Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Engaged

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I am crying a thousand tears as the former #1 Celeb on my To-Do List is now engaged. I remember the days of Legolas hotness dominating my little heart. Then he was out-hotted by Eric Bana in the disaster “Troy” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” Soon he sank to the #8 spot.

Anyway, Orlando Bloom and Victoria Secret model, Miranda Kerr, are engaged. The model’s brother, Matthew, stated that he has finally asked her to marry him after dating Kerr since 2007. The two were on a vacation in Morocco when he proposed.

He tells Woman’s Day magazine, “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.”

I am off to drown my sorrows at IHOP. Ok, I am off to get me some Gingerbread Pancakes and wash it down with some Pecan Pie Pancakes. At least it’s not crack. Don ‘t judge me!

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Fergie’s SNL Back Stage Hissy Fit

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Its been a horrible couple of weeks for Fergie — First, accusations arise from a stripper claiming she slept with the singers husband. Then, her face is being plastered all over various magazine covers, but not in a good way, with headlines reading “Fergie Betrayed” and “Rocked By Scandal” due to the accusations. But this weekend while taking a break from her real life to perform on “Saturday Night Live” she was all but smacked in the face by both the accusations and the magazine covers all over again, when she spied the latest copies of “People” magazine featuring the stories about her husband Josh Duhamel’s‘ reported fling. And she was none to pleased about it!

Per Sun Times:

Fergie, on the show as the musical guest with her Black Eyed Peas, threw “a mini-hissy fit,” said a backstage spy, who added the singer ”looked like s—” and ”was in a big funk,” due to all those troubled marriage tales.

Can’t say I blame her for the hissy fit! I would have made a mini-bonfire backstage on the producers desk with those magazine covers, while dancing around the flame in my underwear and chanting ‘you suck!’ over and over to the person who didn’t have enough decency and common sense to remove the magazines before my arrival!

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Stripper Apologizes To Fergie For Boinking Josh, Claims He’s Still Texting Her

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The stripper who claims to have had an affair with Josh Duhamel isn’t letting go of her time in the spotlight, instead reaching out to apologize to Fergie for messing around with her husband. Nicole Forrester (husband boinking stripper) even passed a lie detector test regarding her affair with Duhamel. (Click HERE to see the videos of her confession.)

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Per Extra:

“I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody,” says Nicole Forrester, a 34-year-old single mother of two who says she slept with Duhamel, 37, while he was filming “Live As We Know It” in Atlanta. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it at the time like I think of it now. She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?” she says.”

Now thats one classy lady, huh? Note to Nicole – Your sincerity becomes questionable when you insist that you are not a homewrecker. Forrester further mentions that her own family, including her two young children, has suffered due the recent scandal.

“My son, he went to a football game last Saturday and he was like, mom, ‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” he says.”

Aww, such a heartwarming tale, dontcha think? What, is she hawking for a ‘Lifetime movie of the week?’ LeAnne Rimes is looking for work, and she’s fit the part of Forrester perfectly! Nevertheless, it proved to be a life changing experience for her, because she says she has given up stripping since her children asked her to. Despite her son calling her disgusting and the amount of public backlash she has endured, Forrester can’t seem to quit talking about her time with Duhamel. At first Forrester claimed she and the actor had a “really, really good time” together, but now she’s singing a different tune saying she was not ‘wowed’ by Duhamel’s bedroom skills.

Per Huffington Post:

“As far as the best sex? No, I don’t think that was it,” she said.

But then, in what seems to be a backhanded move, Forrester mentions that Duhamel has still been sending her text messages since the scandal broke. So what exactly is she trying to tell Fergie – I’m sorry I slept with your man, and by the way, he’s still in contact with me? That’s quite an apology, huh? My guess is she’s only apologizing due to her son thinking his mom is a homewrecking skank.

Quotables:

Heckler Spray: “You have to feel for Nicole Forrester. After all, how was she to know that allegedly sleeping with a married actor and then voluntarily doing numerous high profile paid interviews about it on TV, radio and in print would lead to people finding out about it? She’s the real victim here. That poor woman.”

Celebrity Smack- Ok, I think I found the bitch I want to box for the Celebrity Boxing Federation!

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Josh Duhamel’s Stripper Mistress Passes Lie Detector Test – Video

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It’s going to take a lot more than a simple denial from Josh Duhamel to make this stripper/cheating story go away! Nicole Forrester reportedly passed a test that was conducted by polygraph expert Kenneth E. Blackstone regarding her claims of their alleged fling. Blackstone went on to say that she was telling the truth when asked if she had sex with the actor. Forrester shared all the dirty details with an Atlanta radio station Monday morning, including her claim that they “did hook up and had lots of sex” and had a “really, really good time.” The interview was later taken off the station’s website following a cease and desist letter from Duhamel’s attorney, but they found loose-lipped Nicole’s story and the polygraph credible – so back up it went.

Per Huffington Post:

“The next morning, when I left, you know, he kissed me on the cheek, really sweet guy. I’m not lying about anything, and he’s just as guilty as I am.”

Forresters attorney Romin Alavi says that his client didn’t go to the National Enquirer with the story of her passionate night with Josh. Instead, they came looking for her.

Per Us:

“Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” Alavi tells Us Weekly. “The Enquirer then came to Nicole.”

Unfortunately for Duhamel, more women are coming out of the woodwork claiming that they got it on with the actor, too. On Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in to San Francisco’s JV on Wild 94.9 radio show to say that when a recently engaged Josh was filming the “Transformers” sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there.

“She also said she knew two other people whom he hooked up with,” the program’s producer, Jon Manuel, tells Us Weekly.

Duhamels lawyer has of course denied these claims, and it seems like Fergie is standing firmly by her man for now. The ‘smile-for-the-press-so-we-look-happy’ couple were seen out on a dinner date in Atlanta the other night at Chops restaurant, which ironically is located next door to the St. Regis Hotel, where the stripper claims her rendezvous with Josh took place. I can totally buy the fact that a tv star and especially one as good looking as Josh would sleep with a stripper, but not one as old and ugly as her. I call total BS on this story. You say you got evidence? Did he leave a signed bottle of Pantene Pro-V Volume Mousse for Hair Volume & Lift behind? Or perhaps

Quotables:

Dlisted - “Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word.”

Celebitchy - “Fergie just gave a one-sentence denial to Entertainment Tonight about the stripper stuff. She says: “”These allegations are nonsense.” That’s it? No humming of “Stand By Your Man”? Hmm…”

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Kristen Stewart Breaks Robert Pattinson’s Heart

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While you were sound a sleep last night with visions of Robert Pattinson dancing in your head, the rumor mill was working on overdrive trying to create some drama for our beloved Sparklepants. Last week, OK Magazine ran a story trying to make us buy into Pattinsons’ rumored romance with co-star Kristen Stewart, promising us a first look into their love nest in Vancouver but producing nothing more than pictures of some random hotel room. They even went as far as to bogusly quoting the two as saying, “We’re already like a married couple.” But now it looks like the rumored couple won’t be getting their happily ending afterall, as the magazine now has Kristen breaking Rob’s heart & leaving him heartbroken, along with his so-called plans to win her back.

Per OK!:

“Rob was talking marriage,” says the source, who explains that the relationship was also stealing all of Kristen’s attention and keeping her from spending time with her friends and family. “She told him they need to take a break.”

So within the matter of a week, the couple have gone from saying they were like a married couple to breaking up because Rob was thinking marriage. Kinda contradictory if you ask me! Meanwhile back in reality, the two have finished up filming on the third installment, “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” and are gearing up for the whirlwind of promotional tours they are about to embark on. So what story do you think the magazine will drum up for next week? Kristen upset at Robs flirting? The “Twilight” stars engagement? Kristen pregnant with Robs baby?… Scratch those, they’ve already been done! Guess the only thing left is to have Rob turn up pregnant himself. Next time you are standing at the checkout line and you see a magazine with KStew & Sparklepants on the cover, think twice before you pick it and believe it to be true.

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil Cross the Crack Beams…Again

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Ever hear the saying “two steps forward, three steps back?”…. Well, for Amy Winehouse its more like two steps forward, and a gigantic catapulting leap back! Amy and her ex-husband/drug pusher Blake Fielder-Civil are back together despite reports of Blake dating a stripper and Amy dating George Foreman’s son. While they technically may be divorced, the worlds most self-destructive couple have updated their social networking site Facebook saying they are “married” again. Oh for the love of all things holy…. Pals are saying the couple are ‘definitely’ back together, keeping in touch via a Facebook profile for Amy’s cat.

Per The Sun:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?” says Blake in a Facebook post.

Blakes post prompted dozens of the couple’s friends to write messages of congratulations on the site. The two had ended their marriage when Blake divorced Winehouse on grounds of infidelity, after Blake went back to prison and after Amy trashed herself almost beyond recognition. But the two kept in touch and Winehouse’s father Mitch even caught them in bed together. Her father was so upset that he was rumored to have even faked a heart attack to make Amy realize how much he disapproves of their relationship.

Per Newser:

“Amy’s family, especially Mitch, will be furious,” a source says. “They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.”

To me this seems about as sensible as giving Kanye West a mirror and a microphone! Amy has even been photographed several times in the last two weeks wearing a pink shirt embroidered with the words ‘Blake’s Girl’. The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the couple, who are both recovering from heroin and crack addictions. Won’t be too long until their rollercoaster romance takes another plunge, I’m sure. They have secretly married once before, could they have really done it again?

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New Music Friday – Jason Walker

While there is not much information floating around in cyber space about Jason Walker just yet, I still wanted to profile him for todays “New Music Friday.” His current single “Down” was featured on last weeks “The Vampire Diaires” and is quickly becoming one of the most sought after songs since the episode. He co-wrote the song with his friend Molly Reed, who is also the female singing with him. Walker has also written songs for other artists such as Clay Aiken, Luke Menard, Nevertheless, and Remedy Drive. Walker is married and lives in Tennessee with his wife. He just wrapped up a mini-tour with friend & American Idol finalist Chris Sligh, playing shows all over the south-east. He has just finished recording his EP, and its available now to download on Amazon and Itunes.

See – not much information is known about this guy just yet, but his song is absolutely beautiful and well worth your time listening to. You can check out the song “Down” above.

Lyrics to “Down” by Jason Walker

I don’t know where I’m at
I’m standing at the back
And I’m tired of waiting
Waiting here in line, hoping that I’ll find what I’ve been chasing.

I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m going to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
Never know why it’s coming down, down, down.

Not ready to let go
Cause then I’d never know
What I could be missing
I’m missing way too much
So when do I give up what I’ve been wishing for

I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m going to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
Never know why it’s coming down, down, down.
Oh I’m going down, down, down
Can’t find another way around
And I don’t want to hear the sound, of losing of what I never found.

I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m going to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
I never know why it’s coming down, down, down.
I shot for the sky
I’m stuck on the ground
So why do I try, I know I’m going to fall down
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
Oh it’s coming down, down, down.

Usher Stalls On Signing Divorce Papers

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Usher may have just released his new single “Papers,” which chronicles the split and divorce from wife Tameka Foster-Raymond, but apparently he’s not too quick to sign them! Whats the reason for this sudden change of heart? Could it be just another publicity stunt? We all know that Usher has moved on with his life becoming practically inseparable with his lady friend Grace Miguel.

Per Radar:

“Tameka thinks that it’s ironic that Papers is his comeback single when she just wants him to sign the paperwork and finalize the divorce,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “The terms and conditions have been agreed on for around a month but he keeps stalling on them and she’s the one that wants to move on with her life.”

In the song, which will be on his upcoming album entitled “Raymond Versus Raymond,” Usher airs the couples dirty laundry and doesn’t hold back on what he is feeling!

Per Radar:

He sings: “I gave my heart and turned my back against the world/ Cuz you were my girl! / I done near lost my mama/ I done been through so much drama / I done turned into the man that I never though I’d be / I’m ready to sign those papers! I done took all I can take, but you leave me no options girl … I can’t deny how much I loved you / I done gave up everything I had too / As hard as it is I’m afraid I’ve gotta say, I’m ready to sign them papers.”

The couple married in August 2007 and has two sons, Naviyd, 10 months and 1-year-old Usher Raymond V. Reportedly, they have been separated for over a year now, so why the delay in the proceedings? I’m starting to see Usher as being nothing but talk and no action.

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Danielle Deleasa Refusing to Sign Kevin Jonas’ Prenup !?!

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Looks like trouble in paradise before happily ever after even begins! Kevin Jonas and fiance Danielle Deleasa were all set to get married at the end of the year, but now it looks like that may not be the case after Kevin and his lawyers have drafted an iron clad prenup that is leaving Deleasa not too happy! Sources are claiming that Danielle is really upset about this request because she thinks that Kevin doesn’t trust her. Honey, when it comes to millions of dollars, you don’t trust anybody – Not even your own mama!

Danielle is reportedly taking some time to “come to terms” with the request and has not signed the paperwork yet. While she will most likely sign the prenup, having to think about a possible divorce before even walking down the aisle must put quite a damper on the occasion. Kevin is a very smart man for drafting that document up. Lets face it, only paying taxes and dying are guaranteed for life.

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Jaime Pressly and Justin Guarini Marry This Weekend (Not To Each Other)

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom aren’t the only ones to sign away their life as they know it this past weekend! “My Name is Earl” actress Jaime Pressly married entertainment lawyer boyfriend Simran Singh this past Saturday. The couple exchanged their wedding vows around 6pm in front of family and friends at the estate of Dick Clark in Malibu on a bluff overlooking the Pacific Ocean. This was the same spot as Adam Sandlers 2003 wedding. Pressly wore a dress by British designer Jenny Packham.

Justin Guarini’s wedding was another celebrity marriage that took place over weekend. The season 1 runner up on “American Idol” and “The Simpsons” Side Show Bob look alike married fiancee Reina Capodici in a private wedding on Saturday evening in Doylestown, Pennsylvania, at an estate that overlooks the Delaware river. The couple wrote their own vows and shared their words amongst their 50 guests, which included family and friends.

Per People:

“Justin is one of the most deserving people of happiness and love,” Kimberly Caldwell, Guarini’s co-host on the TV Guide Network’s Idol Tonight, tells PEOPLE. “I know he will be an amazing hubby.”

The couple became engaged back in December in Orlando while Guarini was at Disney’s EPCOT Center filming for the American Idol Experience ride at the theme park. Congratulations to both happy couples!

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