Lindsay Lohan Dropping Last Name

We always knew that Lindsay Lohan was name dropper, but now she’s taking it to a whole new level.

When she isn’t busy nearly violating her probation while partying in New York, Lindsay Lohan is making life-altering decisions like dropping her last name.

Apparently, the entire Lohan crew was so disgusted after daddy Michael Lohan’s latest arrest for domestic violence (read about that by CLICKING HERE), that now everyone is changing or in Lindsay’s case dropping, their last name.

Via Popeater:

“Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,” Dina [Lohan's mother] tells me, exclusively. “Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”

After suing eTrade last year following a Super Bowl ad where a talking baby referred to another as that “Milkaholic Lindsay,” Lohan realized she no longer needed a last name to be identified. Plus, she’s been arrested so many times, we can just use her fingerprints if needed!

“So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list,” a family friend tells me. “And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”

I think it would be in Lindsay’s best interest to hold a contest where someone can give her cash in exchange for giving her a new last name. Who’s on board for renaming her Lindsay LeFire Crotch with me?

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