Lindsay Lohan Begs for Gifts, Millionaire Laughter Ensues

I can’t blame a ho for trying to pull ho tricks for gifts. Lindsay Lohan put on her best Playboy Bunny Blow Up Doll hair and tried to look like she belonged at a charity even for amfAR. She must have gotten confused as to who the charity was for because she was grifting like kid with a limp and a cleft lip on Rodeo Drive.

Page Six reports that their source overheard Lindsay found the nearest rich man in the room and she galloped over wearing her best push up bra smile.

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Demi Moore Seeking Treatment in Utah Rehab

Demi Moore is seeking treatment at the famed Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah. Demi has not been seen since the 911 call that led to her hospitalization. Her location has been the subject of speculation, some reports saying she’s seeking “spiritual counseling,” receiving treatment for an eating disorder and addiction issues. It was the 911 call that triggered a decision to enter into rehab, as it appeared partying like Demi was 21-years-old was NOT working out!

Per NY Daily News:

“She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people. It became clear to her that her way of coping with her stress was not working and she needed more help,” a rehab source told E! News.

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Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan Vie for Elizabeth Taylor Role

Megan Fox is threatening Lindsay Lohan’s bill paying job that doesn’t involve taking her top off. I don’t know what Elizabeth Taylor did to the lady network, but they are obviously seeking some kind of revenge in casting.

Lifetime is sneaky and name dropping anyone who commands tabloid fodder to bring attention to their biopic. Lohan was said to be “in talks” for the role and now Fox is currently being courted for the role.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tax Debt

This is shocking. Just shocking! (Not really.) Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her 2009 taxes. Perhaps it’s the fault of her passport (damn thing refuses to stay in her bag every time she is due for court/work – exhibit A, exhibit B). Or maybe it was that pesky tea that fermented to booze upon entering her blood stream. Either way, I am sure someone or something will be blamed. I am giggling with anticipation to see what W-2 eating creature she invents.

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Lindsay Lohan to Play Elizabeth Taylor ?!

One of the most treasured dames to stroll the Earth might be portrayed by Lindsay Lohan?! Deadline reports that Lifetime is courting her for the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Stop giving the lady network a slow clap for cruelest joke because this could actually happen.

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Lindsay Lohan’s New Modeling Job

Things are looking up for our little LiLo… People liked looking at Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread so much they even started photographing her with her clothes on. Crazy, I know!

The disgraced actress landed herself a new jobby-job, as the spokesmodel for Jag Jeans. In fact, the Jag campaign was shot at the SLS Hotel in L.A. by Yu Tsai, the man behind the camera for Playboy’s Marilyn-themed Lindsay Lohan pics. In a press release announcing the collaboration, a representative for Jag Jeans laid it on pretty thick when it came to Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan Snubs Ellen DeGeneres

Lindsay Lohan is making sure her title as Professional Screw Up from the land of F.U.B.A.R. After leaving $10K in cash laying around in an unlocked car (dealers don’t accept American Express), she is failing to pimp her own Playboy spread.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Stolen

Lindsay Lohan ended up crashing a party over the weekend – However, it might not be for the reason you think! While on vacation in Hawaii, Lindsay misplaced her $5,000 Chanel purse. And my misplaced, I mean the purse was stolen! Inside the bag was her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash – $10,000 to be exact.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Leak – PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.

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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover – SEE IT HERE

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was due to make its debut on December 15th, but someone got a hold of a copy and leaked it to the net. The Insider posted the cover shot of Lindsay straddling a red chair in the shape of the bunny moniker.

Full shot behind the cut.

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