Don’t touch the Madge and don’t give her hydrangeas. Now I know what to line my nephew’s playpen with in order to repel her attempts at cradle robbing.
Madonna Rejected by Eminem – Rolling Stone Cover Photos
October 14, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Eminem has wisely refused to work with Madonna on any musical collaboration. In an interview for Rolling Stone, Madge admitted that she had attempted to work with Eminem, but he didn’t return the desire.
Per Rolling Stone:
“I wanted to work with Eminem. I don’t think he wanted to work with me. Maybe he’s shy.”
Madonna also revealed that she loves her some Lady Gaga and Justin Timberlake. Surprise. The rest of the interview is like an admission of Lohan’s love of lesbians and blow.
“On Lady GaGa: “I see myself in Lady Gaga. When I saw her, she didnt have a lot of money for her production. she’s got holes in her fishnets, and there’s mistakes everywhere. It was kind of a mess, but I can see that she has that IT Factor. It’s nice to see that at a raw stage”
On her biggest hits: “I’ve never been a good judge of what things are going to be huge or not. The songs that I think are the most retarded songs I’ve written, like “Cherish” and “Sorry”, a pretty big hit off my last album, end up being the biggest hits. “Into the Groove” is another song I feel retarded singing, but everybody seems to like it.”
On Justin Timberlake : “Justin is a brilliant songwriter. I mean, “What Goes Around…..Comes Around?” Brilliant. I thought it would be a challenge to work with him. He’s sort of a Cary Grant . I love him. I love working with him.”
Zzzzzz…I told ya.
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Russia Gags Madonna
May 7, 2009 By 1 Comment
The Material Girl is planning on giving 16 free concerts as part of her “Sticky & Sweet European Tour.” The tour is scheduled to kick off in London on July 4, with a schedule stop in Russia on August 2 at Palace Square, home of the State Hermitage Museum – that is, if Madonna can manage to behave herself. Hermitage Director Mikhail Piotrovsky has expressed his doubt whether Palace Square was a suitable place for the concert, and has requested that Madonna guarantee her concert would contain absolutely no swearing or blasphemy. Piotrovski is also forcing Madonna to sign an agreement that would keep her from playing music too loudly. In other words Madonna, don’t be yourself and act your age for once!
Per RIA Novosti:
“Hermitage Director Mikhail Piotrovsky signed the documentation allowing the concert by Madonna on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad (Palace Square). All requirements for holding concerts on Dvortsovaya Ploshchad have been met,” the promoter Planet Plus said.
Local authorities are said to be furious about the concert plans, branding the schedule event as a “natural disaster.” The St. Petersburg’s culture committee already gave Madonna the approval for the concert, which is expecting to bring in about 50,000 fans. The Hermitage Museum is one of the world’s largest and oldest exhibition facilities. Founded in 1764, it houses some of Russia’s most important works of art. Letting Madonna anywhere near a place like that just had disaster written all over it.
Russia doesn’t have nearly as much tolerance as the US or UK. If she gets up there and starts using “naughty” words she is likely to never come out… But maybe that would be for the best!
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Met Costume Gala Photos
May 5, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Ahhh yes, the Met Costume Gala…it’s known to be the Oscars of fashion. Celebs traipse a red carpet simply to be seen in their fiercest garb.
Of course this is the chance to bust out whatever trend you are trying to set. However, some failed miserably. Madonna and her constant need to be in the limelight was ridiculous. Instead of being the old trend setting Madge, she looked desperate for attention. Oh how the mighty fall. Rihanna also showed up in a Dolce and Gabbana suit that looked like it came from a bad 80’ rendition of “Cabaret.” I keep looking for Duckie to pop out with a keytar.
Kristen Dunst sober up long enough to present herself at the event as well. I really wish this girl would wear some form of a bra. I like the dress, but the saggy boobs issue is so distracting. She’s going to be tuck those puppies into her socks one day. It wasn’t all disasters. Anne Hathaway looked ravishing. The Olsen twins both looked on their game for once. Ashley wore a Christian Lacroix plunging cowl back dress while her sister, Mary Kate, wore a silver and grey Lacroix creation.
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Madonna: Whiskey for My Men, 10 Page List of Demands for My Horses
May 1, 2009 By 1 Comment
I’ll admit. Madonna flat out scares me. Old people in general freak me out. They are like children…ok from a reasonable distance. So it doesn’t surprise me when the Hamptons did welcome granny and her 10 page list of demands with open arms.
Per Page Six:
“A couple of weekends ago, Madonna, who recently signed a contract for a townhouse on East 81st Street, stayed at the beautiful Wolffer Estate Vineyards in Sagaponack. But our sources report she wasn’t interested in buying the 12,000-square-foot, Tuscan-style villa and 100 acres, which have been on the market since the winery’s well-liked founder, Christian Wolffer, died in a freak boating accident in Brazil on New Year’s Eve — she just wanted to board her horses at the winery’s stables.
Madonna then presented the estate with a 10-page list of demands, according to our source. Among the stipulations were that “no one could be in the riding ring at the same time she was. It was laughable. They turned her down flat.”
Even her horses are the epitome of ego and high maintenance. Those ponies probably have it better than most of us. I bet they get to eat gold and ride other flying ponies while having their hooves done by monks who have taken an oath to Countness Crotchula.
Models Aren’t Playing Nice with Jesus
April 28, 2009 By 1 Comment
Now that Madonna has been rejected as a suitable mother for Mercy James, she has invited Jesus back to her lair. Of course he obliged being that no one is stupid enough to pass up a free meal ticket.
Madge is calling in some favors and asking designer pals to hire Luz. Of course they also obliged because she is freaking Madonna. Recently Marc Jacobs pulled strings and even wrote him a letter of recommendation to stay in the country. Dolce and Gabbana have also hired him for their fall-winter men’s campaign. Donatella Versace is entertaining his involvement with in a campaign.
This all isn’t sitting well with all of the other male models. I am sure they laugh and call him names and exclude him from all their model games.
Via Gatecrasher:
“Madonna’s sometime-boy-toy got straight-up dissed by the other male catwalkers as he prepped for the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week at Espace. Says one backstage source: “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”
Even his friends are sick of Jesus. They sat him down and told him he acting like a diva and needs to sit down.
“He has a big, swollen head,” says a Madonna camp pal. “Jesus was trying to charge 100K per appearance in Brazil. Friends finally sat him down and told him to get real and to stop thinking he’s the male answer to Gisele, because he isn’t.”
Those are some great friends.
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Madonna’s Malawi Adoption Rejected
April 3, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Madonna was told today that her bid to adopt 3 year old Chifundo James, translated to Mercy James, has been rejected by Malawi High Court Judge Esme Chombo. It seems residency requirement is keeping Madge from taking home Mercy. Prospective adoptive parents are required to spend 18-24 months in Malawi before being able to go forward with an adoption. Obviously, Madonna has not spent that kind of time there. A judge denied the adoption stating several reasons for the
Per BBC:
“I must decline to grant the application for the adoption of the infant. By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children, the courts by their pronouncements could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individuals. It is evident that Chifundo James no longer is subject to the conditions of poverty at her place of birth.”
Following five days of hearings, Judge Chombo made her official ruling. According to a witness, the judge said during the ruling that social workers need to look for more than “someone who just flies in and out” when looking for a fitting family. Madonna was not present at the ruling but was later told by her lawyer.
The Material Girl has been in Malawi for nearly a week with her three other children awaiting word on adopting Mercy. Her Malawian lawyer, Alan Chinula, has reportedly been working for the past 18 months to skirt the 18-24 month residency requirements. Madge even threw a party before the ruling on her application was made. Her lawyer says Madonna plans to appeal the decision.
I don’t see Madge giving up so easily. She has homes in New York and London… who’s to say she won’t set up a home in Malawi until her adoption request is finally granted?
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Madonna and Naked Jesus in W Magazine
February 10, 2009 By 2 Comments
It’s not a dirty as it sounds, but it is as gross as it sounds.
Madonna and her latest toy, model Jesus Luz. W Magazine captured images of the two doing yucky memaw stuff like smoking while wearing gloves and playing canasta. Included in the spread is a nude of Jesus. The 50 year old Madge is desperately trying to prove she is still hip, youthful and vibrant.
Via Hollywood Rag Per W Magazine:
A source close to the star said: “She is seeing where it goes. She loves showing that she can still get the youngest, hottest thing out there.”
Word is that thanks to Madonna he has landed a new modeling agency and raised his fees to just over $100,000 from $225. The photo above pretty much sums it up. He’s probably thinking. “Dear God I hope this is worth it. It has fangs and is covered in glitter.” Meanwhile she is all… “These aren’t menthol!”
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Madonna Before Photoshop – Photo
January 20, 2009 By Leave a Comment
You either love Madonna or hate her. Personally I once loved Madge and her fashion forward straight up smut hound ways. Now she just tries to hard and instead of being a classy ho has taken the path of desperate granny circa Linda Hogan. These pre-photoshopped, airbrushed outtakes from her “Hard Candy” days will give you nightmares and I think I might have caught herpes just looking these.
You cannot deny that she looks pretty good for a 50 year old, but in every photo she is trying to be a 2o something. It’s just sad.
What Others Said:
Dlisted - “These pictures really just make me want to hand Vadge a big bowl of caramel squares and tell her that getting old is okay and can be fun. I mean, soon she’ll get a discount at the movie theaters! Becoming a memaw has its perks
The Inquisitir – “I wish she’d just hang up the leotard and move on.”
Images Via: Hard Candy
