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One of the most treasured dames to stroll the Earth might be portrayed by Lindsay Lohan?! Deadline reports that Lifetime is courting her for the role of Elizabeth Taylor. Stop giving the lady network a slow clap for cruelest joke because this could actually happen.
Things are looking up for our little LiLo… People liked looking at Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread so much they even started photographing her with her clothes on. Crazy, I know!
The disgraced actress landed herself a new jobby-job, as the spokesmodel for Jag Jeans. In fact, the Jag campaign was shot at the SLS Hotel in L.A. by Yu Tsai, the man behind the camera for Playboy’s Marilyn-themed Lindsay Lohan pics. In a press release announcing the collaboration, a representative for Jag Jeans laid it on pretty thick when it came to Lindsay.
It’s not all Lindsay Lohan’s trying to make rent money. Playboy covers have hosted some of the greatest iconic women in showbiz.
Lindsay Lohan is making sure her title as Professional Screw Up from the land of F.U.B.A.R. After leaving $10K in cash laying around in an unlocked car (dealers don’t accept American Express), she is failing to pimp her own Playboy spread.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.
Several actresses were bucking for the role of Marilyn Monroe in the upcoming film, ‘My Week with Marilyn.’ Michelle Williams was given the honor and here is a peek at the ‘Dawson’s Creek’ kid turned Golden Globe nominee.
Kate Hudson and Amy Adams were being considered for the role along with Michelle. Originally, Scarlett Johansson was said to have been in heavy talks for the role, but ended up turning it down. Contrasting reports state that while Johansson was being considered for the role, Michelle was the only actress that producers actually met with.
Mariah gave the world a taste of what her unicorn glitter lambs. Earlier she revealed that both names started with an M. Insert a shocked face.
Mariah Carey’s baby names are…
Lindsay Lohan secretly teamed up with Vince Offer, the “Sham Wow” and “Slapchop” guy, just days before being sentenced to jail to film scenes for his movie “Underground Comedy Movie 2010.” In the movie, Lindsay plays a Marilyn Monroe type character who fires shots at the paparazzi with two hand guns while totally wearing her SCRAM bracelet for the world to see!
Per TMZ:
We’re told Lindsay was cool with the SCRAM being in the shot … and even ad-libbed a line referencing the device.
Check out the trailer above for your ‘wtf’ moment of the day. Yep, this film is just about right for her talent.
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Lindsay Lohan has plans to bare all and pose nude in an upcoming ad for her handbag line, possibly wearing nothing but her SCRAM bracelet. At least she isn’t letting her new accessory get in the way of “work.” She’s probably just happy anyone wants to hire her these days. Lohan has her own clothing label 6126, which includes leggings, other apparel and accessories. She recently designed a new range of bags, and is planning to promote them by stripping off for a raunchy photo shoot that will see her rolling naked on a bed. The organizers have asked police if it would be possible for them to remove the monitoring device strapped to her leg for the shoot.
Per Us Weekly:
“We’re thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures,” said Richard Luna of The California Bag (which licenses the 6126 totes.) He then noted that the actress might be photographed both with and without the alcohol-monitoring device — or the accessory might be airbrushed later on.
I say, leave it in! Those ads will become collectors’ items – a tragic sign of the times when starlets were boozehound criminals. Hitting pricey department stores this fall, the 6126 (named after Marilyn Monroe’s birthdate) handbags will retail for $200 to $600; a cheaper line, 7286 (Lohan’s birth date), will sell for under $200 at lower-end stores such as Macy’s. According to the reports, the photo session will take place in Los Angeles next month and the handbags will hit stores later this year.
I have zero desire to see Lindsay naked. I highly doubt anyone out there does. Been there, done that! But hey, at least she’s working!
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Paris Hilton has finally decided to walk down the aisle, and the man of her choice is none other than “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan. While it may come across as a shocking, their marriage to the was done in good non-legal binding fun as just a parody for his upcoming ITV1 show called “Piers Morgan On… Las Vegas.” Hilton wore a white bridal gown and veil during the service which was attended by Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe impersonators. Paris was accompanied by her dog that was also dressed in white, while Piers really did slip a diamond encrusted ring on her finger, with the 15-minute spoof wedding taking place at The Little Church of the West in Las Vegas.
Per Daily Mail:
“You can do anything here – it’s crazy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” says Morgan. “You know what it’s like – you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get overexcited and do something silly. I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.”
He also joked that he “wasn’t entirely sure” the wedding was fake since they did in fact go through all of the vows. And yes, the two did really kiss following the ceremony. In reality, Piers is engaged to journalist Celia Walden, while Paris has recently rekindling her flame with Doug Reinhardt. Lets just hope that’s as far as the joke went cause I’d sure hate to see him be the next one prescribed Valtrex!
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Miley Cyrus took to Twitter to announce that she has cut her hair. I am calling it news. It’s all in effort to escape the office filled with roses and teddy bears singing tunes about “cuppy-cakes.” You can thank Valentine’s Day for crap posts today.
Shane Harper is celebrating both Valentine’s Day and his 19th Birthday today with the official release of his self-titled debut album. The young star recently unveiled the music video for his latest single, “Rocketship,” which is featured on the new album along with “One Step Closer” and 10 other tracks.
Behold the power of this magnificent beast! Peter Dinklage is carrying his daughter as he arrives at his hotel. No real news, but I couldn’t resist the adorable going on in these pictures. There just isn’t enough Dinklage in the world. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
