Robert Pattinson Got Drunk and Proposed to Kristen Stewart

I may or may not have done this several times. I typically get trashed and propose to street lamps, the guy at the liquor store (or ‘The place where the Lord of the Booze lives”) and several bartenders.

Robert Pattinson was spilling his tender little feelings. He talked about how fantastic his “Twilight” costar is and how he has squishy feelings for Kristen Stewart to J-14.

Per J-14 Print Edition:

The actor even revealed he once proposed to her even though he can’t remember when it happened.

“She’s basically the reason I did the film. I can’t even remember when this happened, but Kristen is like ‘Yeah, you did.’ Kristen is amazing, and your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number. But then I forced myself to remember that 90 percent of what you do on screen is acting and make things up.”

We’ve all been there. But seriously. These two need to hump and get over it already.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Naughty Photo Surfaces

Our good friends over at Gossip Teen found a photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in bed together. These two have been rumored to have had a long secret relationship, but KStew has been in a long term relationship for nearly 4 years. Sparklepants is also said to be maintaining another ‘secret relationship’ with another of his “Twilight“ costars, Nikki Reed.

A few blind items floating around claim that he and his onscreen sister (Reed plays Rosalie) have kept their dating on down low to keep their love from translating into the film. Yet another Pattinson dating rumor states that he is after Joe Jonas’ lady friend, Camilla Belle. She recently named drop him in an interview (click here for that story).

Photoshopped or not? Me…I thinks it’s obviously shopped. I have only had three Irish coffees so my judgment is still intact. Obviously the creator was being hopeful.

UPDATE: As many have mentioned there is an original floating around there in which it was a pic taken with a fan. I am after it now. Here is one of the photos that Robert’s face was clearly taken from. Thanks to Shads and Megan. A fan was lucky enough to grab a photo for the sought after actor and shared it with Perez.

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Jennifer Aniston Drunk for GQ Cover

While on “The ViewJennifer Aniston talked more about her GQ nakedness. Yawn. [Click Here to See the Jennifer Aniston GQ Photos]

Walters: It is Jennifer Aniston as you have not seen her before. What happened to the girl next door from “Friends”?
Aniston: Where… Photoshopped – she’s there.
Walters: Are you trying to project a somewhat different image?
Aniston: [referring to GQ] Let’s put this [magazine] down. This had a whole concept. There was going to be different stages of undress… me in a gown, and then men in a tuxedo and all of a sudden I would be wearing the man’s shirt. In the next shot he’d have no shirt and then, they were supposed to get naked. I don’t know what happened.
Behar: Were you drinking or smoking?
Aniston: They got me bombed. It was a Danny Devito moment.

If that set blew up that very moment and only Whoopi Goldberg survived…it would be the best Christmas present ever. Aniston joked about the shoot and how it was photoshopped and she was drunk during the shoot. Even if it was legit and she was hammered for the shoot I would still feel bad for the photographer. She strikes me as a crier. One of those girls that has two cosmos and is singing Nelly Furtado songs, but suddenly starts crying about her eggs drying up and her boyfriend loosing his job at Best Buy.

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Robert Pattinson Girlfriends – Camilla Belle, Nikki Reed, Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson is a straight up slut! I suddenly find him more my type.

Anyway, Robert has been entertaining the current girlfriend of Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas, along with his “Twilight” costars. Pattinson was most recently seen box shopping with Nikki Reed. He also confessed he has a crush on Kristen Stewart and now rumors that he is after Camilla Belle again have surfaced.

Us Weekly reports:

“Robert was in Europe promoting Twilight and he called her to tell her he was thinking of her.” The source reported “Camilla was thrilled! Robert is trying to keep her interested. And it’s definitely working.”

Then Life and Style claims:

“Nikki and Robert are just friends presently, but there is definitely a past — and possibly a future,” reveals the pal. “The problem is that Robert seems obsessed with Kristen.”

So who is the object of Robert Pattinson’s affection? Hard to tell. I am going to put my money on Camilla. Reed and Stewart have been photographed getting friend with each other and even holding hands. But Kristen has a long term boyfriend.

So, to sum it up kids….it is one big circle jerk on the “Twilight” set.

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