Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Break-up with Samantha Ronson by Hooking-Up with Gerard Butler

Isn’t Lindsay Lohan just about out of money?

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If so, it isn’t stopping her from jetting off to exotic locations, like Morocco, to attend more AA-friendly parties (yea, right) and hook-up with “300′s” Gerard Butler. Gross.

According to the UK’s Daily Mirror, they witnessed first-hand the power of the ‘Fire Crotch’ as she attempted to get over her break-up with girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Via The Mirror:

“Mean Girls star Lindsay confided in us about her love life. She said: ‘I’m fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.’”

She then proceeded to begin dirty dancing with Butler after luring him away from party-goers.

Lindsay told us: “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

The two were then spotted riding off into the night on a golf cart. I hear the ninth green has a lovely view from the rough.

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