Angelina Jolie Murder Attempt

National Enquirer is weaving tale of a psychotic Angelina Jolie. They are basing 90% of their claims on Andrew Morton’s tell-all book. (Click HERE to see the Angelina Jolie Bondage/nude photos that are in the book.)

The first point the rag hits is Angie’s mom… (It’s always a low blow to pick on someone’s mom. Unless it’s that walking sack of Applebee’s Mudslide, Dina Lohan.)

“The book also portrays Jolie’s beloved mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of ovarian cancer in 2007, as being manipulative and unstable, and rekindled Angelina’s lifelong fear of abandonment, said the insider.”

Reports that Angie is/was certifiably insane and hired someone to kill her followed the attack on her mother.

“Angelina was once so suicidal that she hired a hit man to kill her because she was too afraid to do it herself. But the would-be killer talked her out of it.”

Finally, they end with Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie’s cutting habit.

“Angelina’s first stay in a mental ward was in 2000, when she committed herself to the Neuropsychiatric Institute at UCLA Medical Center for three days shortly before marrying Oscar winner Billy Bob Thornton. Sources at the time said the then- 24-year-old actress – who regularly cut herself in her teens and 20s – was afraid that she might kill herself if she wasn’t treated.”

I am guessing Angie is hardly “upset” nor is Brad Pitt offended and clutching his pearls as he gasps with shock. Jolie has come with a buyer beware warning label since she licked on her brother and then humped Billy Bob.

Angelina Jolie Did NOT Sleep With Her Mothers Boyfriend

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Controversial biographer Andrew Morton has spoken out and denied recent reports that his latest book on Angelina Jolie’s life suggests that she slept with her mother Marcheline Bertrand’s then live in boyfriend. Although he claims the book will be a good read, he says no where in the book is the suggestion that Jolie did anything of the sort, reportedly destroying their mother/daughter relationship.

Per StarPulse:

Morton tells Life & Style magazine, “It’s about as true as I’m sitting on this horse.”

However, the author will not reveal what he’s gathered for his book about the actress. Morton has also penned exposes about Princess Diana and Tom Cruise. Given what she’s already done… making out with her brother, carrying around a vial of ex-husband Billy Bob Thortons‘ blood… sleeping with her mothers boyfriend really wouldn’t be that far fetched!

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Brad Pitt’s Angelina Jolie Marriage Ultimatum

The worlds most glamorous couple has everything going for them – except for one thing…. Marriage! A friend of the couples has revealed that Brad Pitt has issued Angelina Jolie an ultimatum – “Marry me, or its over!” Another source reveals that although Brad hopes to have more children with Angelina, he definitely wants to be married beforehand.

Per OK! Magazine:

“Their relationship is so out of kilter, he believes marriage is the only thing that will bring it back around, He needs to know Angie is really committed to him,” the friend says. “Becoming Mrs. Pitt would give him that answer.”

Why the sudden foot-down from Brad? Essentially its because he’s stressed out, pretty much acting like a single father while his Oscar winning flame is frantically pursuing film and humanitarian work. Brad is said to be feeling increasingly frustrated with the lack of time he is spending with Angelina. He is currently staying in New York’s Waldorf Astoria hotel with the children to be closer to Angelina, who is filming new spy movie “Salt” in the city. It was recently reported Brad had pleaded with Angelina to attend couples’ counseling in a desperate bid to save their relationship. Angelina is said to have agreed, but only after seeking the advice of her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.

If you believe the source claiming these statements, then expect a Brangelina wedding sometime soon in the future, with the couple having an intimate family wedding in New Orleans. In homage to her late mom, Marcheline Bertrand, Angelina will wear a romantic simple dress modeled after the one her mother wore when she married her father, John Voight.

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