Lindsay Lohan Falls Hard…For A Man?

Just when it seemed like Lindsay Lohan was too poor and under too much probation to make it to the Cannes Film Festival this year, she’s popped up on the French Riveria over the weekend…with a man in tow!

Via The Sun:

“The troubled star hit a plush yacht party – and an unforgiving pavement – at the Cannes Film Festival hand-in-hand with a mystery hat-clad man.

As her eyes grew increasingly bleary throughout the evening, her legs correspondingly became wobblier – culminating in a spectacular roadside collapse in the French city.”

Lohan is supposedly at Cannes to try to promote an upcoming film she is slated to star in where she will play famed porn-star Linda Lovelace.

See kittens, getting her knees all scuffed up is work related-totally. Gravity is such a bitch.

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Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Break-up with Samantha Ronson by Hooking-Up with Gerard Butler

Isn’t Lindsay Lohan just about out of money?

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If so, it isn’t stopping her from jetting off to exotic locations, like Morocco, to attend more AA-friendly parties (yea, right) and hook-up with “300′s” Gerard Butler. Gross.

According to the UK’s Daily Mirror, they witnessed first-hand the power of the ‘Fire Crotch’ as she attempted to get over her break-up with girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Via The Mirror:

“Mean Girls star Lindsay confided in us about her love life. She said: ‘I’m fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.’”

She then proceeded to begin dirty dancing with Butler after luring him away from party-goers.

Lindsay told us: “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

The two were then spotted riding off into the night on a golf cart. I hear the ninth green has a lovely view from the rough.

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Lindsay Lohan and Balthazar Getty Hook Up, Free Clinics on Red Alert

For about two minutes there, I thought Balthazar Getty came to his senses.

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The Greek shipping heir and occasional actor (yes, I know he’s on ‘Brothers and Sisters’) dropped his wife and mother of his children to get it hot and heavy with fame whore Sienna Miller for a few months over the summer. Then suddenly: POOF! She was gone and he was spotted out with his estranged wife. Until…

Enter Lindsay Lohan.

Not to be upstaged by just any fame whore, Lohan and Getty were spotted playing ‘hide my noodle’ at Hollywood nightspot Voyeur.

Via People:

“…the pair were all over each other at a table in the front of the room, according to a clubgoer. The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the nightclub.”

That table is ruined. Hopefully, one of our readers in California will get on the phone asap with the Board of Health.

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