Drunk Mariah Carey Makes Acceptance Speeches Fun Again

My goodness I love a drunk bitch. And Mariah Carey may just now be my new personal hero.

While at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night, MiMi accepted the award for Breakout Performance for her role in “Precious.”

Hammered. Beyond Hammered.

And she was drunker than my mother-in-law at a Scottish wedding.

Via D-Listed:

“Mimi took the stage to accept an award for her performance in Precious and bitch acted like she just inhaled a full page of Hello Kitty scented stickers really fast. Basically, Mimi was drunker than you at Sunday mass.”

MC’s speech was cut short. We’re all betting she passed out and her handlers removed her from the stage back to her butterfly throne where they sprayed her with her own perfume and bathed her in Nick Cannon’s tears.

Rihanna and Kanye West Flirty Hook Up

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Rumor has it Rihanna was seen getting cozy with Kanye West at the London club Whisky Mist, flirting outrageously and doing some dirty dancing during a recent night out. Was she drunk?? Certainly no one would entertain this idea on their own free will!

Per Showbiz Spy:

“When Kanye came in, he immediately gave her a huge hug and kiss, and sat down with her. The pair were chatting at length, ignoring everyone else,” a source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper. “She stood in front of Kanye giving him the benefit of a very private dance — and he loved every second. When people started filtering out of the club at 3am, Rihanna was still in a party mood — so the group had their very own lock-in, with free-flowing drinks and their choice in music. They left around 4.30am.”

Ooo Sleeeeee-zzzaaayyyy! First Chris Brown, now Kanye West? Girl, you need better taste in men! Rihanna was supposedly dancing with female pals when Kanye joined her at the VIP table and ordered several bottles of expensive Dom Perignon champagne. She then cozied up to Kanye during their champagne-fuelled evening at the club, before doing her little dance when Mariah Careys‘ “All I Want For Christmas (Is You)” came on.

Somewhere in the back of his head, I’m sure he was thinking ‘Hey Rihanna, Imma let you finish. But my girlfriend Amber Rose gives the best lap-dances of all time.”

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Mariah Carey was Abused Too! – Larry King Video

In an interview with Larry King, Mariah Carey says that she can relate to the domestic violence that Rihanna has experienced at the hands of Chris Brown, after King pressed the singer if she had ever been abused.

Per PopEater:

“Abuse has several categories,” Carey answered King.

“You’ve been emotionally abused?” King questioned.

“Emotionally, mentally …” Mariah said.

Weighing in on the incident, Carey said she felt it was very difficult to get out of her marriage to music mogul Tommy Mottola – whos’ name she eluded to but never mentioned, because there was a connection that was not only a marriage but a business thing where the person was in control of her life. Mariah has said on numerous occasions that Tommy was very controlling, often times telling her how to speak and what to wear. Although Carey has never openly discussed specific circumstances that led to the crumbling of their relationship, she hinted at the mistreatment in her song “Side Effects,” in which she talks about an abusive relationship at the hands of a controlling older lover. When asked for her thoughts on Rihanna’s situation, she reacts the way many of us have – saying she can’t imagine what she went through. Unfortunatly Mariah, there are many out there who can relate to both you and Rihanna.

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Mariah Carey and Rihanna Diva Fued

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New York is a big city, but apparently its not big enough for Mariah Carey and Rihanna. Costuming up as a match made in heaven, Carey and husband Nick Cannon were in the holiday spirit at their annual Halloween bash on Saturday night, while Rihanna dressed as a tiger with a tail so long a security guard had to hold it up. Although both of them were enjoying the holiday at New York’s M2 Ultralounge, neither appeared to acknowledge the other’s presence.

Per NYPost:

A spy said, “It was Mariah’s party, but Rihanna didn’t want to be seen with her. And Mariah was not going over to greet Rihanna. Mariah needed six guards to clear a path to the bathroom so her wings wouldn’t be dislodged.”

Rihanna instead chose to hang out in a booth with Ne-Yo and three female friends, but didn’t cross the dance floor to greet Mariah at any point. Meanwhile, Mariah and her boy-toy remained in their own VIP area on the opposite side the club. But there doesn’t seem that there is any real rivalry, at least according to her rep.

Per NYPost:

“There were 1,000 people there and, of course, she needed security. She heard a rumor that Rihanna was there but she never saw her. She loves Rihanna and of course would have said hello.”

Sure Mariah, you can make your way to the bathroom but not to go and greet someone you say you love? Treat others like dirt but then appear like an angel in the public eye. Thats always worked for you in the past, why not now?

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Celebrity Halloween Costumes – Photos

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I know, Halloween was on Saturday. However, yours truly was feeding needy children (chucking circus peanuts at bratty kids demanding trick or treats counts) so here’s to the old better late than never cliché. So enjoy these celebrity Halloween costumes.

Seal and Heidi Klum love the spooky holiday and have had a bash for the past 10 years. This year the “Project Runway” host and her hubby were ravens. I am not sure why Seal is boast some flowers. Maybe he was feeling sassy and needed a splash of color. Mariah Carey and her labradoodle were angels and host a soiree of their own. Before you ask, Jessica Alba was supposed to be Dora the Explorer and not a version of her inner child. Either way both hoes are intolerably annoying. I think Rihanna was Tony the Tiger gone post up tranny and some of the “Twilight” cast hit up Tao in their costumes.

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Top 10 Celebs Who Abuse Their Power

Celebs get rich and then expect everything to be handed to them. From meals to jewelry, most celebs expect special treatment of some kind. Here are the Top 10 Celebs Who Abuse Their Power. (In no paticuar order.)

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Kanye West – It’s no surprise that Kanye West is the biggest egomaniac out there and subsequently thinks he do whatever he pleases. When he is not throwing a fit over failing to win an award or stealing a country sweet heart’s moment in the spotlight, he is demanding free chicken. (Click here to read about his poultry temper tantrum.)

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Jessica Alba – It’s not a best kept secret that Jessica Alba has an ego and a sense of entitlement. The real secret is why she feels she is an A-lister. While she refuses to speak to others she deems beneath her, here just one of many stories that leave her assistant apologizing for her.

Apparently Alba went shoe shopping with an assistant, rude and demanding per usual. Also refused to be spoken to or suffer the indignity of actually replying to anyone. The assistant communicated for her EXCEPT when it came to actually trying on merchandise. Because the Alba Bitch does not pass up an opportunity to make someone feel small. So she picks out what she wants to take a closer look at, she sits down regally, and she says to the clerk: ‘Now you can take my boots off.’

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Mariah Carey – When she isn’t pushing others out of the view of the camera she is being catered to by an army of assistants. (Each has their own job.)

“One assistant was in charge of dishing out breast tape, another wore a belt with brushes and hair spray and another one had portable heated rollers. The bathroom was shut down for 10 minutes for Mariah to be primped and preened. She also had several massive bodyguards surrounding her all night.

As she made her way around the party her entourage marched in front, holding back other guests who included John Mayer and Jon Bon Jovi and shouted, ‘Get out of the way! Mariah’s coming!’”

Her list of demands before staying anywhere include: her hotel suite be fitted with gold faucets, a new toilet seat must be installed before her arrival, her own bed linens are delivered in advance, only her own videos may be played on the two DVD players she demands for her room and the final requirement…both Carey and her dog bathe only in French mineral water. Her dressing room must contain one box of bendy straws, two air purifiers, an attendant to take her used chewing gum and Cristal champagne.

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Mariah Carey Threw at Fit at Inaugural Ball

You know heads are going to roll when Mimi gets mad. Someone had to the nerve to stick her at the meager VIP table studded with fellow celebs. Carey wanted to sit on Barack Obama’s lap at talk about “Gossip Girls.”

Spies present at the Inagural Ball stated that Mariah Carey through a fit after discovering she wasn’t going to sit with the President. After she performed for the Obama’s she left in huff, furious at the thought she’d have to sit with the commoners.

Via Page Six:

“Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”

Mariah wasn’t the only one who was angry. Sean Combs, Diddy, Puffy whatever was also pissy because Jay-Z got to perform while he was left sitting in the crowd.

Oh for the love of Sparklepants! These celebrity egos are ridiculous. At least have the talent to back it up. I know that they wake up in the morning a piss excellence, but this some John Mayer shiz.

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Mariah Carey Drinks On New Year, NOT Pregnant – Photos

Mariah Carey has been riding the pregnancy PR train for awhile now. She has been sidestepping baby rumors and even made a big deal of not drinking some champagne on Ellen.

Carey put an end to the pregnancy rumors this week after enjoying several alcoholic beverages while celebrating the New Year. She and her husband, Nick Cannon, were at Nikki Beach in St. Barth on Tuesday drinking red wine and eating raw oysters. Both booze and raw seafood are no-no’s for pregnant women.

I told you this would not happen. There is no way Mimi would share her Hello Kitty collection with a kid.

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Beyonce Gets Drunk with Mariah Carey and Marc Jacobs

Nothing like getting trashed in the presence of Mariah Carey and Marc Jacobs. Wait…maybe that is why she is drinking.

Beyonce was getting her party pants out for the New Year with her friends in St. Barts this week. Jay-Z was also sitting in the shadow of B looking like Steve Urkel’s alter ego, Stefan Urquelle.

I love that B is wearing one of those sweet New Year’s hats. Mimi wasn’t having it because it wasn’t encrusted in pink diamonds and didn’t shoot out glitter.

So this is how classy rich people do it? It’s really not all that different from my party. Replace the fancy glasses with plastic cups and add me trading shirts with my friend’s husband and it’s the same party. I kinda expected them to be swimming kiddie pools of cash and drinking gigantic bottles of Cristal as slaves drop grapes into their mouths.

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Mariah Carey Pregnant Ultrasound

Start praying for salvation. Mariah Carey is said to be pregnant complete with ultrasound celebrations.

After refusing to drink even a sip of champagne on Ellen, but adamant about no babies in her uterus, Mariah is still rumored to be pregnant. The diva was said to be at her doctor’s office when she came out smiling and waving around an ultrasound photo.

“Spies in LA saw the songbird (above) coming out of a well-known ob/gyn’s office on North Crescent Boulevard, “clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient.” It was the same type of paper that Minnie Driver was holding when she found out she was pregnant at the same doctor’s office.”

Everyone better hunker down and pray for daylight when that baby flies out her “Hello Kitty.” That baby is going to have to learn to eat rainbows and crap glitter if it’s going to be staying with Mimi. Poor Baby Sparkles Maximus.

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