This just in: There’s more reason to hate Lindsay Lohan. Everyone’s favorite repeat offender was said to have been dating Heath Ledger when he died three years ago.
Lindsay Lohan Crashes Leonardo DiCaprio’s Party
November 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan can smell an open bar within a 50 mile radius so naturally she tried to Honey Badger her way into Leonardo DiCaprio’s post ‘J.Edgar’ premiere party after getting naked for Hugh Hefner in her second attempt at a tasteful Playboy spread.
Just before going to jail for being a failure at life, sobriety and following simple orders to show up for community service, Lindsay tried to breeze her way into Leo’s A-List party. Security at the front door laughed as she stumbled up to the door and they refused to let her in. She eventually named dropped enough people to convince them she wasn’t a 45 year old IHOP waitress fallen on hard times and they grudgingly let her in…
Lindsay Lohan’s First Playboy Spread a Disaster
November 3, 2011 By 1 Comment
Although Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay Lohan to surrender herself to police custody by November 9th, Miss Lohan has other orders. Orders from a more powerful figure. Orders from Hugh Hefner - Girl needs to get naked again.
Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail
November 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan was back in court today to face the Judge because of a probation violation. She was kicked out of her community service program at the Downtown Woman’s clinic and she wasn’t full filling all of her court mandated obligations.
Michael Lohan Arrested Again
October 25, 2011 By 1 Comment
There’s just something about that Lohan family – they just can’t seem to stay out of jail. While his daughter was busy showing her naughty bits to Playboy photographers (yes, she’s posing for Playboy… and yes, “Eeew!”), Michael Lohan was busy manhandling his on-again off-again girlfriend Kate Major.
Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Playboy Spread
October 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
Dina Lohan Shopping Lindsay Lohan Tell All Book
October 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
I think it’s official: Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents ever.
If she weren’t such a train wreck I’d feel bad for her. Her father is busy telling anyone that will listen that she’s a crackhead, and that she needs a little Dr. Drew in her life. And now her momager, Dina, is planning on penning a tell all book about life as Lindsay’s mom. Dina has been shopping the book about Lindsay for weeks now, and the contents are none too flattering… Will she reveal how Lindsay aged 30 years in 3? Science demands an answer.
Per TMZ:
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
Notice how she doesn’t blame herself? Not being a brilliant literary mind, Dina actually has a ghost writer doing the heavy writing for the book, but according to TMZ she’s totally on board with exploiting her daughter’s disastrous life. I see Dina, so you figure your daughter is gonna spend a year in the slammer so you need to make money.
With parents like these, who needs enemies. Poor LiLo never had a chance. Excuse me, I’ve got to go call my parents and tell them how much I love them.
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Lindsay Lohan Late to Morgue, Turned Away
October 20, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Oh where to begin with the latest Lindsay Lohan drama? Yesterday she was in front of the judge for a probation evaluation. Things did not go well. The Judge was not impressed in the least with her attempt to complete her community service. When it was all said and done, Lindsay’s probation was revoked and she was taken to jail. The bail was set at $100k so of course she bailed out right away.
But it looks like old habits die hard for Lilo. Although she promised she’d take her probation and community service seriously, she got off to a really bad start today. The Judge ordered her to complete 16 hours at the LA County Morgue by November 2nd which is the formal hearing regarding her probation. She vowed to start working at the morgue right away and was set to begin work at 8am this morning.
Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Mug Shot – PHOTO
October 20, 2011 By 1 Comment
I have pretty much lost count of how many times Lindsay Lohan has been cuffed (for legal reasons). But this is her 6th mug shot. Dumb ho is half way to a calendar spread.
Beyonce Faking Pregnancy: Blind Items
October 14, 2011 By 2 Comments
“There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Beyonce. Exhibit A.
