Miley Cyrus and David Archuleta will sitting on top of a giant float and lip synching at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Nothing says grateful like Miley and Archie singing about snow and the Jonas Brothers. Although I am sure Cyrus will try and keep her pent up disdain and not-so-secret adoration for the tween heartthrobs down to a minimum. Cause you know David will kill her with his Mother Teresa like glory. Let’s hope he rubs off on her.

They will be the highlight of the parade as other preformers currently slated are Darius Rucker (Hootie and the Blowfish guy), Jame Taylor, the Cheetah Girls and Trace Adkins. But of course, Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira and Al Roker will be there to narrate the event. Perhaps they will mention Miley’s fondness for toilet cleaning. The mini mogul told Tyra Banks that she used to work for a cleaning service.

“I can clean toilet bowls. I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses. I was, like, 11. I had one normal job, and I actually liked it.”

Eh…I plan to be passed out belly full of turkey Lean Cuisine and Irish Mist by the time the parade starts. Wait…does this mean Miley Cyrus nude photos will now be cc’d to Archie?

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