Lying

Jesse James Issues an Apology

I scratch my head in confusion as to why these celebs turned sex maniacs feel the need to apologize to the world for being perverts. Jesse James is the latest to add his name to the list of men who can’t keep their naughty bits to themselves and has issued a public apology to Sandra Bullock.

The age old question of whether or not you can repair a relationship after infidelity is the theme this decade. Yesterday James’ mistress continued with the details on their debauchery by providing sexy texts she and Jesse exchanged. (Click HERE to see those). Being that Sandy is a very private person, someone thought it wise to have Jesse issue a public apology. –Oh, honey. No.-

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

This case isn’t nearly as bad as Tiger Woods’s Mistress Parade (completed with an Ambien float and proceeds going to a Distressed Nightclub Hostesses association). Recently one of his hooker/porn star/bar waitresses went public with some extremely scandalous texts in which he told her he wanted to “choke, slap, f**k, throw, pull hair, bite and pee on” her.

Regardless, the current story is that Bullock found out about his cheating through her publicist who got a mercy call from In Touch.

“In Touch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating,” a source at the magazine told me. “At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

By the end of the day Monday, Sandra had moved out of the mansion in California and pulled out of her London event to promote ‘The Blind Side,’ feeling blindsided herself.

My little no-heart is weeping for her, but honey child, you know Sandy isn’t curled up in the fetal position crying on the bathroom floor with a cookie dough mustache. She has memories of seeing Ryan Reynolds naked to be her Band-Aid, gobs of cash and the rest of her Oscar winning life to get on with. I hope she is past the sads and already on to perfecting her “This Bitch…” look.

Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use

Eight-time tennis grand slam winner Andre Agassi has admitted using crystal meth and lying to men’s governing body to escape a ban in the sport in his new memoir titled “Open.” People magazine and Sports Illustrated will run pieces this week from the book ahead of its November 9th release date, but a few details have already been leaked, such as being introduced to the drug by his then-assistant when he was having doubts about his upcoming marriage to Brooke Shields.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“Slim dumps a small pile of powder on the coffee table. He cuts it, snorts it. He cuts it again. I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I’ve just crossed,” Agassi, now 39, was quoted as saying. “There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.”

Agassi goes on to talk about a time in 1997 when he received a phone call from the doctor working for the ATP, informing him that he failed a drug test for the class 2 recreational drug which would have guaranteed him a 3-month ban. Thinking quickly, he came up with a lie saying he accidentally drank out of a glass spiked with the drug that belonged to his drug-addicted assistant.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“My name, my career, everything is now on the line. Whatever I’ve achieved, whatever I’ve worked for, might soon mean nothing. Days later I sit in a hard-backed chair, a legal pad in my lap, and write a letter to the ATP. It’s filled with lies interwoven with bits of truth,” Agassi said. “I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it,” Agassi recalls saying.

Interesting enough, the sports controlling body took his word for it and never made an investigation into Agassi or his claims. You can bet they will most likely now be pressed into the reasons why they accepted his explanation without questions. In addition to drug use, “Open” also talks about his hair loss, troubled marriage to Shields, and eventually meeting his current wife Steffi Graf. Uncool, Andre. Very uncool. I’m really disappointed that he would choose to sell out like this. If he really wanted to share the meth story to help people or whatever reason he gives, he didn’t have to do it in effort to make a profit. It’s trashy.

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