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Brandon Davis Calls Mischa Barton a Heffer

April 8, 2010 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Wow. Here we have the reincarnated talentless version of Fat Elvis calling the kettle black. Brandon Davis caught sight of the newly filled out version Mischa Barton and took to his Twitter to call her fat.

I am guessing he is referring to those horrid high-waisted butter colored pants she was trying to rock the other day (click HERE to see that mess). Ill fitting…yes, very much so. The size of a planet? No.

This guy looks like he showers in Crisco and smells like burnt hair. How and why she ever dated him is a mystery. Oh wait…his daddy is rich. Ahhhh…I see.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Quotes Tagged With: Brandon Davis, Brandon Davis fat, chubby, Fat, hefer, Mean, Mischa Barton, Twitter

Ke$ha Attacks Britney Spears

March 4, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

I’d love to see this cage match. You know Britney would kick off her Uggs, ask Poppa Spears to hold her weave, ball up her claws into little bitch beaters and then be torn of Ke$ha by 3 bayou officers. We just may get to see this action. Ke$ha has made the grave mistake of verbally attacking Britney Spears.

Via Showbiz Spy:

“I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. No offense to her specifically but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at three in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime. It’s treating people as if they are too stupid to realize you are not actually singing. Sometimes it is hard to sing and dance at the same time but I would rather be off and be real and genuine about it to my fans. I don’t want to treat my fans like they are stupid.”

Oooh, I bet when Brit-Brit gets wind of this she is going to get out her straight razors and Vaseline. The article also points out that the Tik Tok singer was featured on Spears’ track “Lace and Leather.” Ungrateful or mildly retarded? Either way, Brit’s fans are quite aware of the lip syncing that goes on. The tickets come with a declaration of that fact, they say: Britney Spears Live in Concert.

Filed Under: "Britney Spears", Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Music Tagged With: Britney Spears feud, Fight, Ke$ha, Ke$ha and Britney Spears Fight, Ke$ha Attacks Britney Spears, Kesha, Mean, slam, verbally attacking Britney Spears

Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken Cage Match

May 29, 2009 By Cara Harrington 6 Comments

Add some baby oil and you have something that will echo a typical weekend at a frat party.

After Clay Aiken came down from his mountain to pass judgment on Adam Lambert via his blog (only to find Lambert has the bigger fan base and subsequently had to apologize in another unnecessarily long entry), the recent Idol sensation furthered the feud. Glamerace has been the highlight of press and overshadowing the actual “American Idol” winner. So he blames jealousy for Aiken’s outburst.

Via Access Hollywood:

“I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”

At the news of this catty response Clay Aiken demanded a box of straight razors, Vaseline, his bitch beating hat (the one with the feathers to be worn at a jaunty angle) and a copy of “West Side Story” to perfect his dance fighting.

Filed Under: Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes Tagged With: Adam Lambert, American Idol, Clay Aiken, Feud, Fight, Jealous, Mean

Megan Fox Slams Scarlett Johansson

May 12, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Megan Fox isn’t afraid to throw mud at her competition in young hot Hollywood. In an interview with Esquire she openly bashes Scarlett Johansson for trying too hard to prove her intelligence.

Per Esquire:

“I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on,” she says. “But I have no idea how to handle it. I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson-who I have nothing against-but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard-but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

Is it just me or does she strike you as the girl in high school who was worshiped for being hot but she hates everyone except her sidekick who secretly keeps locks of her hair.

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Megan Fox Tagged With: bitch, Esquire, Mean, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson

Models Aren’t Playing Nice with Jesus

April 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Now that Madonna has been rejected as a suitable mother for Mercy James, she has invited Jesus back to her lair. Of course he obliged being that no one is stupid enough to pass up a free meal ticket.

Madge is calling in some favors and asking designer pals to hire Luz. Of course they also obliged because she is freaking Madonna. Recently Marc Jacobs pulled strings and even wrote him a letter of recommendation to stay in the country. Dolce and Gabbana have also hired him for their fall-winter men’s campaign. Donatella Versace is entertaining his involvement with in a campaign.

This all isn’t sitting well with all of the other male models. I am sure they laugh and call him names and exclude him from all their model games.

Via Gatecrasher:

“Madonna’s sometime-boy-toy got straight-up dissed by the other male catwalkers as he prepped for the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week at Espace. Says one backstage source: “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”

Even his friends are sick of Jesus. They sat him down and told him he acting like a diva and needs to sit down.

“He has a big, swollen head,” says a Madonna camp pal. “Jesus was trying to charge 100K per appearance in Brazil. Friends finally sat him down and told him to get real and to stop thinking he’s the male answer to Gisele, because he isn’t.”

Those are some great friends.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Designers, Madonna Tagged With: Dolce and Gabanna, Donatella Versace, ego, Jesus Luz, Jobs, Madge, Madonna, Marc Jacobs, Mean, Models, work

Hayden Panettiere Fights and Smokes – Photos

March 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Little Hayden Panettiere has a Kanye West sized ego. Not to mention she is straight up street. She has been fighting reporters and smoking. Oooo…she’s bad. Like Michael Jackson knife fighting bad! The 19 year old who boasts a resume of “Racing Stripes” and “Bring It On: All or Nothing,” feels the press makes her life a living hell.

Hayden recently broke up with her pedo boyfriend so she could slut up clubs Paris Hilton style. (Yes, she is underage but that hasn’t stopped her.) At a party supporting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation the “Heroes” starlet threw a temper tantrum. She yelled at the photographers and shoved a reporter.

Per Us Weekly:

“A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, “May we talk with you, Hayden?“ Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, “Don’t you ever touch me!” She then icily asked a red carpet handler, “Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?” Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: “You all make my life miserable” and refused to answer any questions.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds Hayden! I know that “Bring It On 2” was robbed of an Oscar and you think you are the next Meryl Streep, but you aren’t allowed to abuse your minions until you you’ve replaced your plasma with Red Bull and blow. Like Lindsay Lohan. Get a role model sweety.

What Others Said:

Webster is my Bitch - “Sounds like somebody needs to be taken down a notch. Of course, since Hayden Panettiere is only three apples high to begin with, if she’s taken down a notch she’ll no longer be tall enough to ride the Teacups ride at Disneyland. Heyoo!”

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Filed Under: Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Quotes, Hayden Panttierre, WTF?!? Tagged With: bitch, Diva, Fighting, Hayden Panettiere, Mean, Paris Hilton, shoving, Slut, Smoking

Etta James Pulls Offer to Whoop Beyonce

February 6, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Etta James….you have disappointed me. I was so hoping to see a battle to death. I could already picture the weaves flying and acrylics popping out like claws. In case you missed Etta’s attack on B…here it is again.

While doing a performance for a crowd Etta James threatened to whoop Beyonce for singing her song, “At Last” at the Inaugural Ball. The audio of her jokes about hating Besus and making fun of Barack Obama’s ears hit the net. Immediately she wanted to clear up the air.

NY Daily News:

“I didn’t really mean anything,” James said. “Even as a little child, I’ve always had that comedian kind of attitude. … That’s probably what went into it. I was feeling left out of something that was basically mine, that I had done every time you look around.”

Where is your lady version of testicular fortitude Etta? Better safe than sorry I guess. I am sure if she didn’t back peddle some sort of Beyonce mafia in skinny pants and would make sure she woke up bald. Still…disappointing.

What Others Said:

D-Listed – “I’m guessing that Basement Baby paid Etta a little visit and handed her an envelope. Etta opened it and found a note on Sasha Fierce (made from 100% ego fibers) stationary that said, “It’s backtrack time! Love, Daddy Knows.”

Socialite Life – “There’s no shame in that, Etta! Oh, hell no! Fifteen pounds and a blond wig doesn’t make some diva-in-training your replacement.”

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Filed Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Music, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Audio, Beyonce, Etta James, Joke, Mean, threatens, Whoop

Kate Hudson Makes Jokes About Anne Hathaway’s Ex

January 6, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Someone hit reheat on the bitch box. Kate Hudson made a few backhanded jokes about her costar’s ex boyfriend.

Anne Hathaway suffered a very public breakup with Raffaelo Follieri after he was incarcerated for money laundering and posing as Pope Benedict XVI’s representative. He is currently sitting in jail for a term of 4 years.

Letterman asked her about Follieri and she let the barbs fly. (Look for it around the 6 minute mark.)

“When the host brought up the subject of Hathaway’s 2008 split from Follieri, who is currently serving a four-and-a-half year prison sentence, Hudson laughed and replied, “Surprises in life are awesome.” And when Letterman asked if Hudson had met Hathaway before the movie, she joked, “We met the Pope.”

Hudson and Anne Hathaway were rumored to be enemies on and off set. As the story goes… Kate was a huge diva, but Anne wasn’t having any of her mighty-mighty attitude BS and from there the rift grew.

Sounds like someone is a wee bit bitter. Or drunk. Was it just me or did she seem a tiny bit tipsy there at the beginning? She was stuttering, demanding “kiss kiss” and talking about how she wants to bang her son’s ski instructor and Peyton Manning. Bah, I am sure it was a cocktail for nerves or something. But I still think she might have been one or two drinks away from a tickle fight with David.

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Filed Under: Anne Hathaway, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Kate Hudson, Television, Videos Tagged With: Anne Hathaway, Boyfriends, Bride Wars, Diva, Drunk, Feud, Hate, Kate Hudson, Mean, Movies, Slut

Angelina Jolie Demands Changes to New Film

January 5, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Oh what has Angelina Jolie demanded now? Midgets in top hats serve her Fanta while sporting “Save Yourself 9 Months, Adopt an Cambodian Baby” t-shirts?

Jolie swooped in to take the role as a spy in the film “Salt” off the hands of Tom Cruise. They haven’t even started filming yet and she is already demanding changes or else. Issues from the leading character’s name to writer’s dialogue must all be changed or Angie won’t be lifting one withered boney finger for the film.

The Daily Mail Reports:

‘Angelina is determined to make sweeping changes before filming starts,’ I’m told.
‘She’s demanding the writers improve the dialogue before she sets foot on set.’

I hate to break it to you Voodoo Vag, but you are not Meryl Streep or Cate Blanchett. Only they can get away with stunts like that.