Marc Jacobs Taking Over Dior

After John Galliano got Lindsay Lohan drunk and became a belligerent mess on an anti-Semite tirade circa Mel Gibson, he was fired from Dior. (Here is where I point out the Kate Moss used her nose as a cocaine Dirt Devil and eventually got to keep her job.) A replacement for the flat ironed Hitler fan is still in the works, but Marc Jacobs is said to be winning that race.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Topless in Vanity Fair

Gwyneth Paltrow flips my bitch switch. It’s slightly paradoxical due to the fact that I adore Blythe Danner and everyone seems to think that she can sing magical notes of awesomeness on ‘Glee.’ Perhaps it’s to constant looks of YEAH,IMJUDGINGYOU and telling Ross the intern he is a fatty.

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Angelina Jolie No Makeup Louis Vuitton Ad

Get your Yeah, Okay looks sharpened because Pietro Beccari, Louis Vuitton’s executive vice president, is trying to convince us all that Angelina Jolie has no makeup on in the brand’s latest campaign.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated By Police For Jewel Theft

Lindsay Lohan

There is never a dull – or legal, for that matter – moment in this girls life! Lindsay Lohan was in London recently for a photo shoot with Elle magazine when she allegedly took off with $45,000 worth of jewels that were on loan from a local jeweler.

Per Holy Moly:

“She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!” according to the source.

After the photo shoot, the jewelers realized their items were missing and promptly contacted the magazine bosses who insisted they had no knowledge of what happened to the missing loot. Both the editors and jewelers then spent the next two weeks trying to get in touch Lohan, but she left the U.K. last week without so much of a simple returned phone call. Because of her unresponsiveness on this, the matter was handed over to British police late last week and is now being investigated.

This is by far the first time Lohan has played ‘sticky finger’ with others’ property. Louis Vuitton bosses reportedly refuse to deal with her anymore after she repeatedly walked off with goods from past photo shoots. Rumor has it that she has supposedly yanked one too many products from their shoots to the point that they’ve blacklisted her.

Per Holy Moly via NYPost:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W, and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

Lohan was also caught up in a fur fiasco after allegedly taking home a Russian student’s $11,000 mink coat from a New York club last year. Owner Masha Markova claimed Lohan straight up stole her coat as she was leaving the private party. Lindsay first denied it, but was later caught red handed when a photograph of her wearing the stolen property was published in a magazine. After threatening legal action the coat was quickly returned to her.

As of right now, there is no official confirmation from the police regarding Linday’s involvement as of yet, but you can sure when there is we will be one of the first to gloat about it. Rehab, alcohol & drug abuse, stalking Samantha Ronson around London, and now felony theft… Wow. And at only 22 years of age. Quite the role model, huh?

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Kanye West Snubs Bisexual Porn Rumors But Loves His Fug Shoes

Kanye West is hitting back angrily over reports and and at internet hackers trying to up his online presence by hacking his personal Web and e-mail accounts, including a fake “Twitter” account, and spreading the rumor that he’s signed up to appear in a bisexual porn film. The fake “Twitter” account resulted in a feud between him and US TV host Stephen Colbert.

Per NME via KanyeUniverseCity.com

“Why won’t you let me be great? I read some shit claiming I said I’m down to do porn and some bisexual porn! First people believed the Twitter/Steven Colbert thing. Now somebody has been hacking into my MySpace and somebody’s actually hacked into my personal Gmail account and has been e-mailing people from it. Hey world, I no longer have Gmail! I found out I had 12 unautharised Skype accounts under my name! It’s not official. I just gave the performance of my life for our new President… please I beg you, give me a break! Please! Let me be great! Who have I hurt so bad that they want to destroy me? Who have I ever spoke about so negatively? I was just speaking to our new President two days ago. Never take a picture from my Obama performance and put it next to a quote like that [on a false blog]! That’s in poor taste! Look how fresh my suit is… ’nuff said.”

In the story, that circulated on numerous websites, including the the adult media network “AVN”, West supposedly said he was “open to doing porn”, adding “Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes”. However, “AVN” has since retracted the story and said the it had originated from an anonymous poster on “AllHipHop. The poster claimed to have obtained a series of quotes from an interview with West that the rapper did with journalist called David Watts. They also added that the quotes were found to be false after they were attributed to a magazine “which has never run any such interview with West and never employed a writer by the name of ‘David Watts’”. West, already disappointed at criticism, thrown at him by 50 Cent, he called for any potential hackers to “give me a break.” 50 Cent has been extremely outspoken of his dislike for West, made fun at his decision to sing on his latest album, and makes frequent statements on Kanye’s sexuality. 50 Cent has been outspoken in his criticism of West, poking fun at his decision to sing on his latest album.

Per Starpulse Via Bossip

“Just as a real human being, I can’t say that it doesn’t affect me. I was such a fan of 50. 50 is one of those rappers that I said was the end-all-be-all (sic) of what rap what supposed to be. Like, a true iconic rapper.” Admitting the verbal attacks have left him reeling, West goes on to say “For me, as a fan of him, I felt, like, if he said something negative and tried to make it like I’m negative, it’s almost like if a little kid walks up to you at the airport and is like, ‘Man, I love you so much,’ and then you spit on him. It’s like, ‘I don’t know if I love you as much as I used you,’ as you wipe the spit off your face. But you still play their music.”

Riiiiigggggght. So enough of that nonsense. Here is Kanye continuing the fug train with some awful red shoes inspired shoes. Now look at what he has done. He got Marc Jacobs all excited. As for the awful red shoes….Dorothy did it better so sit down Kanye. ‘Nuff said.’

Chanel Purse Made of Jerky

Here is your WTF? for the morning.

Nancy Wu created a Chanel purse made of beef jerky. She also created a Louis Vuitton wallet for the hell of it. Nancy got herself a few sheets of jerky and hand sewed the creations.

Sure. Why the hell not? This is perfect for Christmas. Throw in a box of Velveeta and a case of Red Bull and you can cross Britney Spears off your shopping list.

What Others Said:

D-Listed - “Whenever I’m on a road trip, I stock up on this deliciousness and there’s always some H8R in the car who calls me trash for loving this sh*t.”

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Madonna Louis Vuitton Ad Photos

Some of the ads from Madonna’s leg of the Louis Vuitton campaign have surfaced. Two photos of her wearing the fugliest shoes at what appears to be a bistro are just a peek into the ads.

Marc Jacobs himself hunted down Madge for his advertising venture. He wanted to capture her energy and immediately sent word he was after her. A few minutes later the “Sticky and Sweet” songstress accepted his proposal.

Steven Meisel did the shoot that will be in magazines in February. As to whether the rumor that Madonna’s fee was around the $10 million marker…reps for the brand call the story “absurd.”

While the overabundance of ugly in these is bland, it is better than Marc Jacobs’ nakedness.

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Marc Jacobs Nude Louis Vuitton Campaign – Photos

This is overloading my sensitive fashion palate. Dear God! Put it away!

Marc Jacobs is assault my eyes with incorporating himself nude into an ad for Louis Vuitton. I am not sure what is more horrible. His tan lines, the fact some poor intern was forced to scribble all over his body or that his naughty bits are accosting those ugly handbags.

Madonna New Face of Louis Vuitton

Madonna is being paid $10 million to be the new campaign front for Louis Vuitton. She has been schmoozing Marc Jacobs lately. She was “getting cozy” with him at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Currently Steven Meisel is said to be the photographer for the shoot. (He was the man responsible for the photos in her book “Sex” back in 1992.

Really? Madge’s face has become a ball of silly putty that has been left under the couch for a few months. Whatever. I am not shilling out the cash for this disaster waiting to happen.