Kellen Lutz The New Face Of Calvin Klein

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Now this is the type of news to start my day off right! “Twilight” star Kellan Lutz has reportedly signed a new deal to model for designer Calvin Klein and will be featured in a very familiar ad campaign.

Per Fox News:

“He’s going to be their new Mark Wahlberg,” says a fashion insider. “Kellan has been signed for a huge campaign that will feature him in his skivvies all over billboards and in magazines. The executives have a plan to mode the ads very similar to the famous Mark Wahlberg campaign in the 90s. They want to recreate the look of the hugely successful ads, and who is better than Kellan Lutz to fill out little underwear?” “

For you kittens not old enough to remember, in 1992 Wahlberg created quite the moment when his advertising campaign shot by Herb Ritts became one of the most talked-about series of photos in years. Lutz started out as a model for Abercrombie & Fitch before pursuing a career in acting and becoming a part of the “Twilight” series. He has revealed he works out and diets daily to look the part of vampire Emmett Cullen in the franchise. In addition to lifting weights, Lutz does lots of isometric exercises, such as push-ups and crunches, and swims as often as possible. Looks like Marky Mark finally has a worthy stomach-muscled successor. I definitely think they have the right man for the job!

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No One Wants to Buy Gisele Bundchen

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Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar each had their worst selling issues when they featured Gisele Bundchen on their covers. Both magazines suffered a huge dip in single sales and were the worst of the year. Vanity Fair took a huge hit after featuring Bundchen on the cover. A wimpy 280,000 copies were bought which was the lowest sale for the magazine in 2 years. It come as a bit of surprise to the editors. In September of 2007 Gisele was in the top 3 best selling issues for the year.

Per Observer:

“It might be that she’s losing her looks,” quipped Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak.

Ouch. Bitter must be the new black.

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Kim Kardashian Pre-Airbrushed Photos

Here’s some more pre-photoshopped celebrity fun kids.

Kim Kardashian was featured in an issue of Complex magazine. The site has a gallery of their photographic conquests on their site. A pre-airbrushed photo of Kim was shown on the site. Must have been an accident by an intern or the new guy. They soon discovered the pic and took it down. It was later replaced with the altered image, but not before Animal discovered it.

This one isn’t completely awful. Everyone gets airbrushed including the wicked witch of the B-List, Jessica Alba. You can see that photoshopped glory by clicking HERE. So Kim has thunder thighs, at least she isn’t crapping out 8 kids for 15 minutes of fame. It could always be worse.

Ok, ok, so it’s no secret that I have a guilty pleasure of Kardashian nuttery. It’s like a deliciously ridiculous version of the Brady Bunch. Instead of a Marsha there is Kim and instead of a loveable maid they have my personal favorite…Khloe Kardashian. She might, just might be able to drink me under the table and uses the f-word as a noun, adjective and verb. That and she seems like the type who’d have your back if you ran into your ex with his new ho at a restaurant. I picture it something to the effect of: “What? He’s sitting there with Tiffany? Big deal. WTF kinda stipper name is that anyway. Her name might as well be Candy Pants or Spreads Like Warm Butter. Besides, he’d still be working the night shift at KFC if it weren‘t for you. So sit your jiggly down and quit biting your nails. Now, let’s get some dim sum and mojitos.”

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Robert Pattinson Got Drunk and Proposed to Kristen Stewart

I may or may not have done this several times. I typically get trashed and propose to street lamps, the guy at the liquor store (or ‘The place where the Lord of the Booze lives”) and several bartenders.

Robert Pattinson was spilling his tender little feelings. He talked about how fantastic his “Twilight” costar is and how he has squishy feelings for Kristen Stewart to J-14.

Per J-14 Print Edition:

The actor even revealed he once proposed to her even though he can’t remember when it happened.

“She’s basically the reason I did the film. I can’t even remember when this happened, but Kristen is like ‘Yeah, you did.’ Kristen is amazing, and your first impulse is to ask her for her phone number. But then I forced myself to remember that 90 percent of what you do on screen is acting and make things up.”

We’ve all been there. But seriously. These two need to hump and get over it already.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Naughty Photo Surfaces

Our good friends over at Gossip Teen found a photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in bed together. These two have been rumored to have had a long secret relationship, but KStew has been in a long term relationship for nearly 4 years. Sparklepants is also said to be maintaining another ‘secret relationship’ with another of his “Twilight“ costars, Nikki Reed.

A few blind items floating around claim that he and his onscreen sister (Reed plays Rosalie) have kept their dating on down low to keep their love from translating into the film. Yet another Pattinson dating rumor states that he is after Joe Jonas’ lady friend, Camilla Belle. She recently named drop him in an interview (click here for that story).

Photoshopped or not? Me…I thinks it’s obviously shopped. I have only had three Irish coffees so my judgment is still intact. Obviously the creator was being hopeful.

UPDATE: As many have mentioned there is an original floating around there in which it was a pic taken with a fan. I am after it now. Here is one of the photos that Robert’s face was clearly taken from. Thanks to Shads and Megan. A fan was lucky enough to grab a photo for the sought after actor and shared it with Perez.

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Robert Pattinson Girlfriends – Camilla Belle, Nikki Reed, Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson is a straight up slut! I suddenly find him more my type.

Anyway, Robert has been entertaining the current girlfriend of Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas, along with his “Twilight” costars. Pattinson was most recently seen box shopping with Nikki Reed. He also confessed he has a crush on Kristen Stewart and now rumors that he is after Camilla Belle again have surfaced.

Us Weekly reports:

“Robert was in Europe promoting Twilight and he called her to tell her he was thinking of her.” The source reported “Camilla was thrilled! Robert is trying to keep her interested. And it’s definitely working.”

Then Life and Style claims:

“Nikki and Robert are just friends presently, but there is definitely a past — and possibly a future,” reveals the pal. “The problem is that Robert seems obsessed with Kristen.”

So who is the object of Robert Pattinson’s affection? Hard to tell. I am going to put my money on Camilla. Reed and Stewart have been photographed getting friend with each other and even holding hands. But Kristen has a long term boyfriend.

So, to sum it up kids….it is one big circle jerk on the “Twilight” set.

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