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After John Galliano got Lindsay Lohan drunk and became a belligerent mess on an anti-Semite tirade circa Mel Gibson, he was fired from Dior. (Here is where I point out the Kate Moss used her nose as a cocaine Dirt Devil and eventually got to keep her job.) A replacement for the flat ironed Hitler fan is still in the works, but Marc Jacobs is said to be winning that race.
Marc Jacobs will soon have himself a blushing bride. Lorenzo Martone is the lucky man to win the heart of the Louis Vuitton designer. They are planning to wed despite the Prop 8 war currently overtaking California. The couple went public with their rings and wedding plans in March and Marc is now antsy for children.
“My husband-to-be and I will be buying a house together. And he and I want children. And we are very much in love. One other thing I can tell you is, I won’t wear white.”
I can just picture these two picking out babies like they are couches or drapes.
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Now that Madonna has been rejected as a suitable mother for Mercy James, she has invited Jesus back to her lair. Of course he obliged being that no one is stupid enough to pass up a free meal ticket.
Madge is calling in some favors and asking designer pals to hire Luz. Of course they also obliged because she is freaking Madonna. Recently Marc Jacobs pulled strings and even wrote him a letter of recommendation to stay in the country. Dolce and Gabbana have also hired him for their fall-winter men’s campaign. Donatella Versace is entertaining his involvement with in a campaign.
This all isn’t sitting well with all of the other male models. I am sure they laugh and call him names and exclude him from all their model games.
Via Gatecrasher:
“Madonna’s sometime-boy-toy got straight-up dissed by the other male catwalkers as he prepped for the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week at Espace. Says one backstage source: “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”
Even his friends are sick of Jesus. They sat him down and told him he acting like a diva and needs to sit down.
“He has a big, swollen head,” says a Madonna camp pal. “Jesus was trying to charge 100K per appearance in Brazil. Friends finally sat him down and told him to get real and to stop thinking he’s the male answer to Gisele, because he isn’t.”
Those are some great friends.
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Lorenzo Martone is the lucky winner of the bi-curious Marc Jacobs’ heart. Martone is the ad exec for Jacobs and his future husband. They always say not to dip your pen in the office ink, but when you are rich and willing to shill horrendous red sneakers with Kanye West my guess is rules don’t apply.
Via WWD:
“The designer and his ad executive boyfriend, who have been together for about a year, will go public with the news beginning Thursday, when they arrive in Brazil wearing
rings.”
There is no word on the wedding date, but I envision Marc as a spring bride. Kilts are also involved, but that is just my assumption.
What Others Said:
Dlisted – “I will raise my mug of Sanka to these two and their stubble beards this morning.”
Jossip – “Hey, maybe they were just giving Jason Preston enough time to buy a box of tissues, a pint of Chunky Monkey, and a pirated DVD of He’s Just Not That Into You.”
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Kanye West is hitting back angrily over reports and and at internet hackers trying to up his online presence by hacking his personal Web and e-mail accounts, including a fake “Twitter” account, and spreading the rumor that he’s signed up to appear in a bisexual porn film. The fake “Twitter” account resulted in a feud between him and US TV host Stephen Colbert.
Per NME via KanyeUniverseCity.com
“Why won’t you let me be great? I read some shit claiming I said I’m down to do porn and some bisexual porn! First people believed the Twitter/Steven Colbert thing. Now somebody has been hacking into my MySpace and somebody’s actually hacked into my personal Gmail account and has been e-mailing people from it. Hey world, I no longer have Gmail! I found out I had 12 unautharised Skype accounts under my name! It’s not official. I just gave the performance of my life for our new President… please I beg you, give me a break! Please! Let me be great! Who have I hurt so bad that they want to destroy me? Who have I ever spoke about so negatively? I was just speaking to our new President two days ago. Never take a picture from my Obama performance and put it next to a quote like that [on a false blog]! That’s in poor taste! Look how fresh my suit is… ’nuff said.”
In the story, that circulated on numerous websites, including the the adult media network “AVN”, West supposedly said he was “open to doing porn”, adding “Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes”. However, “AVN” has since retracted the story and said the it had originated from an anonymous poster on “AllHipHop. The poster claimed to have obtained a series of quotes from an interview with West that the rapper did with journalist called David Watts. They also added that the quotes were found to be false after they were attributed to a magazine “which has never run any such interview with West and never employed a writer by the name of ‘David Watts’”. West, already disappointed at criticism, thrown at him by 50 Cent, he called for any potential hackers to “give me a break.” 50 Cent has been extremely outspoken of his dislike for West, made fun at his decision to sing on his latest album, and makes frequent statements on Kanye’s sexuality. 50 Cent has been outspoken in his criticism of West, poking fun at his decision to sing on his latest album.
Per Starpulse Via Bossip
“Just as a real human being, I can’t say that it doesn’t affect me. I was such a fan of 50. 50 is one of those rappers that I said was the end-all-be-all (sic) of what rap what supposed to be. Like, a true iconic rapper.” Admitting the verbal attacks have left him reeling, West goes on to say “For me, as a fan of him, I felt, like, if he said something negative and tried to make it like I’m negative, it’s almost like if a little kid walks up to you at the airport and is like, ‘Man, I love you so much,’ and then you spit on him. It’s like, ‘I don’t know if I love you as much as I used you,’ as you wipe the spit off your face. But you still play their music.”
Riiiiigggggght. So enough of that nonsense. Here is Kanye continuing the fug train with some awful red shoes inspired shoes. Now look at what he has done. He got Marc Jacobs all excited. As for the awful red shoes….Dorothy did it better so sit down Kanye. ‘Nuff said.’
Nothing like getting trashed in the presence of Mariah Carey and Marc Jacobs. Wait…maybe that is why she is drinking.
Beyonce was getting her party pants out for the New Year with her friends in St. Barts this week. Jay-Z was also sitting in the shadow of B looking like Steve Urkel’s alter ego, Stefan Urquelle.
I love that B is wearing one of those sweet New Year’s hats. Mimi wasn’t having it because it wasn’t encrusted in pink diamonds and didn’t shoot out glitter.
So this is how classy rich people do it? It’s really not all that different from my party. Replace the fancy glasses with plastic cups and add me trading shirts with my friend’s husband and it’s the same party. I kinda expected them to be swimming kiddie pools of cash and drinking gigantic bottles of Cristal as slaves drop grapes into their mouths.
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Some of the ads from Madonna’s leg of the Louis Vuitton campaign have surfaced. Two photos of her wearing the fugliest shoes at what appears to be a bistro are just a peek into the ads.
Marc Jacobs himself hunted down Madge for his advertising venture. He wanted to capture her energy and immediately sent word he was after her. A few minutes later the “Sticky and Sweet” songstress accepted his proposal.
Steven Meisel did the shoot that will be in magazines in February. As to whether the rumor that Madonna’s fee was around the $10 million marker…reps for the brand call the story “absurd.”
While the overabundance of ugly in these is bland, it is better than Marc Jacobs’ nakedness.
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This is overloading my sensitive fashion palate. Dear God! Put it away!
Marc Jacobs is assault my eyes with incorporating himself nude into an ad for Louis Vuitton. I am not sure what is more horrible. His tan lines, the fact some poor intern was forced to scribble all over his body or that his naughty bits are accosting those ugly handbags.
Madonna is being paid $10 million to be the new campaign front for Louis Vuitton. She has been schmoozing Marc Jacobs lately. She was “getting cozy” with him at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Currently Steven Meisel is said to be the photographer for the shoot. (He was the man responsible for the photos in her book “Sex” back in 1992.
Really? Madge’s face has become a ball of silly putty that has been left under the couch for a few months. Whatever. I am not shilling out the cash for this disaster waiting to happen.
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