Lindsay Lohan Tries To Escape Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has been in the Betty Ford Clinic for a few weeks now and it’s not clear when she’ll be getting out! In rehab Lilo has a strict bed time, a limit on her phone use, and is forced to do chores like cleaning the bathroom! Well she’s having a hard time following the rules and tried to make a break for it! So why was Lindsay trying to break free? Not for drugs or booze, but to get soda?

Per SheKnows:

The source said, “Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.”

Apparently there was a soda machine in sight they were trying to hit up, but got caught. I guess caffeine is also a no-no at Betty Ford! No caffeine? I wouldn’t be able to function!

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Michael Lohan Seeking Conservatorship For Lindsay

In what could be dubbed as ‘the crazy taking care of the crazier,’ Michael Lohan is seeking some sort of control over his troubled daughter Lindsay, intending to petition for a conservatorship order giving someone else control over her personal and professional affairs. Michael reportedly has been impressed by the way Britney Spears’ father Jamie has helped his daughter turn her life around and he thinks he can do the same for Lindsay, too.

Per TMZ:

Michael met with attorney David Chon (left) today and will hire him to file conservatorship papers … Chon specializes in trusts and estates.

We’re told Michael has enough sense to know the judge isn’t going to make him the conservator, so he has two other people in mind … though he’s not saying who.

Michael has recently accused ex wife Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor as scheming to file for conservatorship themselves to take over Lindsay’s affairs, claiming “they’re in it for themselves.” That’s probably pretty accurate. It takes one to know one.

He’s a douche, but he’s right. Dina is an enabler and she’s mooched off Lilo far too long. I’m not really sure Lindsay is capable of running her own life, but I think her parents have proven to be a big part of the problem.

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Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab Again

After a few days of freedom, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab again – her 5th time for those keeping count – at an undisclosed Southern California facility in a desperate bid stay out of jail and to try kick her drug problem once and for all.

Per TMZ:

The plan is for Lindsay to stay at least until the next court hearing on October 22.

Lohan, who has been in and out of jail and rehab all summer, spent 15 hours in jail last week after testing positive for cocaine in a routine drug screening before coming up with $300,000 in bail money. She also failed a second random test which showed amphetamines in her system. Judge Fox set a formal probation violation hearing for October 22nd, during which she will find out her sentence for failing two court-ordered drug tests. Fox could order her to to spend more time behind bars, order her to undergo more rehab or release her.

I’m guessing this is another attempt at placating the judge. 20-something days in rehab will not be nearly enough to deal with her problems. I’m sure she’ll beak Tatum O’Neal’s record of nine rehab stints in record time.

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Lindsay Lohan Released from Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the UCLA Medical Facility she has resided in since August 2.

Lohan was ordered to 90-days in the rehabilitation facility following a 90-day jail term, she served less than 25 days of both.

Via Radar:

“The Mean Girls actress was spirited out a back door in to a waiting, chauffeur driven car. RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that Lindsay used her first moments of freedom to phone her mother Dina.”

My guess is the two were deciding which club to celebrate at until 2:00 AM.

Lohan apparently used several decoy cars to throw off photographers so she could exit the facility peacefully.

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Lindsay Lohan Could Be Released From Rehab Today

Despite receiving a 90-day rehab sentence handed down to her by Judge Marsha Revel, it seems quite possible that Lindsay Lohan could be leaving the UCLA Medical Center as early as today. Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, appeared in court yesterday to report that Lohan was misdiagnosed and wasn’t in the dire state that she was originally thought to be in. The new judge over case, Judge Elden Fox, is expected to issue an order sometime after 1:30pm PST, and it could be her ticket out, confirming recent rumors that she’ll be let out of rehab early.

Per TMZ:

Sources have told us they expect Lindsay’s release will probably come this week, to be followed by outpatient care. All signs point to Judge Fox executing this plan.

A big reason for that? They think treatment will be easier than expected as she’s hooked on Adderall to treat ADHD, which they say she really does not have, and that perhaps being improperly prescribed was her major problem, behavior-wise. If medical professionals’ opinions are that she should be released, the judge would have to really want to stick it to Lohan to override their recommendations.

What’s the point of judges sentencing people to a specific time behind bars or in rehab if another judge will just come along behind them and shake the etch a sketch and let the offender off? Only time will tell, but I predict that not very long after Lindsay is released, Dina will yet again be making excuses for her because I highly doubt she’s learned a lesson. She needs serious help. Instead she gets the powderpuff treatment.

Update:

Per TMZ:

As TMZ first reported, all signs are pointing to Lindsay Lohan being released from UCLA this week — and we’re hearing it will happen tomorrow. Judge Elden Fox has decided not to issue an order today, but rather he will make a decision tomorrow at 8:30 AM PT.

As we’ve told you, the doctors at UCLA think Judge Marsha Revel’s mandate that Lindsay spend 90 days in rehab is excessive, and they are recommending an early release.

Sources tell us going into last weekend, the plan was for a Wednesday release, and all signs now point to Judge Fox releasing Lindsay tomorrow morning and ordering outpatient care.

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Judge Revel Removes Herself From Lindsay Lohans’ Case

Lindsay Lohan will probably be happy about this. The judge that Lindsay and her family were certain had it in for her has just removed herself from the case after allegations she improperly contacted “participants and experts” involved. Lawyers complained that Judge Marsha Revel was taking it upon herself to make contact with people from the Morningside Recovery rehab facility, without notifying the the lawyers in advance. Ultimately, Lindsay’s lawyer convinced Judge Revel to send Lindsay to UCLA.

Per TMZ:

Sources in the D.A.’s Office tell TMZ … prosecutor Danette Meyers was the one who raised the objection with Judge Revel on Friday. We’re told Judge Revel voluntarily recused herself before Meyers filed legal papers to have her removed.

Judge Revel has been overseeing Lindsay’s legal battle, and sentenced her to almost three months in prison and three months in rehab for violating her probation relating to a 2007 DUI arrest earlier this year. Judge Elden Fox has now taken over the case.

What a mess. And here is where the Lohan-fanatics come out yelling “See, Lindsay was framed!”

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Lindsay Lohan Freed From Jail

Break out the Grey Goose y’all!!! It’s time to PARTY!!!!!!!

That’s right kittens, people with no lives and too much time on their hands are breathing a sigh of relief this morning as, Lindsay Lohan was freed from jail last night.

Via People:

“She was released at 1:35 a.m.,” Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said outside the jail. “She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody.”

Lohan was serving a 90-day sentence for probation violation but was released early due to good behavior and overcrowding in the facility.

Lohan was ordered to report directly to a rehabilitation facility following her stay, but the judge changed the location at the last minute over the weekend.

“There was concern that [Morningside Recovery] was not a secure enough facility,” District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison told PEOPLE. Robison added that Judge Marsha Revel was concerned that drugs could be easily passed onto the actress, and therefore approved of an undisclosed L.A.-area rehab center. The facility is at UCLA Medical Center. “

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Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab

If we could roll our eyes any harder … In what appears to be nothing more than making a desperate bid to stay out of jail, Lindsay Lohan has taken it upon herself to check into a rehab facility ahead of her upcoming jail sentence, in hopes that the judge will change her ruling and allow her to complete her sentence in a rehab facility rather than the court ordered jail. The facility Lohan has checked into was founded by famed attorney Robert Shapiro, Lohan’s new lawyer, after his son died of an overdose in 2005.

Per X17:

X17online.com can report EXCLUSIVELY that Lindsay Lohan spent her first night in rehab last night — at attorney Robert Shapiro’s rehabilitation facility Pickford Lofts.

Lohan arrived at the home at 3:45 Wednesday, but already has had a variety of visitors including mom Dina, sister Ali, her ex Samantha Ronson, her assistant Eleanor, and her rumored-to-be new girlfriend Eilat Anschel. Eleanor reportedly visited with Lindsay before she went in and even brought her food and pillows. Ronson showed up a little after 10pm and visited for around 45 minutes.

Lohan and Shapiro reportedly plan to ask Judge Marsha Revel to allow her to stay in rehab instead of going to jail. Prosecutor Danette Meyers isn’t buying into Lohans’s rehab act, and has declared that LiLo will definitely be going to the slammer regardless of who she hires or what they say.

Per Radar:

“It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her,” Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t. The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.”

Meyers also said she plans to personally be in the court room when Lohan is expected to turn herself in next Tuesday to begin serving her sentence. Once again, Lohan is trying to avoid responsibility for her actions. Not like we expected anything less.

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Lindsay Lohan ‘Too Young To Die’ Song Leak

After SCRAM bracelet issues, the 90-day jail sentence along with the 90-day rehab sentence, and other things that came with it (F-word manicure and jailhouse interviews, for example), a new track from Lindsay Lohan has leaked which is ironically titled ‘Too Young To Die‘ which speaks of deep emotions and hardships, and well yeah, about dying too soon in a number of unimaginable ways.

Per EW:

In a new song leaked to Perez Hilton and reportedly produced by J.R. Rotem (Rihanna, Jason Derulo, Sean Kingston), LiLo warbles of a dangerous love that feels, alternately, like being “hit by a train,” “falling from a building,” “drinking deadly poison,” and “crashin’ my car, comin’ flyin’ through the windshield.”

No Lindz, you are not too young to die. Now stop messing up my Death Pool odds! While there is definitely something unsettling about hearing Lohan sing “I don’t wanna die” as if it were a sexy come-on, the track still manages to come off as a little boring and sounds as if she recorded it at one of that booths in the mall. But the venus fly trap reference makes it a tiny win. Let’s hope for a juicier single (maybe ‘Rumors Pt. 2″) after her prison experience.

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Lindsay Lohan Tells Judge ‘F**k You!’ – PHOTOS

We all may be wanting to buy Judge Marsha a big ol’ drank and carry her around on throne built out of SCRAM bracelets while 12 virgins throw Hermes scarves into the air and Balki Bartokomous does the dance of joy, but Lindsay is super angry.

While Lindsay Lohan was at her probation violation hearing and begged the judge to believe that she wasn’t a coke snorlax, hasn’t had a drop of booze and understands the levity of the situation…Lohan had ‘F**K U” written on her fingernail that she flashed at the judge several times.

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail and another trip to rehab. Click HERE to read about Lindsay Lohan’s reaction after being sentenced to jail.