Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend Just a Friend

Shannon Woodward is now a marked woman. “The Riches” actress was spotted this weekend walking around Beverly Hills with current ‘it’ boy (and my boyfriend) Robert Pattinson. *Cue thousands of crying teenaged and not-so teenaged girls.

Robert was back in LA doing screen tests with Emmy Rossum who, it is rumored, will be starring with Pattinson in the flick “Remember Me” which begins filming this June during Pattinson’s short break in between filming “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Worry not. Pattinson’s girlfriend is just a friend.

Never fear little TwiHards. You know that I have done extensive investigative reporting on this one, and it looks like we don’t have anything to worry about.

Via Just Jared Jr.:

“FYI: Shannon is dating one of Rob’s friends (Andrew Garfield).”

Phew. This is good news for Shannon who likely would have been a victim of a random shanking.

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Lindsay Lohan Shares Fuzzy Feelings on Ellen – Video

Lindsay Lohan stopped by Ellen Degeneres to talk about her very public break up with Samantha Ronson.

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Lindsay came clean saying that the restraining order put into effect by the Ronson family is true. Lohan looked frail and I would happily drown my sorrows in a double double with her if puts a few pounds on her.

She also revealed that she was clueless when it came to Sam dumping her. Lohan threw her hands up in disbelief and affirmed that she hadn’t seen Ronson in a week and “she disappeared.” They then broke up and she stuck to her guns saying that she didn’t cheat. Lohan also aired out the fact that her father, Michael Lohan, cheated on her mother all the time.

The interview came to close with Linds stating that she still has hopes for her and Samantha’s relationship. It was kinda sad.

Via E! Online:

“I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place. And I love her.”

She also mentioned her career during the interview and had she been on a radio show you would have heard the sound of a toilet flushing. But seriously Lohan….your weave probably weighs more than you do. Eat something that isn’t in liquid or powder form.

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Rihanna Dating Lakers Player Andrew Bynum

It appears Rihanna just might be moving on from alleged woman beater Chris Brown. Reports that her abusive former boyfriend moving on haven’t slowed RiRi down. The “Umbrella” songstress was spotted dining out with a new man.

Rihanna and Andrew Bynum were reportedly seen eating together at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. Spies for X17 stated that they left together and seemed “very couple-y , sitting real close to each other in the car.”

However, when a looming photog caught up with Andrew he denied dating her and affirmed they were just friends and no relationship would be possible in the future. This also follows reports that she and Brown are spending more and more time with each other and Chris was even rumored to have spent the night at her digs in California.

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Mel Gibson’s Real Mistress, Oksana Pochepa, Confirms Relationship – Photos

It appears the wrong Oksana was named as Mel Gibson’s mistress. The real home wrecker has come forward and confirmed that she is the brunette kissing and embracing Mel on the beach in Costa Rica. (See more of Mel Gibson Cheating with Oksana Photos by Clicking HERE.)

After being photographed by paparazzi, Gibson’s lover has come forward. Just days after Robyn Moore Gibson announced that she was officially divorcing Mel, Oksana Pochepa confirmed she is the mystery woman.

Per Us Weekly:

“This is serious and I hope that our union will be real and strong and long-lasting. We are different people, but Mel is a grown man and knows precisely what he wants and me too — I know what I want.”

It should also be mentioned that she is a Russian pop singer. Perhaps it’s a ploy to garner attention. Or maybe Mel is slipping her the Gibson.

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Pink and Carey Hart Officially Reunite

It is no surprise that Pink, real name Alecia Moore, and Carey Hart have decided to give their relationship another chance.

Despite cranking out a break up anthem shortly after her divorce, Pink is open about patching things up. The couple remained extremely close and friendly after their spilt. Hart even appeared in her video for “So What” that featured her cutting down a tree with their initials and a heart engraved in it. They also spent free time together as well as celebrating the New Year at each other’s side.

Via The Sun:

“We’re working s*** out, I admit it. She’s just totally normal and low-key.” Pink admitted. Hart added “We’re rebuilding. Sometimes you have to take a couple of steps backwards to move forward.”

Good for them. I like Pink and Carey seems be a stand up guy. Let’s just hope this time sticks. Otherwise it will be like Ross and Rachel circa “Friends” and that shiz is overdone.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Divorce

It’s reportedly a done deal. Carrie Bradshaw and Ferris Bueller are calling it quits.

Our friends over at Celebrity Smack had the news confirmed through a reliable West Village source in New York. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are divorcing after 12 years of marriage.

Parker and Broderick have been rumored to be on the road to splitting up for nearly a year. In January of this year the “Sex and the City” starlet was allegedly shopping for a new home after she caught her husband cheating.(See that full story by clicking here.) Broderick was said to be doodling a youth counselor. SJP tried to make it work for the sake of their 6 year old son, James Wilke.

Sad, very sad. Let’s just hope Parker doesn’t go Madonna crazy and shack up with some teenager who doesn’t speak English and loves telemundo.

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Justin Timberlake Wants Jessica Biel GONE

Justin and Jessica have been facing break up rumors for quite some time. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil have been on the verge of break up for nearly a year now.

The latest in the reports of their stale saga is that the two have been fighting about what a slut Timberlake supposedly is. He has a wandering eye and likes to flirt. What man doesn’t? (He has a pulse and penis…he is going to look.) This doesn’t sit well with Biel and she is demanding an end to his heartthrob ways.

Via OK! Magazine:

“Jessica’s seen Justin flirt, but says it’s all in good fun,” the pal tells OK!. “But she has told him that if they get engaged, it’s got to end. Things seem a bit tense with them, but they’re trying to get past the rough patches.”

They shacked up together in his New York digs a few months ago, but he is hating the set up according to the “insider” close to the couple. He wants Jessica and her gigantic pie-hole out.

“Justin asked one of his longtime best friends how much time he’d need to give Jessica if he asked her to move out of their New York City apartment without seeming like a jerk.”

Oh Justin, Justin, Justin. What’s that old cliché? You made your bed ,so you have to sleep with whoever you put in it…or something like that. That applies here JT.

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Guy Ritchie Wooing Elle Macpherson – Photos

Guy Ritchie is seeking solace in the bosom of Elle Macpherson according to latest on gossip grapevine.

Madonna recently shacked up with Jesus in her New York apartment and Guy isn’t sitting at home and crying over a tub of Ben and Jerry’s. He has been entertaining supermodel Elle ‘The Body’ Macpherson. Last night the Daily Mirror caught the two hit up Notting Hill’s Brasserie. They talked for hours before leaving separately around 12:30 in the morning.

Both left with smiles on their faces.

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Miley Cyrus Has Heart Condition and Fuzzy Feelings For Nick Jonas

Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she has a heart condition. The condition, called tachycardia, causes her heart to beat irregularly but isn’t life-threatening.

Miley reveals this information to her fans in her autobiography “Miles to Go,” which I am certain she penned on her own with no outside help from anyone.

In the book, she also talks about her messy break-up with Nick Jonas.

Per US Weekly:

“Wow! I was so in love. Do you know what I’m talking about? The kind of love where the sun could shine or not shine all day long and you wouldn’t care.”

OK. Maybe she did write the book on her own.

Never fret Miley and Jo-Bro fans, she gets into more detail about her tumultuous relationship with the tween heartbreaker by revealing her motivation behind her song, “7 Things I Hate About You”:

“I was angry when I wrote ‘7 Things’. I wanted to punish him, to get back at him for hurting me. It starts with a list of what I ‘hate.’ But I’m not a hater. My heart knew from the start that it was going to turn into a love song. Why does he get a love song? Because I don’t hate him.”

If she didn’t write this book on her own, someone at the publishing company needs to retake high school English.

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Ginnifer Goodwin and Justin Long are a Couple!

Thank you to “He’s Just Not That Into You” for making this 8-year friendship blossom into something more. Star Magazine reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Justin Long were seen doing some very couply things at an Oscar after-party a week ago:

At Vanity Fair’s post-Oscars party, Ginnifer and Justin “were very close. She was stroking his arm, he was kissing her cheek, and they held hands all evening,” a source tells Star. “They were trying to be cool, but it was obvious they’re a couple. They even left together.”

It has been rumoured that Ginnifer has had a crush on Justin for some time, even though in interviews they have both stated that their relationship is more ‘familial’ than romantic. I guess everything can change!

Ginnifer was last linked with actor Chris Klein, a relationship which ended just this past December. I am thinking that is kind of fitting, since her and Justin have hooked up between then and now. How much you want to bet that Justin finally showed interest and Ginnifer was more than willing to toss Chris aside for him? This is all heresay, but it’s FUN!

Justin was last linked with his other “HJNTIY” co-star Drew Barrymore, and is still friends with her–which is always a good sign. I am not friends with any of my exes, I can tell you that much!

So what does everyone think of this new couple? I think it’s cute, especially because I like Justin Long.