Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper Engaged

Let’s hope another marriage for Squints will last longer than the milk in my fridge and not end with accusations of fraud. Rumors are brewing that Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are getting married.

The proof? Star Mag (via Page Six) was stalking the rom-com star and saw her shopping for Carolina Herrera wedding gowns.

First, Zellweger was photographed last week by Star magazine at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood, where a big rack of wedding gowns was wheeled by. After browsing for two hours, she left with a garment bag. “She just kept smiling when asked if she’s getting married,” the weekly reports. Second, she and Cooper had lunch with her parents yesterday at the Tribeca Grand.

This claim makes me scratch my head because I didn’t realize Herrera stocked gowns for members of Skeletor’s army in store. Whateves. Mazel tov.

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Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower Engaged !?!

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Great gobs of Twihard tears. Here is another rumor that has fangirls everywhere running to their respective sparkle-pire shrines hidden in their closets. Bonnie Wright and Jamie Campbell Bower are rumored to be engaged. Take a deep breath and put on your kindergarten imagination caps because this comes from the Daily Star (via Digital Spy).

According to the Daily Star, the pair are now engaged to be married.The two were apparently overheard talking about the upcoming wedding at a party in London.

“Bonnie was even showing off her glittering engagement ring,” said a source.

I am sorry sir, but I am not buying this. She is 19 and he is 21. They both have ice cream trucks full of cash and hid their romance for 6 months before confirming to the world that they are making lovey eyes at each other….and now they are getting married? Just in time to start the press pilgrimage for “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” (June 30).

Hmmm…I wonder if Jennifer Aniston orchestrated this. Regardless, Wright has been walking around with a diamond ring on her left ring finger and reps merely responded with the ol’ cliche: “We don’t comment on our clients personal lives.”

UPDATE: Rumors have reheated and Jamie Campbell Bower is Twittering about it! CLICK HERE to see the update…

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Prince William and Kate Middleton June Engagement – Video

Here is another engagement rumor. This time it’s a Prince Hot Ginger’s older brother rumored to be getting ready to propose.

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Prince William has been dating Kate Middleton on and off for nearly seven years. She has been said to be playing “Single Ladies” in hopes to convey subliminal messaging circa Zack Morris’ Saved by the Bell attempt to lure Kelly to the dance. Ok, so maybe that is just a guess, but you know that party planning princess is gives him the Put-Ring-On-It look every time he asks for the royal Wheaties.

Via People:

“America’s Today show also joined the royal wedding bandwagon, zeroing in on journalist Tina Brown’s Daily Beast report of Tuesday, in which she cites June 3 and 4 as being “mysteriously blocked out” on the Palace calendar, possibly for the announcement of an engagement – with the Prince, 27, and Middleton, 28, then tying the knot in November.”

Others are poo-pooing on the rumor stating that he isn’t ready and has too much going on in June to be getting down on one knee. He has a trip to Africa planned with his bro, Prince Henry. Subsequently, I will be taking the month of June off to go bag myself some Hot Ginge….

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Rihanna and Matt Kemp Engaged !?!

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While most of Hollywood men have gone sex criminal crazy, Matt Kemp is reportedly choosing the path of eternal monogamy (yes kittens, the word monogamy gives me the shivers too). Kemp has reportedly asked Rihanna to marry him. Rihanna and Matt Kemp are engaged says a friend of the couple.

Via Bossip:

“Rihanna and Matt are spending a lot of time together at the couples spot in L.A.. Matt surprised Rihanna last week when he approached her and asked for her hand in marriage. She said yes, but also relayed the message of feeling that this may be too soon and a long engagement should follow.”

Egads. So basically he gave her an engagement ring and she bargained it down to a high school promise ring. Congrats…I think.
Rihanna and Matt have yet to admit they are dating, but numerous photos of them together in a hot tub (click HERE for those) and pictures of Matt grabbing two handfuls of RiRi’s rear (click HERE for those) pretty much are photographic admission. The “Rude Boy” singer also met Kemp’s family early in March after flying from Berlin to Arizona for the weekend.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Engagement Rumor Ring – Photos

Before you Twihards who are biding their time for Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to officially announce they are in love, want to have lots of sex and babies and get married consider the source this rumor is coming from.

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Now Magazine (the same mag that claimed Kristen Stewart was pregnant) is now claiming that KStew wants to go public with their relationship and get married.

Now Magazine Via MTV UK:

“She wants to get married and have kids, but Rob’s not ready. He gets stressed out whenever she starts talking commitment and it causes some nasty rows. Some people think Rob’s still set on playing the field.”

Another source said: “Rob’s so immature. He thinks that as this big movie star he can do whatever he wants, but he should realise [sic] that Kristen deserves better. Some of us wonder if he’s serious about her at all. He seems intent on keeping his options open. If he doesn’t grow up I don’t think the relationship has any future for Kristen.”

The rag furthers the report that Stewart and Pattinson fight nonstop due a possessive nature.

“Kristen hates the thought of Rob and Emilie spending time alone together. She’s doing her best to be with Rob whenever she can.”

They continued: “It’s driving Rob nuts, he likes doing his own thing and having time to himself, but Kristen has got really needy over the past few weeks. She’s worried he’ll run off with Emilie or some other chick that catches his eye.”

Oy. You can file this under Probable Crap subsection – Musings of the Bored. Beats their mythical babies theory though. In the meantime, you Twihards can indulge in spending your Hot Topic allowance on replica jewelry. Why didn’t I think of this? A site has created jewelry from the Twilight Saga Movies and is selling replica rings, bracelets and necklaces inspired by the films.

Currently they are pumping out an engagement ring that is supposed to be identical to Kristen Stewart’s character, Bella Swan, engagement ring.

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Drew Barrymore Announced Engagement Via Facebook

Ok. Someone spiked everyone’s eggnog. The world has gone marriage crazy. I fear going to run errands. I might be engaged by the time I pick up my standing vodka order at Wal-Mart or getting pregnant while munching on my Nevah-Ending-Stack-O-Pancake-Paradise at IHOP.

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Drew Barrymore is also engaged according to her Facebook page. A friend of Drew’s at WOW aired out her alleged wedding announcement that she posted on the social networking site after adding that he got her drunk when she was 10. They arrest people for that correct?

Anyway, she had been on again and off again with Justin Long (who will always be the kid from “Ed” to me). So I am guessing she is either engaged to Long or finally accepted a proposal from the homeless guy outside of In and Out Burger.
Before I get out my party pants, I am going to wait for a confirmation by a human. Not that Facebook would evah be lie telling.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince Engaged

Looks like Peter Doherty will have to find someone else to bail him out of jail and take him down after taking too much of the bad stuff. It is being reported that Kate Moss is engaged.

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This weekend Moss celebrated her 36th birthday with her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who flew in to see her. The model and Kills guitarist have been attached at the groin since 2007. Shortly after she finally dumped Dohery she hooked up with Hince and things took off from there.

Via Daily Mail:

Hince, 40, flew out to meet Miss Moss last week while she was working in Mustique and proposed on Saturday, her 36th birthday, using a diamond ring chosen with the help of her boss and friend, Topshop tycoon Philip Green.

‘It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good.’

Congrats and my hats off to your proudly displayed recycle bins full of empty booze bottles. That is the mark of a environmentally friend booze-hound.

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Jonas Brothers Break Up, Nick Jonas the New Justin Timberlake

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The rumor mill is working overtime lately, with sounds of the Jonas Brothers breaking up kicking into high gear. Oh come on, you know your inner tween is crying at the mere thought! Apparently, older brother Kevin just isn’t feeling the group anymore since tying the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa a couple of weeks back. Being married has given the guy a new outlook on life, bumping his new wife up to his number one priority. My guess is the wedding night has something to do with that! Youngest brother Nick has been entertaining thoughts of going out on his own lately, fronting the new band of his called Nick Jonas and the Administration.

Per PopEater:

“Nick sees himself as the next Justin Timberlake and brother Joe knows it,” a friend tells me. Nick already has a solo album out February 2 and a 14-city tour.”

So this leaves us with poor, left out in the dark Joe.

“Joe sees the writing on the wall for the group.”

That sound you hear is a million teenage girls hearts shattering into pieces! What ever happened to blood being thicker than water? And if they are indeed splitting up, who gets custody of their hair stylist?

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NFL Star Chris Henry Tragically Dies at 26

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Tragedy fell upon the NFL early this morning. Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry passed away this morning after sustaining injuries suffered after he fell from a moving pickup truck driven by his fiancee Loleini Tonga yesterday in Charlotte, N.C. Henry died at 6:36 a.m. at Carolinas Medical Center, where he had been taken early yesterday afternoon. Police haven’t released a cause of death.

Chris Henry was severely injured and was listed in a critical condition after falling out of the back of a moving pick-up truck following a heated argument with Tonga. She got in a pick-up truck and drove off, with Henry running after her and hopping into the bed of the truck. The two continued fighting until his accident when Henry “came out” of the back of the vehicle about a half-mile away from his fiancees’ parents house. When police and paramedics responded to the scene, police said Henry had suffered life-threatening injuries, including severe head trauma. He was then transported to a local hospital. No charges have been immediately filed, although authorities are at the scene conducting a criminal investigation to assess if he fell or was thrown off the truck.

Per Fox Sports:

“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry,” the police said in a statement. “At some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”

According to a statement released by the Bengals, Henry and Tonga were to be married in March. Tonga’s MySpace page also made several references to the expected nuptials, including the purchase of her dress and wedding rings. Police haven’t released details on their dispute. However, homicide detectives were called to the scene of the accident to investigate. According to Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police, such a move is typical procedure when the department responds to an accident involving life-threatening injuries.

Drafted in 2005, Henry is no stranger to problems off the field. He was arrested several times during his professional career, including arrests for DUI, marijuana possession, and assault, before being released by the Bengals in 2007 and then re-signed to a two-year contract with the team before the 2008 season. After the Bengals’ owner gave Henry a second chance, Henry seemed to have straightened his life out, staying out of trouble and focusing his off time on his family. He had been on injured reserve with the Bengals since Nov. 9 due to a dislocated forearm and had been spending his time away from the team with Tonga and their children.

Per ESPN:

“He was good at what he did as a player, he was a teammate to our players and a friend to almost all of us in the building,” Bengals president Mike Brown said at a news conference Thursday at the team’s headquarters. “We knew him in a way that [was not consistent] with his public persona. We liked him. He had worked through troubles in his life … to a point where he was going to have the future we all wanted for him and that he wanted for himself. At the time of his tragedy he was running to daylight.”

Henry leaves behind his fiancee and three children: 3-year old Seini, 2-year old Chris Jr., and 10-month old DeMarcus. He was 26 years old. An unfortunate end to a troubled life that seemed to be on the mend over the past year. Our sympathies are with the family of Chris Henry and his fiancee. Family, friends, and fans will miss him.

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Russell Brand Seen Ring Shopping

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Russell Brand has gotten the rumor-mill chugging away, with whispers that he is set to propose to girlfriend Katy Perry after being spotted shopping for a diamond ring. Brand was photographed looking at bands at exclusive London jewelers Cartier on Friday with one specific sparkler catching his eye.

Per DNA India:

“His face lit up when he saw this one diamond ring. He put it on his hand and he just gazed at it for ages, deep in contemplation,” the News of the World quoted a source as saying.

Brand spent hours in the shop browsing through the rings rings. He finally settled on a large square-cut diamond on a platinum band, even slipping the ring on his left ring finger to see how it looked. Last week, Brand hinted he was ready to take things a level further with Perry during an appearance on UK TV. He confirmed the pair are serious about their relationship, adding he would love to start a family sooner rather than later.

“Yes it’s true, I’m in a relationship. I don’t know about settled, that makes me think of sediment at the bottom of a stagnant pond. Not settled. But marriage would be good. I would like to have children too,” he said. “She’s the one. I’m a one-woman gentleman now. She’s really funny and gorgeous. We’re having a lot of fun.”

Ooooh sounds like someones getting a rock for Christmas! I’m jealous! But if he is planning on proposing, I guess we’ve let the cat outta the bag. Oops!

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