Lindsay Lohan is making sure her title as Professional Screw Up from the land of F.U.B.A.R. After leaving $10K in cash laying around in an unlocked car (dealers don’t accept American Express), she is failing to pimp her own Playboy spread.
Lindsay Lohan’s Purse Stolen
December 12, 2011 By 1 Comment
Lindsay Lohan ended up crashing a party over the weekend – However, it might not be for the reason you think! While on vacation in Hawaii, Lindsay misplaced her $5,000 Chanel purse. And my misplaced, I mean the purse was stolen! Inside the bag was her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash – $10,000 to be exact.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Spread Leak – PHOTOS
December 10, 2011 By 1 Comment
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.
Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover – SEE IT HERE
December 7, 2011 By 1 Comment
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was due to make its debut on December 15th, but someone got a hold of a copy and leaked it to the net. The Insider posted the cover shot of Lindsay straddling a red chair in the shape of the bunny moniker.
Full shot behind the cut.
Lindsay Lohan Was Dating Heath Ledger When He Died?
December 7, 2011 By 1 Comment
This just in: There’s more reason to hate Lindsay Lohan. Everyone’s favorite repeat offender was said to have been dating Heath Ledger when he died three years ago.
Lindsay Lohan Crashes Leonardo DiCaprio’s Party
November 7, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan can smell an open bar within a 50 mile radius so naturally she tried to Honey Badger her way into Leonardo DiCaprio’s post ‘J.Edgar’ premiere party after getting naked for Hugh Hefner in her second attempt at a tasteful Playboy spread.
Just before going to jail for being a failure at life, sobriety and following simple orders to show up for community service, Lindsay tried to breeze her way into Leo’s A-List party. Security at the front door laughed as she stumbled up to the door and they refused to let her in. She eventually named dropped enough people to convince them she wasn’t a 45 year old IHOP waitress fallen on hard times and they grudgingly let her in…
Lindsay Lohan’s First Playboy Spread a Disaster
November 3, 2011 By 1 Comment
Although Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lindsay Lohan to surrender herself to police custody by November 9th, Miss Lohan has other orders. Orders from a more powerful figure. Orders from Hugh Hefner - Girl needs to get naked again.
Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail
November 2, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan was back in court today to face the Judge because of a probation violation. She was kicked out of her community service program at the Downtown Woman’s clinic and she wasn’t full filling all of her court mandated obligations.
Michael Lohan Arrested Again
October 25, 2011 By 1 Comment
There’s just something about that Lohan family – they just can’t seem to stay out of jail. While his daughter was busy showing her naughty bits to Playboy photographers (yes, she’s posing for Playboy… and yes, “Eeew!”), Michael Lohan was busy manhandling his on-again off-again girlfriend Kate Major.
Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Playboy Spread
October 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan resorted to porn to pay the rent (Editor’s Note: Read “rent” as blow/booze habit.) Our favorite professional probation violator is in talks to pose nude for Playboy.
The going rate for a child star with a penchant for self harming and a Sunday morning 8 Ball is $750,000. Lindsay was holding out for $1 million but soon discovered that A: we have seen her nude before and B: no one really wants to see her nude again.
