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Megan Fox has her own doll being created in her likeness. Barbie will have to set up a Malibu Free Clinic for this nuttery. I had assumed that any doll versions of Megan Fox would be of the blow-up kind.
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The ho from “Transformers” is back with her ex-fiancé. Sort of. According to OK! And NY Daily, Megan Fox is maintaining a relationship with Brian Austin Green in which she can have sexy times with anyone while he is only allowed to be with her.
Via NY Daily:
“They’ve agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can’t date anyone else,” says the mag, and she has six months to decide if she wants to marry him.”
Either this girl is either an evil genius or the reason why free clinics are stocking up on Valtrex. My vote is for later being that she has earned the nickname Professor Whore Face.
Quotables:
D-Listed – “The average person has to down Kiefer Sutherland’s entire liquor cabinet just to get through a Megan Fox “performance.”
I am sure this was just the “mountain wine” talking, but Megan Fox pretty much takes credit for making Olivia Wild hot and relevant.
While speaking with Nova 100 (a radio show filled with sexy accents) she was asked about her lesbian tendencies and Olivia Wild.
“Nova 100: Who is Olivia Wild?
Megan Fox: You know. I like to think that I made her because I did a GQ, I did GQ U.S. issue last year and in it I talked about, you know they were asking me about everyone obsessed about me being a lesbian or whatever. And I was talking about how outrageously attractive I find her. She’s gives a lesbian vibe. She’s married, but I am trying to snake my way in there.”
Who doesn’t know 13 from “House” or Alex from the “O.C.” or Jenny from the “Black Donnelly’s”?
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Or so she claims. The grease monster known as Megan Fox was running her mouth about nailing Robert Pattinson shortly after she and Brian Austin Green broke off their engagement. Someone who worked with Fox on “Jennifer’s Body” told E! that she was bragging about a one night stand that she had with the “Twilight” heartthrob.
“Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute,” snitches our high-up, on-the-set sleuth. “But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off.”
After he ditched her, Megan was hurt and told Elle magazine that she’d never slum it with Pattinson because he was “too pretty and young” for her taste. This could be true despite my distaste for narcissistic princess. They were seen together at Palihouse hotel bar two consecutive nights in Hollywood back in early March. This was just after Brian and Fox’s split in February.
I am guessing it went something like the ho at the 1 minute marker trying to get her some Sparkle.
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After showing up at the MTV Movie Awards doing her best impression of an oil slick, “Transformers” actress Megan Fox is now joining the ranks of other Hollywood types by declaring her love for marijuana.
While doing an interview for British GQ Magazine, Fox admitted her adoration for the drug and her wish for its potential legalization.
Via StyleCrave:
“I can’t tell you how much bulls**t I’ve been through because I will openly say that I smoke weed. People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f**ked-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalize it. And when they do, I’ll be the first person in line to buy my pack of joints.”
You’re right Megan. It’s not a hippy-thing to do, it’s more of a “Someone who thinks weed will be sold in packs,” kind of thing to do.
Fox however, will not have to worry about her remarks offending everyone. Celebstoner will now likely add her going to the ranks of Top Celebstoners along side Seth Rogan, Cheech Marin and Kristen Stewart.
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Josh Duhamel may have made Potty Pants his lawfully wedded wife, but Fergie still has a wandering eye for women.
The “Boom Boom Pow” crooner is excited for the video release of “I Got A Feeling” due to her girl-on-girl action. She told The Sun about her sampling of same sex and became yet another ho who claims bisexual tendencies.
“Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend. You’ll like our next video, for I Got A Feeling, because I have a little girl-on-girl tease section of the video. I met the girls right before we did the scene. They were beautiful. They were hot. One of them was the director’s girlfriend — so he was happy!”
She joins Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox in attempts to sit a the cool lesbian table in the cafeteria. All these hoes have claimed to be bumping donuts recently. Lady Gaga even devoted a song to her same sex preference with her recent hit. The Gaga explained the meaning of “Poker Face” during a concert in April, stating that poker face was about being with a man, but fantasizing about a woman.
Who hasn’t fantasized about someone else? I typically just point my heels to Jesus and think about handbags.
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Megan Fox isn’t afraid to throw mud at her competition in young hot Hollywood. In an interview with Esquire she openly bashes Scarlett Johansson for trying too hard to prove her intelligence.
Per Esquire:
“I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on,” she says. “But I have no idea how to handle it. I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson-who I have nothing against-but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard-but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”
Is it just me or does she strike you as the girl in high school who was worshiped for being hot but she hates everyone except her sidekick who secretly keeps locks of her hair.
Some pictures of Megan Fox have leaked. The “actress” is seen on the set of her latest film, “Jonah Hex” which co-stars Josh Brolin and Will Arnett.
I am doing my best not to hate on this girl. It’s easy, right ladies? I mean she’s smokin’ hot but chooses to bang Brian Austin Green. That alone is enough. Brian Austin Green wasn’t even close to hot when he was on “Beverly Hills 90210.” Such a tool. And she took that unbelievable body of hers and covered it with completely random tattoos such as Marilyn Monroe’s face that adorns her forearm. I guess this is why guys love her: smokin’ hot, not a lot of sense, and willing to bang complete tools. She’s a dreamgirl.
So the film is about some comic book anti-hero who has a scarred face and a bad attitude. However, I am sure if you are looking at the pics, you could care less about the dudes in the film. The costume department has laced Megan into corset making her look like a real live version of Jasmine from ‘Aladdin’. Urg! Is it not enough that she is skinny on her own?!?
Also, the Fox is being featured as the first live-action cover of ‘Esquire’ magazine.
Via ‘Esquire’:
“You probably noticed there’s something different about this Megan Fox cover tease for our next issue: It wasn’t shot with a camera. At least not a still camera. For the first time in Esquire’s history (and, we imagine, magazine history in general), a cover image was shot as a video. Using the RedONE, a video camera that captures images at four times the resolution of high-definition, photographer-director Greg Williams recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage with Fox — getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, inexplicably lighting a barbecue.”
Great. As if the teasers of her flashing her lady bits and garter belt isn’t enough to set my self-esteem back a few years.
The issue of ‘Esquire’, in which Megan tackles such tasks as rolling around, will be out in May.
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Did I call this break up or what? Megan Fox realized she is one of the hottest women in Hollywood and broke off her relationship with Brian Austin Green.
Us mag is reporting that the two have called it quits. Fox and Green broke up in a friendly fashion according to the source.
Per Us Magazine:
“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
My guess is Megan is getting a spray tan somewhere saying, “Brian who?” Meanwhile Green is curled up in a ball playing “Love Hurts” over and over again. Poor guy. I kinda hoped having to deal with Tori Spelling on daily basis would earn him some good karma.
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Poor delusional Brian Austin Green. He seems to think that Megan Fox is actually going to marry him. I will eat my own shoe if this happens.
While at the GQ party last night Green was smiling from ear to ear and talking about how his wedding plans. It’s kinda sad really. Poor guy. He was gushing like a little girl with a new puppy to People magazine.
“The ceremony will be] small. Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there. You might hear about it the week after.”
Then when the magazine asked Fox about her future husband she called him a “really great person.” Ouch.
“[He is] a really great person. When I’m not working, I’m at home [with him] all the time.”
I am imagining this the future Tom and Katie. She will slipping napkins with the words “HELP ME!” on it in no time.
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