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Lindsay Lohan Tells Judge ‘F**k You!’ – PHOTOS

July 7, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

We all may be wanting to buy Judge Marsha a big ol’ drank and carry her around on throne built out of SCRAM bracelets while 12 virgins throw Hermes scarves into the air and Balki Bartokomous does the dance of joy, but Lindsay is super angry.

While Lindsay Lohan was at her probation violation hearing and begged the judge to believe that she wasn’t a coke snorlax, hasn’t had a drop of booze and understands the levity of the situation…Lohan had ‘F**K U” written on her fingernail that she flashed at the judge several times.

Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail and another trip to rehab. Click HERE to read about Lindsay Lohan’s reaction after being sentenced to jail.

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Lindsay Lohan ‘Living with HIV’

April 27, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Perez Hilton has reportedly caught Michael Lohan in the act of hurling a live grenade into a pile of C4 attached to a nuclear reactor doused in gasoline when Papa Lohan’s Twitter page called his daughter Lindsay Lohan out in cyberspace! According to the stunning accusations on Lohan’s Twitter, Lindsay is allegedly “living with HIV” because of the “decisions she’s made” in life.

But in a quick turnaround, Lohan claims that he had a hacker break into his Twitter account yesterday and after he found out, he deleted the entire history of incriminating Tweets regarding Lindsay.

Per Us:

“Somebody was impersonating me,” he tells Us. “I’m disgusted. I would never ever say something like that about my daughter.”

Lohan claims he’s already contacted his lawyer in the hopes of tracking down the hacker and plans on taking legal action against those responsible. How many times can this families Twitter account get hacked? They put stuff out there and as usual, blame someone else. Wow, I actually feel bad for Lindsay on this one. While this wouldn’t be so surprising if true, I highly doubt she has HIV.

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Lindsay Lohan Spit on by Samantha Ronson?

April 22, 2010 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

It’s been awhile since our dear Lindsay Lohan got extra cracked-out and took over her Twitter account. But we must have been good boys and girls, because Lohan came out swinging this weekend.

Her mumbled and misspelled Tweets from the weekend accuse ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson of spitting in her face:

Via Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter:

Fun @coachella but tonight @my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus’s ex

It didn’t take long before that old carpet bagger Ronson addressed the issue on her Twitter page:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight…

Oh Lindsay-calm down. She was likely trying to help you wash the blow off the tip of your nose!

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Jesus – PHOTO

February 9, 2010 By Crista Webster 2 Comments

This is likely a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously. Not a joke. Grab your lamp oil and 80 containers of Tang and make a run for it, for the end is near.

Despite her disastrous premiere at last year’s Ungaro fashion show (need a refresher? Click here), Lindsay Lohan is spending her time circulating reports that her former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, was abusive and telling everyone on Twitter that she doesn’t get lip injections.

Right. And JLo doesn’t wear Spanx.

Now, Lindsay is featured on the cover of the French fashion magazine, ‘Purple’ dressed as none other than Jesus Christ (which is what most of you said under you breath when you saw this pic, no?).

Via E!:

“Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking! And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread.”

Not to worry. We haven’t seen the —-spread—- she did inside the magazine. This is where she likely reveals Jesus as having a fire crotch.

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Lindsay Lohan Steals Again, Coked-Out Twitter Updates Follow

October 13, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Is it just me, or is Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more like she’s 53 and lived a hard life, instead of 23 living a privileged life, a complete and total mess?

She’s been flailing around Paris for the last month with Ungaro (the fashion house she is supposedly is working for—read about that major flop by clicking here), getting photographed with her 15 year old sister Ali, and looking pretty much like the actress listed in the final credits as: Crack Whore #2.

So how can she do this? She has to be completely broke, right? She hasn’t had a successful acting job since ‘Mean Girls’ which is already airing on network TV, her job with Ungaro is a fraud, and her mom is too busy pimping her other kids to care. So how is she doing it? Well, she’s resorting to theft once again, of course!!!

Via Celebitchy:

“The story is so ridiculously stupid/brilliant, it’s rather epic. Here’s what happened: Lindsay stopped by the showroom of Arielle de Pinto and “borrowed” some jewelry for a “magazine shoot”. To their credit, the people working in the showroom made sure to take an imprint of Lindsay’s credit card. Bippitey-bopity, Lindsay never returned the jewelry and she cancelled the credit card. Heist complete!”

As if this wasn’t enough, Lohan has taken to her Twitter account once again to scream at her on-again/off-again girl love, Samantha Ronson.

Via Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter:

@samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love&im incapable of making

Any sort of difference. I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me….but her loved ones-hate her brilliance&resent her happiness

@dizzyblaseberg I need to talk to you. My friend of all friends. I’m “highly” confused

She then goes on to ask Britney Spears when she can see her kids. I am not lying. I couldn’t make that mess up.

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Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant, Catfight – UPDATED

March 15, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan has gotten herself in yet another police related pickle. The girl has a warrant for her arrest floating around and cops are trying to hunt her down. To make their job easier she and her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, gotten into a huge fight.

There are several stories circulating about her warrant. Lohan claims that the arrest rumors are completely bogus. However, Beverly Hills Police have confirmed they are going to arrest her.

Via Perez:

“The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time.”

Tomorrow (Monday) morning Lindsay has a hearing set up to clear up the “misunderstanding” that has led to a warrant for her arrest. Team Lohan is hoping to avoid jail time.

While cops weren’t exactly hunting her down, if she happened to come across a cop she would be subject to arrest. Being that she is a genius, she and Sam got into one of their infamous fights and Lohan lost her shiz. According to TMZ paps, she threw something at Ronson, missed and broke a window. Stealth, very stealth. Neighbors called the cops who then showed up at their house and beat on the door for about 20 minutes. They soon gave up after the couple refused to answer the door. The police aren’t giving up on the warrant either. A couple of cruisers are stationed just 2 blocks from her and Sam’s place. If she surfaces before her court date tomorrow, she could be arrested.

Sounds like she better skip church today.

UPDATE – I guess someone hacked into Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter account. A photo of her supposed personal Twitter page hit the net. So let me get this straight. While she was avoiding the cops and fighting with Sam, she had time to play on the net and update her Twitter status? Hmmm….