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First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure we will be treated to some story in which Angie calls of the wedding again because she overhead Brad telling George Clooney he thinks Cambodia sucks.
Good ol’ Perez Hilton is theorizing that Justin Timberlake and Jessical Biel are getting married because she is pregnant.
The sister site to Hilton’s main domain basis their pregnancy claim on photos of Jessica and Justin at the UCLA Medical Center. They strolled out the door and JT was looking a piece of paper. It was probably and memo from crotch saying something along the lines of, “She is as boring as boiled asparagus! Have you seen your bank account lately? We could be hitting and quitting hot tail from here to rolling hills of Scotland!”
Us broke the story and reps confirmed to People that Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are engaged. The couple has been quietly dating for over a year. Click HERE for pictures of their PDA… He proposed with an emerald and diamond ring from Gurhan over the holidays. What was it about Christmas that made everyone decide to married?
Sienna Miller will have to get a pregnant lady bikini to go yachting in Ibiza. New reports state that the princess of ho strollin’ is knocked up.
After hopping off Jude Law’s nanny philandering wagon and wedding band snatchin’ Balthazar Getty, Sienna has been dating Tom Sturridge. The rag states that a source (probably a part timer who works at Boots in Skegness) shared the news that the couple is expecting, but they aren’t getting married.
Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.
If your Facebook page wasn’t already OD-ing on Christmas/New Year engagement announcements here is another confirmation of impending nuptials. Aretha Franklin confirmed that she is getting married. Her “life long friend,” William Wilkerson, proposed over the holidays.
Her rep gave the details to People because The Queen of Soul has minions to do her bidding.
~This barely B list actress who has had some great roles in popcorn movies that bombed is pregnant. She has not announced it yet, not because she is not happy, but because she is still trying to figure out who the father is. Rumor has it that it might be this married B list co-star of one of her bigger bombs. [CD&N]
My Guess: This could many different combos. I’d say Olivia Wilde for the win.
Ooo. This is going to be embarrassing for Star. (Point and laugh if you are that type. I am.) Star magazine has a cover emblazoned with a bright yellow bold title screaming that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are married. Too bad Jen adamantly denied being married, pregnant and dressing up her cats in Burberry Baby Bibs (it’s implied) yesterday.
This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.
A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.
I have to take my shoes off or bust out my abacus to count how many times Branglenia have been set to get married. This story comes from the Globe and Mail so put on your imagination caps, take a grain of salt and climb on trolley to go to the Neighborhood of Make Believe…Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married.
“After years together as a couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to tie the knot. In an obvious move for a man born in Oklahoma and a woman born in L.A., the pair are planning a Hindu wedding in Jodhpur, India. Actually, it all makes sense. You see, the Hindu priest who will be front and centre at the wedding is reported to have saved Brangelina’s relationship through couples’ yoga and meditation, and so the famous couple is going to get hitched at his ashram.”
The report goes on to describe Katy Perry and Russel Brand’s Indian wedding and how destination weddings are the new rehab. If you believe the Globe then set aside the entire year of 2011 back for their possible wedding date. Although I won’t be booking in India bound airfare anytime soon. At Least not until I hear about about Maddox ordering truck loads of orchids to be delivered to to the Chuck E. Cheese in Jodhpur and a hand tailored Italian pinstripe suite with a pocket square in aqua to offset Shiloh’s eyes.
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