Celebrity Mothers Graded by Tabloid

Wow. Star magazine either has massive amounts of tabloid testicular fortitude or a death wish. The rag has graded celebrity moms and cited their failures in parenting. Seriously.

I peddle gossip for a living and I get that my job isn’t exactly saving kittens and feeding orphans, but I am still throwing shade at this. It’s like ‘Mommie Dearest’ as told by that hobo in the park that looks like he is napping under some newspapers but really a spy writing down the tidbits scorned nannies reveal while the kids fight over rides on glitter ponies…or whatever the devil rich kids get to play with.

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Christina Aguilera Did NOT Hit Her Son, Max

Now, I like to poke at Snookitina with the best of them, but I have to hit the WHUT?! button on this rumor…

A website attacked Christina Aguilera after her son, Max, was photographed sporting a black eye. The site speculated that Christina’s drinking problem blossomed into child abuse.

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Charlie Sheens Wife Drank While Pregnant

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Yeah, I could see something like this putting some major strain on any relationship! Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller reportedly went to rehab for alcohol abuse when she was five months pregnant with twins Bob and Max, after several bottles of alcohol were found in her car. It is also being said that the couple fought bitterly due to Brooke’s drinking while pregnant, and Charlie blamed her for the premature birth of the twins and the heart issue that kept one of their son’s hospitalized for several weeks after the other baby came home from the hospital. However, her attorney Yale Galanter is fighting back, claiming the reports are “dead wrong.”

Per E!:

“I know that’s not true. I’m very familiar with the situation, and that’s totally not true. She was not in rehab for alcohol abuse while pregnant. That never occurred. She’s an incredible mother; it’s amazing to see her with her children.”

Well, do you really expect her to stand up and say “Why yes, I did go to rehab for alcohol while I was pregnant. My sons medical problem is solely my fault!” Galanter is currently working on lifting the protection order that bans Brooke and Charlie from contacting each other after their Christmas spat spiraled out of control. (Read about that here.) Given she was drunk at 8:30am on Christmas morning, I tend to doubt her credibility. Its about time Charlie and Brooke cut their losses and go their separate ways!

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Jenna Jameson, Carson Daly and Charlie Sheen Have Babies – UDATED

Wow – was there something in the water?

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys early Monday morning. Jenna’s spokesperson says that mother and both babies are in the pink of health.

Per Us Magazine:

“They’re in very good health,” says her rep. “She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

The twins are Jenna and Tito’s first children together. Ortiz has a son from a previous marriage. Jameson herself announced in May of last year that they were trying for a baby and that the good news could be just around the corner. In August of 2008 she excitedly confirmed her pregnancy saying, “I’m so happy!” No word yet on their bundle of joy’s names.

Late night talk show host Carson Daly also became a proud papa this weekend. Daly and his longtime girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a boy on Sunday night.

Per People:

“Parents are both ecstatic,” his rep Heather Lylis says. “They have a happy and healthy baby boy.”

Their new son, Jackson James Daly, weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz., and is the first child for the couple. They first announced their pending bundle of joy in November.

Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller are the proud parents of twin boys born Saturday night. The boys, named Max and Bob, arrived a few weeks early but are said to be doing great. The boys are the first for the happy couple. Sheen has two daughters with his ex-wife Denise Richards and a 24-year old daughter from a previous marriage.

Congratulations to the happy couples!

UPDATE (From The Dame) -Jenna Jameson’s baby names have been released. Jesse Jameson Ortiz was born weighing 4 lbs, while brother Journey Jett Ortiz weighed 4 lbs, 11 oz.

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Christina Aguilera to Open 2008 American Music Awards

While Miley Cyrus will be spending her 16th birthday playing at the AMA’s, Christina Aguilera will be opening the show.

The kick off to the show will be a compilation of Aguilera’s greatest hits. She will be prancing around in her best lycra jumpsuit singing “Fighter,” “Beautiful,” “Genie in a Bottle,” “Keeps Getting Better” and “Dirrty.”

“We are very excited to have Christina Aguilera perform at this year’s show,” Dick Clark Productions President Orly Adelson told Us in a statement. “She raises the bar with each live performance and you can expect something special at the 2008 ‘American Music Awards.’”

Christina’s nemesis Mariah Carey will also be performing along with Kanye West, Rihanna, Alicia Keys and Miley. Ahhh….I remember the fued she had with Mimi. That was about the same time as her ham sandwich crazy meltdown.

“She was never cool to me, to the point that, one time, we were at a party and I think she got really drunk and had just really derogatory things to say to me…” Aguilera told GQ. “But it was at that time that she had that breakdown [in 2001, Carey was admitted to a psychiatric hospital], so she might have been very medicated.”

Yeah. Let’s get some more of that action going.

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