Crystal Harris is riding her 15 minutes of fame on the FEEL SOWWY FOR ME AND BUY MY UPCOMING ALBUM! Tour. She cried professional trick tears of sadness mourning the loss of her free ride.
Johnny Depp is a Unicorn
January 19, 2010 By 1 Comment
Says GQ magazine:
“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn—a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric. Usually guys try to fit in; they don’t want to get criticized. At any red-carpet event, there are going to be guys who look spiffy in their Prada or Armani tuxedos, but you wait for Johnny Depp, because he’s always going to look super-groovy and unconventional. He wears great man jewelry. He doesn’t shy away from color. He’s always peeking through his amazing hair. It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp’s lying in a ditch—he’s always going to look incredible.”
True. Really there is no news value and this is simply gratuitous. Enjoy Johnny Depp shirtless on the cover of GQ!
Jennifer Lopez Robbed of an Oscar
January 6, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Jennifer Lopez has gone loco y’all. She is under the impression that the Latin version of Glitter deserved to win an Oscar. Why? Because it would have been “so dope” if she could have accepted her award while popping out her twins.
Per Latina Mag:
“I feel like I had that [Oscar worthy role] in “El Cantante,” but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great. Well, it is a little bit frustrating. It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later.
I was sitting there with my twins—I couldn’t have been happier—but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ But we joked about it. It’s all good. Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”
While I am out of the loop with what kids are saying these days, I am pretty sure people don’t say “dope” any more. (I credit my fondness for making children cry as my downfall in the current hot lingo department.) Regardless, unless you were the poster child for the 1987 ‘Just Say No’ program…you probably shouldn’t say dope. Too bad for J.Lo. If the Oscar panel would have been higher than Lindsay Lohan in a blow factory she might have actually had a chance at an award.
So, in summary…Nancy Reagan robbed Lopez of an Oscar.
Robert Pattinson Says He’s Single
December 9, 2009 By 7 Comments
Despite all of the rumors, the inside accounts, and the pictures suggesting Robert Pattinson is dating his “Twilight” leading lady Kristen Stewart, he denies it’s true! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard it before. But this time he insists its true in an interview with Italian Vanity Fair!
Per Examiner:
“I am single… almost everything that came out about my private life is false.”
Last month, witnesses swore Robert and Kristen were spotted around NYC together. There’s also been countless magazine covers suggesting marriage in the future, house-hunting, and the many break-ups and make-ups between him and Stewart. Should we believe them, or the man himself? Pattinson claims much of the reporting on his life is based on speculation, because there is simply nothing else to talk about.
“I think it happens because, really, there is not much to say about what I’m doing,” Pattinson said. “While I am filming, I live practically [like a] recluse in [a] hotel. I come out only to work, and sometimes to go out for dinner. But, if you read the magazines, it seems that I have a frantic high life.”
Robs single? I believe that like I believe Lindsay Lohan has quit the nose candy. Come on, Rob. You don’t hold a girls hand and take her on a shopping spree at a vintage clothing store if there’s nothing going on there.
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Fergie’s SNL Back Stage Hissy Fit
November 16, 2009 By 1 Comment
[Black Eye Peas Perform on SNL – Video]
Its been a horrible couple of weeks for Fergie — First, accusations arise from a stripper claiming she slept with the singers husband. Then, her face is being plastered all over various magazine covers, but not in a good way, with headlines reading “Fergie Betrayed” and “Rocked By Scandal” due to the accusations. But this weekend while taking a break from her real life to perform on “Saturday Night Live” she was all but smacked in the face by both the accusations and the magazine covers all over again, when she spied the latest copies of “People” magazine featuring the stories about her husband Josh Duhamel’s‘ reported fling. And she was none to pleased about it!
Per Sun Times:
Fergie, on the show as the musical guest with her Black Eyed Peas, threw “a mini-hissy fit,” said a backstage spy, who added the singer ”looked like s—” and ”was in a big funk,” due to all those troubled marriage tales.
Can’t say I blame her for the hissy fit! I would have made a mini-bonfire backstage on the producers desk with those magazine covers, while dancing around the flame in my underwear and chanting ‘you suck!’ over and over to the person who didn’t have enough decency and common sense to remove the magazines before my arrival!
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***More Videos of the Black Eyed Peas on SNL After the Cut. Click “Read More…” to See Them.
Johnny Depp Sexier Than Robert Pattinson?
October 22, 2009 By 2 Comments
Esquire Magazine has released their ‘Sexiest Stars’ of all time and topping the list for the males this year is not who you think.
It seems that the folks over at Empire have a thing for pirates and not vampires like the rest of the lust-filled world. Johnny Depp took the top spot leaving poor Robert Pattinson in the sloppy seconds position.
Calm down Twi-Hards!!! I know you’re launching your boycott of Esquire as we speak, but it’s OK. You’ll get your Sparklepants fill in four short weeks.
Via The Examiner:
“Johnny Depp was paired with Megan Fox at the top of Empire magazine’s ‘Sexiest’ poll, Fox beating out Jolie for the female category and Depp taking over Pattinson for #1 sexiest male.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean star was no match for sexy R.Patz, who settled in at second place over Robert Downey, Jr.“
Honestly? Megan Fox over Angelina Jolie? Over Angela Lansbury for that matter? She’s made like three compeltely terrible movies. And Robert Downy Jr. over Brad Pitt? Of all time?!? Am I the only person who remembers what Iron Man looked like in the 1980′s?
Note by The Dame: Yes Twihards. I know the photo of Robert shirtless is a photoshopped creation, but I figured I would post it for funsies.
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Marge Simpson Playboy Cover – See it Here!
October 9, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Hows this for your ‘wtf’ item of the day! E! Online reporter Marc Malkin confirmed that Marge Simpson, the iconic blue bee-hived cartoon TV mom of Bart, will appear naked on the November cover of Playboy magazine and will be featured in a special three-page spread. Ay Caramba! Marge isn’t going to pull any of that Heidi Montag stuff either by covering up the goods – Marge is going all the way! The November issue will also include an in-depth interview, all part of the 20th anniversary celebration for “The Simpsons.” Hugh Hefner had mentioned a while back on his Twitter page about a possible Marge-Playboy pairing.
Per Hugh Hefners’ Twitter:
“Marge Simpson has a surprise for her fans in the November issue of Playboy.”
Who knew he wasn’t joking? She’s been scantily clad on the Simpsons before, so this really isn’t too big of a jump. I doubt it if Marge will even need a little help from photoshop. Now be honest, Damers: Who here isn’t the least big curious and will pick up Marge’s Playboy debut once it hits newsstands?
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Megan Fox Takes Credit for ‘Making’ Olivia Wild
June 15, 2009 By Leave a Comment
I am sure this was just the “mountain wine” talking, but Megan Fox pretty much takes credit for making Olivia Wild hot and relevant.
While speaking with Nova 100 (a radio show filled with sexy accents) she was asked about her lesbian tendencies and Olivia Wild.
“Nova 100: Who is Olivia Wild?
Megan Fox: You know. I like to think that I made her because I did a GQ, I did GQ U.S. issue last year and in it I talked about, you know they were asking me about everyone obsessed about me being a lesbian or whatever. And I was talking about how outrageously attractive I find her. She’s gives a lesbian vibe. She’s married, but I am trying to snake my way in there.”
Who doesn’t know 13 from “House” or Alex from the “O.C.” or Jenny from the “Black Donnelly’s”?
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Megan Fox Demands Pot to be Legalized NOW
June 5, 2009 By 1 Comment
After showing up at the MTV Movie Awards doing her best impression of an oil slick, “Transformers” actress Megan Fox is now joining the ranks of other Hollywood types by declaring her love for marijuana.
While doing an interview for British GQ Magazine, Fox admitted her adoration for the drug and her wish for its potential legalization.
Via StyleCrave:
“I can’t tell you how much bulls**t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.”
You’re right Megan. It’s not a hippy-thing to do, it’s more of a “Someone who thinks weed will be sold in packs,” kind of thing to do.
Fox however, will not have to worry about her remarks offending everyone. Celebstoner will now likely add her going to the ranks of Top Celebstoners along side Seth Rogan, Cheech Marin and Kristen Stewart.
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Split, Jolie Steals From Oprah
June 4, 2009 By 1 Comment
It’s Thursday kittens and you know what that means: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly breaking up…again? Still? I can’t keep track anymore. And furthermore, I no longer care.
This time it’s the tabloid powerhouse “The National Enquirer” that is reporting the two will “officially” announce that they are separating.
This news comes on the cusp of St. Angelina ousting the Mighty Oprah from the coveted number one spot on “Forbes Celebrity 100” list. Angelina will soon learn that you never, ever cross the Mighty O. However, before the Brangelunatics start pelting me with pictures of Shiloh, I need to add that reps for both stars are vehemently denying that the two are splitting.
Via US Weekly:
“A source tells the newest issue of Us Weekly: ‘They have their fights and moments, but generally things are good. They are happy — and Brad loves being a father!’ Adds Jolie’s manager to Us: ‘Not true at all.’”
These two seem to be throwing the break up rumor out there to maintain relevance; that way the don’t end up eating bugs with Spencer and Heidi on “I’m a Famewhore…Get Me Free Press.”
However, Jolie eating a tarantula with Lou Diamond Phillips would be priceless.
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