Megan Fox Porn Imminent

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According to the crew of “Transformers,” Megan Fox is better off a porn star. In a scathing letter the “Loyal Transformers Crew” fired back at the actress, they call her “dumb as rock” and called her acting “cringe-able.”

“When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!”

The irate crew felt compelled to call out Fox after she equated Michael Bay to Hitler in an interview with Wonderland magazine. The infamous and respected director has many loyal friends in the biz and was a terrible move on her part to bite the hand that feeds her. Bay literally pulled her from the trailer park and put her career into motion, the letter points out.

“So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.”

The letter was posted to Michael Bay’s website, but has since been removed and the site temporarily down. The full letter is after the cut do to it’s length, but totally worth the read!

Egads. I guess she would be better off a porn star. She has the rare talent of screwing herself by opening her mouth.

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