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Vanity Fair tried to crack the code on Justin Timberlake’s vault-o-secrets. No one has cracked that code, but I am guessing it involves a blonde, a bottle of Cristal and a mirror.
The SNL favorite revealed that Jessica Biel was super “special” but the topic of Britney Spears inspired a few more thoughts.
Another relationship made in reality show magic has come to an end. Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight are splitting after 5 years of (non) wedded bliss. Technically the word divorce is still on deck while the two released a looong statement about hitting the pause button on their marriage.
Were Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen were secretly engaged? (Say it with the gusto of Joel McHale circa “The Soup.” It sounds far more enthralling.
After Eva Longoria announced that she and Tony Parker were getting divorced, rumors followed that she was in a hurry to erase every reminder of her marriage. The “Desperate Housewives” star had her wedding date inked on her wrist and reports surfaced that it had disappeared. A photo of Eva with the ink on her wrist appearing to be lightened or hidden under concealer followed. (She also has Tony’s jersey number on the back of her neck but the rumor focused on the tat on her wrist.)
Eva has now bashed the tattoo removal rumor via Twitter:
“Just so everyone knows i still have all my tattoos! Nothing is being removed, although i am always up for more tattoos!
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Longoria was also said to be confirming that the wedding date was still on her arm at Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party. This was the same party that Blake Lively was hitting on Leonardo DiCaprio while Christina Aguilera got sloppy drunk. (Click HERE for more on that story…)
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Star magazine is making some hefty claims that Kate Middleton is cheating on Prince William. They are reportedly less than a year away from getting married and rumors of infidelity have been swirling. I am pretty sure the rag’s story is based on a single photo in which one of William’s friends is whispering something in Kate’s ear while they were watching Willy play polo. Unless he is said “Thanks for the lovely shag and cup of tea last night. Fancy another go behind that tree over there?” It is all pretty harmless.
In case you don’t have an Eidetic memory, William was reportedly cheating on Kate last month. They have been dating for about 7 years and according to the rumors, Will is allowed to tap some strange whenever he wants. The Enquirer came up with this little diddy:
“Kate is troubled by the disrespectful behavior William has shown her over the last seven years,” blabbed one insider.
“Kate and Wills had just returned from a romantic vacation in the Caribbean four years ago, and a picture of Wills kissing [British pop star] Natasha Hamilton was published in nearly every paper in Britain. All of Kate’s friends and family saw it. It was devastating for her! He didn’t even try to be discreet. That’s what upset Kate most – she thought William was being blatantly disrespectful to her, and she’s still haunted by that photo today.
“And to make matters worse, Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father’s footsteps — and take a mistress. ‘It won’t be IF he does, my dear,’ Kate was told by one of Queen Elizabeth’s advisers. ‘It will be WHEN he does — and then you must simply turn a blind eye.’
Meh. Harry is the hot one and frankly I’d rather be the ho on the side. Get out while you can honey.
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Angelina Jolie took a break from trying to seduce Johnny Depp (click HERE to read about those rumors) and cheating on Brad Pitt (click HERE to see those stories) to talk with Vanity Fair about her kids, acting and a possible marriage.
Regarding her rainbow nation of children: “No, I’m not pregnant. We’re not opposed to it. But we want to make sure we can give everybody special time. They’re kids now, and can play together, but they’re going to need a lot more talking in the middle of the night, like I did with my mom for hours. We want to make sure we don’t build a family so big that we don’t have absolutely enough time to raise them each really well. Mad’s a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He’s great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara’s got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh’s hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you’ll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She’s really female. And he’s really a little dude.”
Regarding marriage: “We aren’t against getting married,” but “it’s just like we already are. Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment [than marriage]. It’s for life.”
Regarding Retirement: ““It’s not the most important thing in my life. Acting helped me as I was growing up. It helped me learn about myself, helped me travel, helped me understand life, express myself, all those wonderful things. So I’m very, very grateful, it’s a fun job. It’s a luxury. Look, I’m at work today in the middle of Venice. But I don’t think I’ll do it much longer.” Jolie says this reassessment is mostly due to her family: “Because I have a happy home….I got back from work last night, and everybody was playing music and dancing and I suddenly found myself dancing around with a bunch of little fun crazy people.”
She also mentions that Brad’s icky looking goat beard doesn’t bother her simply stating she loves him “in every state.”
For more on Jolie’s interview with Vanity Fair click “Read More…”
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Tiger Woods should join Craig Ferguson’s Robot Army because he was operating like a fine piece of rep coached machinery that runs on KY and Ambien. He is returning to the PGA tour next month and did his first interview since the hookers were let out of the proverbial bag.
[Tiger Woods ESPN Interview Cheating Scandal – Video]
ESPN’s Tom Rinaldi scored the first interview and was given only 5 minutes to try and get a genuine answer out of Woods. Instead he was greeted with 5 minutes of poorly crafted, but well rehearsed answers. It was almost sad really. Any questions he didn’t want to answer (or perhaps simply didn’t know how to answer) he deflected with the ol’ “that’s a private matter” cliche. As horrid as it is to deny someone their privacy, nothing in this saga is private anymore. When your former porn star/hooker/bar waitress mistress starts airing out text messages that involve “golden showers” and choking…the matter of privacy is laughable.
What is truly telling about this interview is his terminology. You could over-examine his answers all day but things like using the past tense to describe your relationship with your wife are a giant red flag. When asked about Elin and marriage he said that he “loved” her. Past tense darlings.
Rinaldi: I ask this question respectfully, but of course at a distance from your family life. When you look at it now, why did you get married?
Woods: Why? Because I loved her. I loved Elin with everything I have. And that’s something that makes me feel even worse, that I did this to someone I loved that much.
Rinaldi: How do you reconcile what you’ve done with that love?
Woods: We work at it.
Other answers about why he turned into a sex maniac were met with odd answers like: “I got away from my core values.” To this humble blogger that says Woods’ core value is not peeing on people or snorting Ambien while playing STD Russian Roulette.
I digress, most people are ovah this and just want him to return to golf and move on. Some feel he deserves to be shat on by the judgey-wudgey of the world. Of course…he might like that. Thoughts?
*Full Transcript of Tiger Woods’ ESPN Interview is Below the Cut. Click “Read More…” Below
I can picture it now. Reese’s future involves a trip to the free clinic dressed as she damns her case of itchy crotch. Reports by your favorite tabloid are insistent that Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler hooked up.
After reading scripts together to play love interests in a New Line flick that is in the works, they fell in lust. Witherspoon is fresh from her break up with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gerard will nail anything with his two requirements: poon and a pulse.
“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”
From there they “hung out” quite often according to the tale. They reunited publicly again at a Haiti fundraiser (not the telethon in which Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt supposedly pledged their undying love for each other at the backstage buffet line –click HERE to read about that.) Of course, she is just isn’t looking to buy the pig, she just wants a little sausage.
“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”
I am getting herpes just from writing about all of Gerard’s conquests. I hope she made him double bag it. Reese appears to be turning into Kate Hudson. She is also rumored to be dating Jim Toth, an agent at Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency. Her friends say it was a business meeting while Toth’s friends say it was a date.
After the nearly two-hour meal – for which Toth picked up the tab – the couple walked outside and parted ways around 11 p.m. “Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug,” says the onlooker. “They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye.”
I am guessing that there is some truth in all this. I haven’t heard much on the validity of a Reese and Gerry humpfest but he seems to be the token man whore these days. I am betting that Jim was hoping to be the Jason Trawick to her Britney Spears, but Reese doesn’t want to have a live in toy.
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Here we go again. These two have been rumored to be splitting up, getting married, while buying babies from some village in Haiti. So here are the new stories being pumped into you Brangelina hongray eyeballs….
Life and Style (via Starpulse) is probably the closest to the truth:
“Brad and Angelina had a meeting with a top law firm in L.A. in December, where they worked out terms of a legal document similar to a pre-nup. The couple signed the document in early January. They agreed to share their money and assets and custody of their six children, all of whom would live with Angelina in the event of their parents’ break-up. They didn’t talk to the lawyer about splitting, nor was that ever mentioned at the meeting. Brad and Angelina aren’t splitting right now.”
TMZ is bashing reports that Brad and his chin pubs of power bought a bachelor pad.
“The home — located in the Hollywood Hills — is the newest piece of Brad’s master plan to expand the sprawling compound he shares with Angelina and their 86 children. The evidence is clear — first off, Brad purchased the home back in August — long before rumors of a break up began to make the rounds. Second — the place was a dump and Brad couldn’t move in — even if he wanted to — because the home was far from livable at the time he bought it.”
OK Magazine wins the award for Supreme Nuttery in the Category of Fictitious Hook Ups at Buffet Lines or Juice Bars Officiated by George Clooney. The mag basically states that Brad did his ho stroll for Jennifer Aniston at the buffet line backstage at the Hope for Haiti Telethon. They ended up crying on each-other’s shoulders and pledging their reborn again virginity to Kirk Cameron.
“Leave it to sly George Clooney to play matchmaker. When the actor asked both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to volunteer for the Hope For Haiti Now telethon he was staging in L.A. on Jan. 22, he knew the two were bound to bump into each other. And they did just that, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet at the live event — while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was in NYC for a photo shoot.”
One thing that we know for sure is that these covers will be the new wallpaper for Jen’s spare bathroom.
WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.
According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.
Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.
With such a great role model – we’re surprised! Marston Hefner, the oldest son of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, was arrested over the weekend for allegedly attacking his girlfriend and yes, you’re reading this right – his girlfriend is 2011 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair. According to TMZ, cops were called to the [...]
Justin Bieber spent his pre-Valentine’s Day with a 6 year old little girl who is battling cancer. I’ll save the snark for his next act of Biebagerry. Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The teenage heartthrob visited Avalanna Routh on Monday and dubbed the ecstatic tot “Mrs.Bieber.” He sent [...]
Los Angeles’ Dependency Court has ruled that Gabriel Aubry can only have contact with his 3 year-old daughter Nahla when a monitor is present in the room. The Department of Children and Family Services reportedly uncovered numerous incidents of “bad parenting,” such as him yanking his daughter from the nanny and pushing the nanny while [...]
To commemorate Valentine’s Day and the release of his new album Ringo 2012, Ringo Starr has launched a “Wonderful Valentine” contest on his Facebook. Fans can visit the contest tab on Facebook and tell one of their friends they think they are “Wonderful.” Each fan can enter to win a personalized message from Ringo Starr [...]
