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After the President baracked out on ‘The Late Show,” he treated a crowd of nearly 2,000 journalists, politicians and celebrities to his ability to deliver quips while laughing about the secret service’s penchant for hookers. Ah, yes. It’s that time of year when our nation’s leader is Prom King for the night and Kim Kardashian is invited strictly to be the a$$ end of every punchline.
Like the Aunt who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner late, smokes at the table and takes all the mashed potatoes, Lindsay Lohan is angering the cast of ‘Glee’ with her ho tricks. Girl even looks like my 76 year old Aunt Tootie.
E! has some sources on set and they squealed that Lindsay showed up late and revealed that a car had to drive to the Chateau Marmont hotel to pick her gin soaked rump up…
Lindsay Lohan is such a homebody and dedicated to resuscitating her career from the depths of Lifetime tv movie roles, but she is still managing to get into bar fights…with her dad.
After claiming to have become the Patron Saint of Domestication, Lohan has been involved in a bar fight, a hit and run in a bar parking lot and partying at Coachella all while making last call. Last I checked, it was pretty hard to get in club brawl while sitting on your couch knitting. The initial report of the fight stated that a fellow club rat was hitting on Lindsay’s crotch goblins and this didn’t sit well with the freckled beast. She started shoving the bar critter who ran to the police pointing to bruises and filing battery charges.
Now, another woman claims that she was sitting in a booth near Lohan and her entourage, which included Lord of the Budget Ho Tricks – Michael Lohan, and Lindsay turned into a ginger terror after someone bumped her.
Via TMZ:
We’re told the girl was hanging out at the booth next to Lindsay’s … when Lohan tapped her on the shoulder aggressively and asked, “Did you bump into me?”
The girl denied the bump … and suggested the real culprit could have been one of the guys in Lindsay’s group. She then pointed to one of the men.
Lindsay replied, “That’s my dad … why would he bump me?”
The girl shot back, “You go clubbing with your dad?”
That’s when Lindsay snapped … so says the witness … who claims Lindsay began cussing at the girl and then threw a drink at her face.
Michael then grabbed her and left the club immediately. I don’t see how the battery charges fit into this new story unless “aggressive pokes” are now considered assault. If that is true, you Facebook Pokers are in for it.
Anyway, Lindsay claimed she was at home watching Golden Girls reruns and nursing kittens back to health with an eyedropper full of milk and nowhere near any bars. Surveillance footage proves otherwise. Her rep has since changed her story and refuses to comment any further now that she has been caught as a liar, liar crotch on fire.
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Ah, Coachella. Nothing says annual Music/Arts Festival like sweaty celebs busting out t-shirts with mustard stains and calling it “style.” Boho reaches a new level every year over the 3 day Indio event. This year didn’t disappoint.
Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.
Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.
I bet this one is making you think O’ REALLY? because Michelle Williams is an Oscar nominated ‘Dawson’s Creek’ alumni who looks like she spends her weekends making homemade candles and whips up a mean artichoke dip while Jason Segel makes a living on penis jokes and looks like he smells like Bengay and bong resin.
According to Us Weekly, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are dating. Lets throw an inquisitive eyebrow raise at this one…
I don’t watch this mess featuring the music from whatever is on Ryan Murphy‘s iPod/latest ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ CD. So this means very little to me, but Gleeks will want to set their DVR to stun because Lindsay Lohan is allegedly going to be on ‘Glee.’
We can pretty much call BS on any headline that claims Lindsay Lohan pays for anything besides 8 balls and bail these days. Alas, it’s a slow day and a porn star decided to make himself relevant by mentioning that he dipped his peen in Lohan’s pit of despair in exchange for cash.
Some hump star named Voodoo says that he rode Lohan around like a miniature pony at a kid’s birthday party while her father was sleeping upstairs…
Because we are shameless gossip mongers, we’d love this daily Lindsay Lohan Did Something Unsurprisingly Stupid Shiz update to be juicier than it is.
Lindsay was behind the wheel of her Porsche (well, there’s your problem) and hit the manager of a Hookah Lounge while trying to pull a U-turn. She was leaving the Sayers Club in L.A. shortly after midnight, because she hates going out and partying now, when paparazzi scared her and somehow caused her to hit a pedestrian.
Tag this with a bit of awesome. No real “news” value, but I can’t help but share this beautiful moment between Lohan hungry paps and a 66 year old.
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The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
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