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Someone (i.e. Brandi doing a fake British accent while talking through a handkerchief on a prepaid phone) shared a tale of Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler kissing passionately in public in Malibu. Life and Style insists that fellow beach goers were all treated to a scene of Brandi and The Butler pre-coital PDA last weekend.
I tried to word the title about 10 different ways, but this coupling will always trip my ICKY reflex.
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were reportedly dry humping during the White House Correspondence Dinner on Saturday night. Page Six said Scarlett was sitting on Penn’s lap like an Atlantic City trick trying to get some random big winner named Big Doc to buy her a lobster dinner. Us Weekly goes a step further and reported that they were enjoying an “intense” make out session during dinner before taking it outside.
Here are some more ‘Eclipse’ movie stills for your Twilight pleasure. Stills from Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) bed scene along with a fresh photo of Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria have arrived. You can check out the first Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie stills by clicking HERE.
Nothing like Robert Pattinson boob grazing Kristen Stewart to make you feel all lovey on Valentine’s Day. You can also click HERE for Pattinson’s Details Magazine Interview and Nude Pics!
UPDATE: Sorry guys, Summit requested that I removed the pics. =(
Katy Perry was caught making out with Russell Brand after the MTV VMAs Sunday night, so I guess she likes kissing boys too! Perry was spotted sucking face with MTV Video Music Awards host at Lady Gaga’s VMAs afterparty, after the British sex-hound joked onstage that he had the hots for her.
Per NY Post:
“They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn’t look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself.”
She was probably just a little tipsy and his way of picking up women is to talk about them onstage. Perry was also rumored to have hooked up with John Mayer over the beginning of the weekend, locking lips with Mayer at Golds Bar. But what about her boyfriend, Travis McCoy? The thing we heard about Katy Perry’s love life was that she was reunited with her longterm boyfriend of the band Gym Class Heroes. Trouble in paradise already? Boy – Perry sure does get around! Is it time to mail a bio-hazard for her yet?
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Jessica Biel’s meal ticket just ran out. That is, if you believe Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.
That’s right. Apparently, Justin Timberlake had one too many shots of Patron last night at NYC’s Avenue nightclub and, after dancing on his booth, made out with a lucky club goer.
Via Poison Ivy:
“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat. Only problem is, JT is still together with Jessica Biel!”
Is it me, or is that brunette Cisco Adler?!?
Timberlake’s secret would have been safe had he chosen a bar with a dress code. It seems Avenue lets anyone in which means Lindsay Lohan was there…with her iPhone…logged on to her Twitter account.
Around 3:00 AM, Lohan tweeted the following:
“…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”
She’s really deep. So deep, I need boots.
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The marketing strategists at Calvin Klein have come a long way from featuring Marky Mark in his underwear. Now the design house is coming under heat this week for a “provocative” billboard the company is using to peddle jeans.
The billboard, which is on display in the SoHo neighborhood of New York City, features a young-looking topless female model lying chest-to-bare chest with a male model that has his hand in her pants. She, of course, is kissing a second male model while another one watches from the floor below.
I am not too sure what all the hub-bub is surrounding that situation as I often find myself in the same situation at the Dame’s Christmas parties and company picnics. However, some New Yorkers are in an uproar.
“’It’s borderline pornographic’, said neighborhood resident Lisa Marchese, 36, a marketing specialist. ‘They all look so young, particularly the girl. And to portray them in a threesome – it’s just taking it too far.’”
Please note that these comments are being made by a person who is living in a city where I once witnessed a foursome on the street involving a woman, a drag queen, a midget and some kind of exotic animal. And it was noon on a Tuesday.
So what do you think kittens? Has Calvin taken it too far this time?
Lindsay Lohan is back on the meat market. The starlet who went lipstick lesbian for Samantha Ronson has returned to dating men. Since Lohan and Ronson ended their tumultuous relationship she has been out partying and on the prowl.
The night after being dumped by the DJ she reportedly went on a vodka binge. This is typically a normal night for her, but according to sources Lindsay is on the prowl for men. In particular she went after Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo is synonymous with being extremely private so I can’t help but think the following may be a bunch of hooey. The rehab princess ran into DiCaprio at MyHouse (club not Casa de la Cara for all of those unfamiliar with the L.A. joint). A spy at The Sun spun a story that I think came from Lohan’s fantasy diary.
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents. My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
In order for this to be remotely true, Leo would have to been higher than a kite and told it wasn’t really Lohan, it was Heidi Klum dressed up as a blow whore for Halloween and if he nailed her it would cease the effects of global warming and save the lives of thousands of kittens. The only bit about this story that I’d consider believing is that she was at a bar and trolling for sausage.
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Natalie Portman’s no-no is continuing it’s reign of terror. She was originally rumored to be wooing “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson. Then Portman and Sean Penn were reportedly making out at Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar. Sean is still married to Robin Wright Penn, but that apparently didn’t stop the two from swapping saliva after their business meeting with Dustin Lance Black. This was all followed by a rumor that she and Ryan Gosling were hooking up after meeting at Bardot in LA.
Now Natalie has got her eyes on Brad Pitt. She personally asked him to play her love interest in a new film. Angelina Jolie lost her shiz and started in with the oratorical fireworks
Via Backseat Cuddler Per Female First:
“Angelina had a massive fit and was shouting her head off. She accused Brad of flirting with Natalie. Angelina can’t help but feel threatened. Brad knows how jealous she gets but won’t stop saying how gorgeous and intelligent Natalie is. He keeps saying she is ‘cute as a button.’ “
Gee…what’s Jolie afraid of? Pitt would leave her for his leading lady? History does have a habit of repeating itself.
“Angelina worries about karma. It’s eating her up and we’re sure the cause of a lot of the rows is her not quite trusting Brad.”
Really Brad, “cute as a button” and “gorgeous” are stupid words to use to describe someone you might be having pretend sex with in the near future in front of your lady. When Angie asks what you think of another woman you always, always say: “Baby, she might as well have a 3rd eye and limp because she doesn’t hold a candle to you.”
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It’s been obvious, to me anyway, that John Mayer is queerer than a $3 bill. He has been obsessed with Perez Hilton and won’t shut up about his conquest. There was a huge debacle in which Perez claimed John made out with him. Mayer denied that shiz as he was dating Jessica Simpson at the time.
However, on John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride on his Mayercraft Cruise he confirmed that he did in fact make out with Perez.
“You’re damn right I made out with him. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday,” Mayer explained. “I can’t take it. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will fu** you in the ass to shut you up.”
How nice. Good for you. For awhile I thought you were really that big of an a-hole. Turns out you were just a bitchy queen struggling with your sexuality. I mean, it was obvious that Jennifer Aniston was your beard, but this makes you slightly more tolerable. Toot toot sailor!
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I must begin this post with a warning: those with weak stomachs my want to skip this write-up altogether. Actress Evan Rachel Wood, 21, was spotted in a hot and heavy lip-lock with her on-screen father Mickey Rourke, 56, following an after party of the SAG Awards Sunday evening. Barf.
As if she didn’t creep me out enough during the time she spent making out with Marilyn Manson (the two split in December), Wood has now taken the disgusting-train to Repulsive-ville by getting-it-on with Rourke, who spent time playing her dad in the movie, “The Wrestler”.
Via Fox News:
“The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. According to Pop Tarts spies, the actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.”
I’m sorry. I need a moment to rinse out my mouth. Thank you.
Rumors that the two hooked-up during filming of “The Wrestler” have been spreading like Pam Anderson’s legs at a photo shoot, but Wood maintains that the two are “just friends.” Note to my friends: don’t expect me to start open-mouth kissing you anytime soon just because celebrities are doing it. Especially my friends that are much older and significantly creepy.
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Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
