’t exactly hunting her down, if she happened to come across a cop she would be subject to arrest. Being that she is a genius, she and Sam got into one of their infamous fights and Lohan lost her shiz. According to TMZ paps, she threw something at Ronson, missed and broke a window. Stealth, very stealth. Neighbors called the cops who then showed up at their house and beat on the door for about 20 minutes. They soon gave up after the couple refused to answer the door. The police aren’t giving up on the warrant either. A couple of cruisers are stationed just 2 blocks from her and Sam’s place. If she surfaces before her court date tomorrow, she could be arrested.

Sounds like she better skip church today.

UPDATE – I guess someone hacked into Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter account. A photo of her supposed personal Twitter page hit the net. So let me get this straight. While she was avoiding the cops and fighting with Sam, she had time to play on the net and update her Twitter status? Hmmm….