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Us broke the story and reps confirmed to People that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. The couple has been quietly dating for over a year. Click HERE for pictures of their PDA… He proposed with an emerald and diamond ring from Gurhan over the holidays. What was it about Christmas that made everyone decide to married?
Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.
After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.
Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.
If your Facebook page wasn’t already OD-ing on Christmas/New Year engagement announcements here is another confirmation of impending nuptials. Aretha Franklin confirmed that she is getting married. Her “life long friend,” William Wilkerson, proposed over the holidays.
Her rep gave the details to People because The Queen of Soul has minions to do her bidding.
~This barely B list actress who has had some great roles in popcorn movies that bombed is pregnant. She has not announced it yet, not because she is not happy, but because she is still trying to figure out who the father is. Rumor has it that it might be this married B list co-star of one of her bigger bombs. [CD&N]
My Guess: This could many different combos. I’d say Olivia Wilde for the win.
Ooo. This is going to be embarrassing for Star. (Point and laugh if you are that type. I am.) Star magazine has a cover emblazoned with a bright yellow bold title screaming that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are married. Too bad Jen adamantly denied being married, pregnant and dressing up her cats in Burberry Baby Bibs (it’s implied) yesterday.
This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.
A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.
I have to take my shoes off or bust out my abacus to count how many times Branglenia have been set to get married. This story comes from the Globe and Mail so put on your imagination caps, take a grain of salt and climb on trolley to go to the Neighborhood of Make Believe…Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married.
“After years together as a couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot. In an obvious move for a man born in Oklahoma and a woman born in L.A., the pair are planning a Hindu wedding in Jodhpur, India. Actually, it all makes sense. You see, the Hindu priest who will be front and centre at the wedding is reported to have saved Brangelina’s relationship through couples’ yoga and meditation, and so the famous couple is going to get hitched at his ashram.”
The report goes on to describe Katy Perry and Russel Brand’s Indian wedding and how destination weddings are the new rehab. If you believe the Globe then set aside the entire year of 2011 back for their possible wedding date. Although I won’t be booking in India bound airfare anytime soon. At Least not until I hear about about Maddox ordering truck loads of orchids to be delivered to to the Chuck E. Cheese in Jodhpur and a hand tailored Italian pinstripe suite with a pocket square in aqua to offset Shiloh’s eyes.
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Lady Gaga hasn’t been shy in making it known that her work is her true love and her current focus. However, a member for her road crew told The Sun that she wants to get married in the English countryside after she finishes her current tour.
“The roadie said: “Lady GaGa has told everyone she plans to get married. She has said she wants a fairytale wedding in a castle. We finish the European leg in London just before Christmas and the timing is perfect for the wedding. GaGa wants to arrive in a horse-drawn carriage for her castle ceremony in England or Scotland over the festive season.”
She is dating Luc Carl according to reports. He is a self proclaimed “author, night club manager, long distance runner, promoter, musician, DJ, bartender, certified personal trainer, and semi-pro bowler in New York City” according to his Twitter account. He also runs a blog called DrunkDiet in which one post detailed his confusion regarding hand sanitizer. (Not joking.) They had originally dated in 2005 before Gaga launched into fame.
No word on an official Gaga engagements, but I would be holding my breath for one.
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Star magazine is making some hefty claims that Kate Middleton is cheating on Prince William. They are reportedly less than a year away from getting married and rumors of infidelity have been swirling. I am pretty sure the rag’s story is based on a single photo in which one of William’s friends is whispering something in Kate’s ear while they were watching Willy play polo. Unless he is said “Thanks for the lovely shag and cup of tea last night. Fancy another go behind that tree over there?” It is all pretty harmless.
In case you don’t have an Eidetic memory, William was reportedly cheating on Kate last month. They have been dating for about 7 years and according to the rumors, Will is allowed to tap some strange whenever he wants. The Enquirer came up with this little diddy:
“Kate is troubled by the disrespectful behavior William has shown her over the last seven years,” blabbed one insider.
“Kate and Wills had just returned from a romantic vacation in the Caribbean four years ago, and a picture of Wills kissing [British pop star] Natasha Hamilton was published in nearly every paper in Britain. All of Kate’s friends and family saw it. It was devastating for her! He didn’t even try to be discreet. That’s what upset Kate most – she thought William was being blatantly disrespectful to her, and she’s still haunted by that photo today.
“And to make matters worse, Kate is now being warned by royal courtiers that she must be prepared for William to follow in his philandering father’s footsteps — and take a mistress. ‘It won’t be IF he does, my dear,’ Kate was told by one of Queen Elizabeth’s advisers. ‘It will be WHEN he does — and then you must simply turn a blind eye.’
Meh. Harry is the hot one and frankly I’d rather be the ho on the side. Get out while you can honey.
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Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
