Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC, Risks Probation Violation

Lindsay Lohan recently boarded a plane back east, reportedly to spend some ‘quiet time’ with her family while she mulls over whether or not to accept a plea deal in her grand theft case after she was accused of stealing a necklace, but not too long after arriving her plans must have changed. Last night she celebrated St. Patrick’s Day at two NYC clubs, apparently having one of her last ‘hoorahs’ before her nearly-inevitable upcoming trip to the pokey. According to Page 6, Lindsay even managed to fit in a secret rendezvous with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at her hotel yesterday afternoon before making out with a random guy later on that night – at the club 1-Oak. But Lohan’s decision to spend time with her friends rather than her family has apparently left her siblings and mother Dina upset that she is not taking her legal problems seriously.

A source close to Lohan added, “Her family is furious. She’s supposed to be spending time with them and deciding if she’ll take a plea deal. It’s almost as if she thinks she may as well have one last final fling.”

Prior to the make-out session, she was partying it up with Tyson Beckford and and got in the booth with DJ Phresh at a club called Simyone Lounge. Lindsay insists she wasn’t drinking and carried a water bottle all night, hitting the town with a crew including Samantha Swetra and ‘Next Models’ booker Derek Saathoff, who once boasted that she always sleeps at his place when she’s in New York.

Just because she didn’t drink at the bars last night, doesn’t mean she hasn’t been hitting the bottle again, according to Lohan’s probation report. It was claimed recently that her probation is at risk because she is drinking a fermented tea with a minuscule alcohol content. Lindsay is said to have told her probation officer that she regularly consumes Kombucha tea, which has an alcohol content of 0.5 per cent or less. Now the Los Angeles County Probation Department have added it to a list of reasons why the judge should violate her probation when she appears in court next week. Lindsay was even spotted leaving one of her alcohol education classes with a bottle of tea in hand. She is asking for trouble, period.

Lindsay has until March 25th to decide if she’ll plead guilty to allegations she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. A plea bargain will pretty much guarantee her at least 60 days behind bars, but she may also take her chances and go to trial.

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Michael Lohan Threatens To Become A Drunk To See Lindsay

Michael Lohan is at it again. He is so desperate to spend time with his daughter Lindsay, whose currently being treated for her drug addictions at the Betty Ford Clinic. Michael has tried and tried to visit his daughter, but gets turned away because ‘visiting hours are over.’ Or maybe that’s just what they are telling him. So how far is he willing to go to see Lindsay?

Per TMZ:

Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see Lindsay. If she won’t let him in, he’s going to get all drunk and then go back and make a scene.

Up until now, Lindsay has reportedly refused to see her father every time he has attempted to visit her in rehab. Michael says he is even willing to stage his own arrest to show everyone how much he cares about his daughter. Wow, seriously? This just further proves how bat shizz crazy this family is! Didnt Lindsay act this way when Samantha Ronson refused to see her?

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Samantha Ronson Visits Lindsay Lohan in Jail

Ah…I can smell the love rekindling. Either that or someone left the top off the dumpster behind the Jack-in-the-Box again.

According to TMZ, the lovely Samantha Ronson paid a visit to her former lesbian lover, Lindsay Lohan in the slammer yesterday.

“No stranger to the bar scene, Sam Ronson rolled over to Lynwood Correctional Facility today to visit with her ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan.”

Here’s hoping she wasn’t there to slip Lohan a file the hard way.

As you know, Ronson and Lohan had a tumultuous relationship that often ended with papparazzi cameras catching Lindsay high as a kite sobbing on Ronson’s door-step at 4:00 AM like any decent ho would.

The two have since split and Lindsay has tried voraciously to win her boo back. It looks like a little time in close quarters with other ladies makes Sam a Jealous Johnny.

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Lindsay Lohan Headed To Jail

Things have gone from bad to worse for Lindsay Lohan, who reportedly has violated the terms of her probation and has to head back to court next month to face the judge and will most likely have to serve time in the slammer. Lindsay was placed on three years’ probation and ordered to complete an alcohol rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to cocaine use and driving under the influence in August 2007, but has not yet completed the alcohol education course the judge slapped on her. She should have attended the course once every 7 days, per judges orders, or gone into rehab but Lindsay has done neither which could see her behind bars.

Per TMZ:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay — no more chances. If probation is violated, she’s going to jail … and probation was repeatedly violated.

Seriously – the girl can’t make one meeting a week? She has no work whatsoever! As a result, she is likely to face jail at a court progress hearing scheduled for May 20th on the grounds that she habitually violated the judge’s requirement. If the judge sticks to her word Lindsay is going to be in jail one way or another soon. Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is denying she has a probation problem.

“We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance.”

Guess that means no more nights out stumbling down and no more Twitter wars with ex Samantha Ronson. Maybe it would do Lindsay good to get a bit of perspective and some time away from the party scene. I say throw the book at her … and then throw away the key!

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Lindsay Lohan Banned After Throwing a Drink at Samantha Ronson

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It seems there is no end in sight for Lindsay Lohan’s recent string of troubles. Lohan now has been banned from a LA club after allegedly throwing a drink – complete with the glass – at her ex Samantha Ronson. She was partying at hot spot Trousdale in the early hours of Saturday morning when she reportedly stormed up to Ronson and threw the glass at her head, sending shards of glass flying in the air.

Per Starpulse:

“Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

No class, but what did you expect. This is Lindsay Lohan, afterall. Ronson, who continued to party with her friends, later wrote about the incident on Twitter.

“Just got a glass thrown at my head… Hmmm – wonder who did it????”

It has been an eventful few weeks for Lohan. Police showed up with her dad Michael at her home last week after concerns about her 16-year-old sister Ali’s welfare. She was also accused of stealing a friend’s Rolex watch, which she has since denied. Lohan was recently axed from an upcoming film, after being deemed “unbankable.” And last week, Lohan had claimed Ronson ‘spat in her face’ at a Coachella music festival party, but Ronson soon denied it.

If it smells like methadone – leave it alone…

Lindsay Lohan Spit on by Samantha Ronson?

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It’s been awhile since our dear Lindsay Lohan got extra cracked-out and took over her Twitter account. But we must have been good boys and girls, because Lohan came out swinging this weekend.

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Her mumbled and misspelled Tweets from the weekend accuse ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson of spitting in her face:

Via Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter:

Fun @coachella but tonight @my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus’s ex

It didn’t take long before that old carpet bagger Ronson addressed the issue on her Twitter page:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight…

Oh Lindsay-calm down. She was likely trying to help you wash the blow off the tip of your nose!

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Lindsay Lohan Banned from Fashion Week

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Anyone who is anyone in Hollywood and the fashion industry is in New York for Fashion Week – except for Lindsay Lohan! She was deliberately left out from the gala fashion event because Lindsay was deemed as a “brand damager” by the designer’s team and now carries along with her the reputation of being a designer’s worst nightmare.

Per NY Daily News:

“A lot of designers, and especially Jill’s camp, don’t think she’s worth all the press she’d get their show,” an industry insider leaks, although Stuart denies that she banned Lohan.

But while Stewart may be denying the ban, there are two other people at Fashion Week who also have some pull in deciding who attends. Lohan’s ex-girfriend Samantha Ronson and her twin sister designer Charlotte practically run Fashion Week and holds the reigns on whos unfortunate enough to be banned.

“Fashion Week kind of belongs to the Ronsons,” says the source, “and Charlotte had Lindsay banned from both her show and after-party — just like she did this past fall.”

It had been rumored that Lohan would crash Charlotte’s party at the Avenue in NYC on Friday, but that never happened as she ultimately decided not to go at all. Could this be karma finally coming back on Lindsanity?

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Jesus – PHOTO

This is likely a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously. Not a joke. Grab your lamp oil and 80 containers of Tang and make a run for it, for the end is near.

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Despite her disastrous premiere at last year’s Ungaro fashion show (need a refresher? Click here), Lindsay Lohan is spending her time circulating reports that her former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, was abusive and telling everyone on Twitter that she doesn’t get lip injections.

Right. And JLo doesn’t wear Spanx.

Now, Lindsay is featured on the cover of the French fashion magazine, ‘Purple’ dressed as none other than Jesus Christ (which is what most of you said under you breath when you saw this pic, no?).

Via E!:

Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking! And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread.”

Not to worry. We haven’t seen the —-spread—- she did inside the magazine. This is where she likely reveals Jesus as having a fire crotch.

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Break-up with Samantha Ronson by Hooking-Up with Gerard Butler

Isn’t Lindsay Lohan just about out of money?

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If so, it isn’t stopping her from jetting off to exotic locations, like Morocco, to attend more AA-friendly parties (yea, right) and hook-up with “300′s” Gerard Butler. Gross.

According to the UK’s Daily Mirror, they witnessed first-hand the power of the ‘Fire Crotch’ as she attempted to get over her break-up with girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Via The Mirror:

“Mean Girls star Lindsay confided in us about her love life. She said: ‘I’m fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.’”

She then proceeded to begin dirty dancing with Butler after luring him away from party-goers.

Lindsay told us: “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

The two were then spotted riding off into the night on a golf cart. I hear the ninth green has a lovely view from the rough.

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