Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2009 – Ben Bernanke

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Time Magazine Managing Editor Rick Stengel talked to Matty Cakes on the ‘Today Show’ to announce the ho of the year. Matt Sex-On-A-News-Anchor-Stick and Not-the-Red-Head-On-the-View took turns guessing who Time’s Person of the Year for 2009 would be. Finally, Rick announced it was some guy I admittedly never heard of.

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“The winner is Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve, the most powerful, least understood government force shaping our lives. He was the great scholar of the Depression, and basically he saw what looked like another Depression coming and he decided he would do whatever it takes to forestall that,” Stengel said. “And basically he did.”

I know, I know. I really should know who this guy is and all the important shiz he does on a daily basis. Politics are obviously not my bag, but in my defense I could probably drink him under the table. Anyway, congrats to Ben despite the fact that Surprised Kitty was robbed of the title.

Diane Sawyer Leaving GMA

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Diane Sawyer is pulling an Oprah and leaving Good Morning America. She is taking her gin soaked smiled to World News and filling the vacancy left by Charles Gibson. This will be her final week on GMA.

“This is going to be my last week, after 10 years here at Good Morning America. I’ve calculated — 2,881 shows. Roughly.” Sawyer said adding, “I hope you celebrate with us this week, laugh with us this week,” Sawyer said.

It is sad. She was my favorite because she was a happy drunk who slurred her way through every show hiding a drank in her boot flask. Nothing says ‘Good Morning’ like a mojito and Diane.

Rachel Ray Proud of Her Sexy FHM Photos – See Them Here

The gigantic mouth on Food Network, Rachel Ray, did some “risqué” photos for FHM back in 2003. For some reason she and the photos still remain relevant. The talk show host/food network star/Dunkin’ Donuts spokesperson was on Nightline being interview by Cynthia McFadden. The subject of her somewhat “scandalous” photos for the mag cam up.

Via Huffington Post:

Cynthia: All right, I have to ask you about those pictures.
Rachael: Bring it! First of all, when F-H-M called, I thought it was food and home. I didn’t even know what F-H-M was. And I mean I got the request from the P-R person.
Cynthia: I mean, I would be like oh, that’s-
Rachael: The P-R person at Food Network said we actually have an unusual request from F-H-M magazine. And I thought about it-I think I was thirty-five at the time. Thirty-four or thirty five. And I thought about it for a while, and I said, you know what? This magazine has as young as seventeen, eighteen-year-olds in hottie bikinis, and these are all actresses, models, pin-up girls. I don’t belong to any, even remote, club of theirs. And I thought if I’m gutsy enough to do this, this is a good thing for everybody. This is the everywoman, here she is. And I thought, what the heck? I asked my husband what he thought of it and he said, [giggles] oh, kinda cool. And I did it and it was the most scared I’ve ever been and I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d do it again tomorrow.
Cynthia: Now I heard your mother told you not to do it.
Rachael: My mother was furious. Remains furious. You don’t have to do that kind of trash, you don’t need to sell yourself that way, blah blah blah. I was proud of it. And I would do it again, even though my mom would be really mad at me. I know she still loves me.
Cynthia: So no regrets. You sound like a-
Rachael: Not for a heart-not for a minute.

I don’t really see the “scandalous” factor in these. Sure, it’s probably considered hard core porn if your last name is Duggar.

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Images Via: FHM