Lindsay Lohan

Dina Lohan Shopping Lindsay Lohan Tell All Book

October 21, 2011 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

I think it’s official: Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents ever.

If she weren’t such a train wreck I’d feel bad for her. Her father is busy telling anyone that will listen that she’s a crackhead, and that she needs a little Dr. Drew in her life. And now her momager, Dina, is planning on penning a tell all book about life as Lindsay’s mom. Dina has been shopping the book about Lindsay for weeks now, and the contents are none too flattering… Will she reveal how Lindsay aged 30 years in 3? Science demands an answer.

Per TMZ:

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”

Notice how she doesn’t blame herself? Not being a brilliant literary mind, Dina actually has a ghost writer doing the heavy writing for the book, but according to TMZ she’s totally on board with exploiting her daughter’s disastrous life. I see Dina, so you figure your daughter is gonna spend a year in the slammer so you need to make money.

With parents like these, who needs enemies. Poor LiLo never had a chance. Excuse me, I’ve got to go call my parents and tell them how much I love them.

[KeepClicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image]

Images Via: WENN

Lindsay Lohan Late to Morgue, Turned Away

October 20, 2011 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Oh where to begin with the latest Lindsay Lohan drama? Yesterday she was in front of the judge for a probation evaluation. Things did not go well. The Judge was not impressed in the least with her attempt to complete her community service. When it was all said and done, Lindsay’s probation was revoked and she was taken to jail. The bail was set at $100k so of course she bailed out right away.

But it looks like old habits die hard for Lilo. Although she promised she’d take her probation and community service seriously, she got off to a really bad start today. The Judge ordered her to complete 16 hours at the LA County Morgue by November 2nd which is the formal hearing regarding her probation. She vowed to start working at the morgue right away and was set to begin work at 8am this morning.

Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Mug Shot – PHOTO

October 20, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

I have pretty much lost count of how many times Lindsay Lohan has been cuffed (for legal reasons). But this is her 6th mug shot. Dumb ho is half way to a calendar spread.

Beyonce Faking Pregnancy: Blind Items

October 14, 2011 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

“There’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. If you’re already famous, your public profile skyrockets even higher. You’ve got heat. You get more cover photos, more interview requests, more gossip column inches, more talk show appearances. You can expand your own product lines, as well as shill for products that were previously just out of your childless reach. Because, once you’re seen as a mother, you can add paragon of selflessness and motherhood and traditional family values to your resume. Even if you’re the most vain and selfish human being on the planet. Yes, there’s a lot of money to be made in pregnancy. Even if you’re not as pregnant as you’re pretending to be. Even if you’re not pregnant at all.” [Blind Gossip]

My Guess: Beyonce. Exhibit A.

Lindsay Lohan Fashion Disaster – PHOTOS

October 13, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Who am I kidding? Gurl is just a plain ol’ disaster. Someone forgot to shower, exfoliate, powder, lipstick, and Gucci Lindsay Lohan before pointing her in the direction of a red carpet and telling her there was an open bar at the end of it.

Lindsay Lohan Confronts New Boyfriend’s Wife

September 23, 2011 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Is it possible for Lindsay Lohan to get into more trouble? Yes. And this latest news has nothing to do with drugs, alcohol, driving or stealing. Well.. stealing of a different sort. A few days ago, Lohan was photographed getting intimate with a rich married guy. But like all good affairs, it ended the moment his wife and kids came home. Lohan is now accused of confronting Vikram Chatwal’s estranged wife Priya Sachdev at his hotel, shockingly saying “You are his wife?”

Lindsay Lohan Throws Drink at Photographer

September 16, 2011 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Lindsay Lohan caused controversy after allegedly tossing a drink over a photographer at a New York Fashion Week event. Lohan was said to have become quite angry after photographer Jasper Rischen took her picture of her at a fashion party hosted by V Magazine bosses. Without warning, Lohan stood up from where she was hanging out with a friend and threw a drink – glass and all – hitting a cocktail waitress. Her aim wasn’t that great because she reportedly screamed at the waitress, “Not you, him!” pointing at Rischen, who confirmed the craziness with a tweet.

Lindsay Lohan Boob Job ?!

September 15, 2011 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Another day, another debate. While yesterday’s may have been of the political sort, today’s is of the anatomical. The argument lies beneath Lindsay Lohan‘s dress.

Lohan has been taking in some high fashion at NYC’s Fashion week. She’s been spotted at many runway shows and has been partying hard at the after parties. Last night she hit the town and it looks like Lindsay may have upgraded a bit. She’s showing off major cleavage and it looks like she may have gotten a new pair.

Ali Lohan’s Plastic Face is ‘Natural’ – PHOTOS

September 9, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Unless they have developed an organic form of implants, the only “natural” thing about Ali Lohan’s face is the Oooo! A camera! FACE,FACE,FACE Now pay me! look she gets when paps show up.

Photos of Ali and her new face flooded the net with accusations of plastic surgery, anorexia and cokery. In her defense she has always looked like a bank teller who moonlights at strip club behind the airport called Starbutts with hopes to make the move to Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow by next year.

Lindsay Lohan Loses Another Job Because ‘She’s Not Worth the Trouble’

August 25, 2011 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

You know you’ve gone down hill when you can’t even get work as a stripper! Reports are claiming that Lindsay Lohan was very close to landing a role in the upcoming film ‘Magic Mike,’ and would have played Alex Pettyfer’s girlfriend described as a character that’s “trouble with a capital T.” That’s pretty much Lindsay in a nutshell. Instead, the part went to Riley Keough (Elvis’ granddaughter and Lisa Marie Presley’s daughter). But why did producer Steven Soderbergh choose a newbie over a “seasoned vet?”