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JFK Photo – Boats and Hoes Hoax

TMZ was screeching at the top of their lungs that JFK was a big whore and had a photo of him on a boat with a bunch of naked women crawling all over like it was a video for Diddy. The gossip site was a tingly over their “discovery” of a photo of him playing captain of the good ship hooter pop. They had a slew of experts look at the photo and examine it for authenticity and evidence of photoshopping. Upon the confirmation the pic was real, they ran a story titled: “The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History,” which tried to prove that John F. Kennedy was cheating while Jackie Kennedy was rushed to the hospital. She had a cesarean, but Arabella Kennedy was stillborn on August 23, 1956.

TMZ claims that he was on a boat in the Mediterranean with the naked women while Jackie suffered. The site is trying to run the idea that if the story of his cheating got out before he ran for President… that history could have been altered. However, The Smoking Gun found the photo in a 1967 Playboy spread.

“According to the caption accompanying the Playboy photo spread, four couples were enjoying themselves on a trip to Petit Rameau, an island in the Grenadines. As “Andy” sunned himself on deck, “Elaine” dove naked into the water while “Roxanna” provocatively shimmied up a ladder.”

TMZ has since retracted their claims of the photos of John F. Kennedy as legit and dubbed it a fake. Typically the site is on the money and rarely wrong. This just goes to show you that you can’t be right all the time.

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Cristiano Ronaldo To Replace David Beckham

Was the person who made this decision high as a kite? Italian fashion designer Armani says soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign, replacing current model David Beckham, in their spring-summer 2010 collection. *Blankly Stares* Yes, I can’t believe what my eyes are reading either… Beckham stripped down for Emporio Armani last year. He has also posed for the brand with his wife Victoria and the two currently head the Emporio Armani autumn/winter underwear campaign.

Per EiTB:

“This time it’s the turn of the international media’s favourite footballer; one that plays for Real Madrid, drinks champagne with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles and sails his boat around the Mediterranean,” concludes La Gazzeta.

Who’s idea of a joke was it to hire this greaseball? Ronaldo will be feature on billboards for Armani’s younger clothes section in all of Europe’s major cities as of February next year, with the advertising campaign will most likely taking place in Milan. This isn’t the fist time Ronaldo has replaced Beckham; he also replaced him in the United team in 2003 after Beckham signed for Real. But don’t feel bad for Beckham just yet — He is currently developing his own Beckham-branded men’s underwear line, hoping to launch by fall 2010, so his days of half naked billboards are far from over!

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