Lindsay Lohan FAILED Her Sobriety Test

I am waiting in eager anticipation to see what crazed excuse involving sneaky conspiratorial midgets Lindsay Lohan comes up with to plead to the judge after failing her sobriety test.

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Lindsay Lohan Films a Commercial While on House Arrest – VIDEO

Lindsay Lohan is currently serving a sentence on house arrest for stealing a necklace. Poor Lindsay? Well, no. Lohan’s still living the glamorous life, electronic monitoring bracelet be darned! So far, Lindsay has bathed in the sun, feasted on Thai takeout, and held a ragin’ BBQ party. But Lindsay’s also making bills, too! She just made a commercial for an auction website while on house arrest and reportedly landed quite a bit of money for it!

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Lindsay Lohan Reports For House Arrest

Lindsay Lohan was seen out enjoying her freedom and doing a bikini shoot in Miami earlier this week. Now she is confined to her home for the next couple weeks, as she reported to authorities today to begin her ankle monitoring and house arrest.

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Lindsay Lohan Enters ‘No Contest’ Plea in Jewelry Theft Case

As expected, Lindsay Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Holley, entered a no-contest plea today to a misdemeanor grand theft charge. Holley entered the plea on behalf of Lohan, who did not appear in court.

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