Lindsay Lohan Fired from Ungaro?!?

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After last season’s collection of buttock-revealing dresses and strippers’ nipple stickers, Lindsay Lohan had nothing to do with Monday morning’s Parisian label Emanuel Ungaro show. Leaving the fashion world divided over whether her work was a disaster or a little bit of fun, Ungaro designer Estrella Archs showed her second Ungaro collection on Monday, saying that Lohan had no hand in it.

Per My Fashion Life:

“She’s not involved in this,” a spokesperson for Ungaro told WWD this morning, leading to speculation as to whether the company has cut ties with actress completely.

Although she turned up in other designers’ front rows, Lohan didn’t attend the Ungaro show. A week before the show, Ungaro’s press department firmly said that she was still working as artistic adviser. The fashion house now appears to be uncertain over whether it should pretend the Lohan collection never happened, or be proud of its Hollywood connection. There’s no official word yet on whether she still holds the Artistic Adviser title.

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Jesus – PHOTO

This is likely a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously. Not a joke. Grab your lamp oil and 80 containers of Tang and make a run for it, for the end is near.

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Despite her disastrous premiere at last year’s Ungaro fashion show (need a refresher? Click here), Lindsay Lohan is spending her time circulating reports that her former girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, was abusive and telling everyone on Twitter that she doesn’t get lip injections.

Right. And JLo doesn’t wear Spanx.

Now, Lindsay is featured on the cover of the French fashion magazine, ‘Purple’ dressed as none other than Jesus Christ (which is what most of you said under you breath when you saw this pic, no?).

Via E!:

Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking! And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread.”

Not to worry. We haven’t seen the —-spread—- she did inside the magazine. This is where she likely reveals Jesus as having a fire crotch.

Tim Gunn Responsible For Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Mess Fashion

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Is it just me, or can Tim Gunn do anything? It’s like the man could part the Red Sea while making homemade waffles while curing the Clap. He’s brillz.

However, his latest decision may have the Dame rethinking her celebrity tea party invite list (which also includes Anderson Cooper and Rue MacLanahan).

It seems the reason why Lindsay Lohan was chosen to serve as the artistic advisor for fashion mogul Ungaro, is because Tim Gunn sang her praises a few months ago.

Via New York Magazine:

“His comments that she had a great sense of fashion and knew what works and doesn’t work, were pretty significant to me … This was authentic, not the paparazzi press all talking about her car accidents, or the drug things,” added Moufarrige. “To be complimented by someone like Tim Gunn was very impressive.”

To be complimented by Tim Gunn is like being baptized by John.

However, when asked about Ungaro’s choice of Lohan last month at New York Fashion Week, Gunn let his true (and much less beige) colors show.

“It’s got to be a publicity stunt Or a crack-smoking board of directors?”

I am going to have to go with crack on this one, Tim. Boards love it when the help has more affinity for the nose candy.