Apparently, no one can let Michael Jackson rest.

Now, the Sun is reporting that former child star and rarely heard from actor, Macaulay Caulkin is the father of Michael Jackson’s youngest son, Blanket.

Via Digital Spy:

“It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father. Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

Culkin is the Godfather of Michael’s two eldest children, Prince Michael and Paris.

Unfortunately, Culkin could not be reached to make a comment on these allegations. He was too busy doing nothing.

UPDATED: I take a day off and the kid from “Home Alone” decides to father Michael Jackson’s baby. Oy. It appears that The Sun jumped the shark on this story. TMZ got a hold of Culkin’s rep and they poo-pooed on the story…

Here’s a shocker — Macaulay Culkin’s press agent claims the actor is not the biological father of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket.

The ridiculous story, which first appeared in The Sun this morning — and everywhere else 5 minutes later — explained how Culkin donated the sperm to create Blanket.

“The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge.”

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