Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

Jonas Brothers Break Up, Nick Jonas the New Justin Timberlake

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The rumor mill is working overtime lately, with sounds of the Jonas Brothers breaking up kicking into high gear. Oh come on, you know your inner tween is crying at the mere thought! Apparently, older brother Kevin just isn’t feeling the group anymore since tying the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa a couple of weeks back. Being married has given the guy a new outlook on life, bumping his new wife up to his number one priority. My guess is the wedding night has something to do with that! Youngest brother Nick has been entertaining thoughts of going out on his own lately, fronting the new band of his called Nick Jonas and the Administration.

Per PopEater:

“Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it,” a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour.”

So this leaves us with poor, left out in the dark Joe.

“Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group.”

That sound you hear is a million teenage girls hearts shattering into pieces! What ever happened to blood being thicker than water? And if they are indeed splitting up, who gets custody of their hair stylist?

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Paris Hilton Marries Piers Morgan – Photos

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Paris Hilton has finally decided to walk down the aisle, and the man of her choice is none other than “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan. While it may come across as a shocking, their marriage to the was done in good non-legal binding fun as just a parody for his upcoming ITV1 show called “Piers Morgan On… Las Vegas.” Hilton wore a white bridal gown and veil during the service which was attended by Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe impersonators. Paris was accompanied by her dog that was also dressed in white, while Piers really did slip a diamond encrusted ring on her finger, with the 15-minute spoof wedding taking place at The Little Church of the West in Las Vegas.

Per Daily Mail:

“You can do anything here – it’s crazy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” says Morgan. “You know what it’s like – you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get overexcited and do something silly. I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.”

He also joked that he “wasn’t entirely sure” the wedding was fake since they did in fact go through all of the vows. And yes, the two did really kiss following the ceremony. In reality, Piers is engaged to journalist Celia Walden, while Paris has recently rekindling her flame with Doug Reinhardt. Lets just hope that’s as far as the joke went cause I’d sure hate to see him be the next one prescribed Valtrex!

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Joshua Jackson to Propose to Diane Kruger

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Could marriage be in the future for Pacey? According to Joshua Jackson, its very much a possibility as the actor has said that he’s ready to settle down and willing to give up his transatlantic lifestyle to build a future with longtime girlfriend Diane Kruger.

Per StarPulse:

He says, “We shoot the show in Vancouver but my better half lives in Paris so I spend half my time there. I think that (marriage) might be a possibility, it’s working out well. She’s German; she’ll tell me when it’s time to get married.”

The happy couple have been dating since 2006 with Jackson flying back and forth between Paris and Vancouver where he films the show “Fringe.” So wait – all a girls gotta do is tell a guy when she’s ready to get married? How did I miss that? Hmmm…. Sorry Dame Crista, I’m making a call as we speak to place dibs on Robert Pattinson!

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Robert Pattinson Says He’s Single

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Despite all of the rumors, the inside accounts, and the pictures suggesting Robert Pattinson is dating his “Twilight” leading lady Kristen Stewart, he denies it’s true! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, we’ve heard it before. But this time he insists its true in an interview with Italian Vanity Fair!

Per Examiner:

“I am single… almost everything that came out about my private life is false.”

Last month, witnesses swore Robert and Kristen were spotted around NYC together. There’s also been countless magazine covers suggesting marriage in the future, house-hunting, and the many break-ups and make-ups between him and Stewart. Should we believe them, or the man himself? Pattinson claims much of the reporting on his life is based on speculation, because there is simply nothing else to talk about.

“I think it happens because, really, there is not much to say about what I’m doing,” Pattinson said. “While I am filming, I live practically [like a] recluse in [a] hotel. I come out only to work, and sometimes to go out for dinner. But, if you read the magazines, it seems that I have a frantic high life.”

Robs single? I believe that like I believe Lindsay Lohan has quit the nose candy. Come on, Rob. You don’t hold a girls hand and take her on a shopping spree at a vintage clothing store if there’s nothing going on there.

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Fergie’s SNL Back Stage Hissy Fit

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Its been a horrible couple of weeks for Fergie — First, accusations arise from a stripper claiming she slept with the singers husband. Then, her face is being plastered all over various magazine covers, but not in a good way, with headlines reading “Fergie Betrayed” and “Rocked By Scandal” due to the accusations. But this weekend while taking a break from her real life to perform on “Saturday Night Live” she was all but smacked in the face by both the accusations and the magazine covers all over again, when she spied the latest copies of “People” magazine featuring the stories about her husband Josh Duhamel’s‘ reported fling. And she was none to pleased about it!

Per Sun Times:

Fergie, on the show as the musical guest with her Black Eyed Peas, threw “a mini-hissy fit,” said a backstage spy, who added the singer ”looked like s—” and ”was in a big funk,” due to all those troubled marriage tales.

Can’t say I blame her for the hissy fit! I would have made a mini-bonfire backstage on the producers desk with those magazine covers, while dancing around the flame in my underwear and chanting ‘you suck!’ over and over to the person who didn’t have enough decency and common sense to remove the magazines before my arrival!

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Mariah Carey was Abused Too! – Larry King Video

In an interview with Larry King, Mariah Carey says that she can relate to the domestic violence that Rihanna has experienced at the hands of Chris Brown, after King pressed the singer if she had ever been abused.

Per PopEater:

“Abuse has several categories,” Carey answered King.

“You’ve been emotionally abused?” King questioned.

“Emotionally, mentally …” Mariah said.

Weighing in on the incident, Carey said she felt it was very difficult to get out of her marriage to music mogul Tommy Mottola – whos’ name she eluded to but never mentioned, because there was a connection that was not only a marriage but a business thing where the person was in control of her life. Mariah has said on numerous occasions that Tommy was very controlling, often times telling her how to speak and what to wear. Although Carey has never openly discussed specific circumstances that led to the crumbling of their relationship, she hinted at the mistreatment in her song “Side Effects,” in which she talks about an abusive relationship at the hands of a controlling older lover. When asked for her thoughts on Rihanna’s situation, she reacts the way many of us have – saying she can’t imagine what she went through. Unfortunatly Mariah, there are many out there who can relate to both you and Rihanna.

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Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use

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Eight-time tennis grand slam winner Andre Agassi has admitted using crystal meth and lying to men’s governing body to escape a ban in the sport in his new memoir titled “Open.” People magazine and Sports Illustrated will run pieces this week from the book ahead of its November 9th release date, but a few details have already been leaked, such as being introduced to the drug by his then-assistant when he was having doubts about his upcoming marriage to Brooke Shields.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“Slim dumps a small pile of powder on the coffee table. He cuts it, snorts it. He cuts it again. I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I’ve just crossed,” Agassi, now 39, was quoted as saying. “There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I’ve never felt so alive, so hopeful — and I’ve never felt such energy.”

Agassi goes on to talk about a time in 1997 when he received a phone call from the doctor working for the ATP, informing him that he failed a drug test for the class 2 recreational drug which would have guaranteed him a 3-month ban. Thinking quickly, he came up with a lie saying he accidentally drank out of a glass spiked with the drug that belonged to his drug-addicted assistant.

Per Lincoln Tribune:

“My name, my career, everything is now on the line. Whatever I’ve achieved, whatever I’ve worked for, might soon mean nothing. Days later I sit in a hard-backed chair, a legal pad in my lap, and write a letter to the ATP. It’s filled with lies interwoven with bits of truth,” Agassi said. “I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it,” Agassi recalls saying.

Interesting enough, the sports controlling body took his word for it and never made an investigation into Agassi or his claims. You can bet they will most likely now be pressed into the reasons why they accepted his explanation without questions. In addition to drug use, “Open” also talks about his hair loss, troubled marriage to Shields, and eventually meeting his current wife Steffi Graf. Uncool, Andre. Very uncool. I’m really disappointed that he would choose to sell out like this. If he really wanted to share the meth story to help people or whatever reason he gives, he didn’t have to do it in effort to make a profit. It’s trashy.

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Cross the Crack Beams…Again

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Ever hear the saying “two steps forward, three steps back?”…. Well, for Amy Winehouse its more like two steps forward, and a gigantic catapulting leap back! Amy and her ex-husband/drug pusher Blake Fielder-Civil are back together despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son. While they technically may be divorced, the worlds most self-destructive couple have updated their social networking site Facebook saying they are “married” again. Oh for the love of all things holy…. Pals are saying the couple are ‘definitely’ back together, keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat.

Per The Sun:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” says Blake in a Facebook post.

Blakes post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the site. The two had ended their marriage when Blake divorced Winehouse on grounds of infidelity, after Blake went back to prison and after Amy trashed herself almost beyond recognition. But the two kept in touch and Winehouse’s father Mitch even caught them in bed together. Her father was so upset that he was rumored to have even faked a heart attack to make Amy realize how much he disapproves of their relationship.

Per Newser:

“Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious,” a source says. “They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

To me this seems about as sensible as giving Kanye West a mirror and a microphone! Amy has even been photographed several times in the last two weeks wearing a pink shirt embroidered with the words ‘Blake’s Girl’. The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the couple, who are both recovering from heroin and crack addictions. Won’t be too long until their rollercoaster romance takes another plunge, I’m sure. They have secretly married once before, could they have really done it again?

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Britney Spears to Marry Jason Trawick

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If mama Spears has her way, her daughter is gearing toward another trip down the aisle! It’s far from being a secret that Britney Spears has had a rocky past in the romance department, but she just may have finally found the one… at least according to what her mother thinks. Its been said that papa Jamie Spears approves of boyfriend Jason Trawick, but now reports are saying that Lynne Spears is such a huge fan of him that she hopes the couple can make their love go the distance.

Per Us:

“Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” a friend tells Us Weekly.

Given Britneys last choice in husbands, I’m sure they approve of anybody who isn’t stuffing their cheetos-loving face with one hand while juggling a beer and chain smoking with the other. One thing that apparently impressed mama Spears was when Jason stood by her daughter during her crazy unstable times when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and losing custody of her two sons the year before.

“Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life,” says a source. “He’s very protective of her. She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don’t think she’s been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her,” the source adds. “He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions.”

Sounds to me he’s more of a babysitter or a paid handler to her than husband material. But maybe thats what Britney needs to keep her sane. Great – if her mom knows whats best for Britney than the world is perfect as always for little Miss Spears, ya know – cause she did such a great job in raising her. *Thumbs up with awkward laugh*